The picture very tiny so I'll type it below...

When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven. Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously) and in the fall, I'll take him to King's Cross, point towards platform nine and ten, and not say a word as he collides into the pillar.

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This is sort of mean, but it's hilarious at the same time. If my boyfriend, Fred Weasley, and I ever have a child, I will do this and tell him that DOBBY is keeping us from going through. Then Fred and I will laugh/cry about this.

DOBBY :'(

I shouldn't have mentioned DOBBY.

I dunno why autocorrect always makes DOBBY's name capitalized.