Button
Do not try to stick this on your face, it will not work unless you are Frosty the Snowman.

Fork
Do not comb your hair with a fork, Ariel already made herself look like a fool.

Salt Water
Do not drink this, even if you are really thirsty.

Map
If you purchase a map, just remember that the Earth is not flat, but round.

Paper
This doesn't cut anything, except your finger.

Knives
If you play with knives, one might get stuck in your head. (This also applies to scissors!!!)

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Fun fact about #3:
In my science class awhile back, we had to bring three different objects from home for homework. I brought a bottle of water, salt, and sugar. My friend (April) poured all of my salt (about 2-3 cups) into my bottle of water and told my other friend (Bob) that it was sugar water. He didn't believe her at first. But then I convinced him that it was sugar water as well as a couple of other bystanders. He then drank the water (LIKE A GIANT SIP)!!!!!! I didn't expect him to drink that much and then he realized that it was actually salt water AFTER he swallowed it!!!! He hated me the rest of the day. But we are still friends to this day (Yay!!!)
P.S. The names used in the story are NOT their real names. I just made them up. :)

Anyone else have ideas for everyday objects??? Leave your ideas in the comments. :)

Can everyone see the pic??? It's hilarious!!!!!