I wake up suddenly to a flashing light outside my window. After slipping on my shoes, I walked into my backyard. I covered my eyes as the blinding light shone right at me. An extraterrestrial stepped forward, but it was not E.T. Who was it? I stared into the glossy black eyes that stared back at me. The alien spoke before I could say a word.

"Hello. I am your old science teacher who ran away from dimwits like you who have no knowledge or politeness at all."

"Sup."

"I have come back to get revenge on you stupid humans! Let's begin!"

"Noooooo!" I screamed while running back into the house.

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I'm soooooo sooooo sorry @sunsettime!!!! I meant to update yesterday, but I was doing homework for a LONG time. Then when I worked on my books I was finishing up the chapter for my HP fanfic instead of this one and I apologize for that.

I'll post another chapter later today, but if I don't, I give @sunsettime permission to slap me.

:)