So I was wringing a story and tealbarrow did this. So enjoy...

Alex wakes up to sunlight beaming though the blinds, burning his retinas. He rubs his eyes sleepily for a moment. Something is off. The room is saturated in the rank odor of onions, and somebody is making quite the ruckus in the right corner of the room. Alex peels his eyes open and almost screams. It's Shrek. He opens his ogre mouth to revel a giant onion that burns Alex's nose.
Shrek roars and Alex covers his ears with pillows. "Where did you come from? Why are here? Leave me alone!"
"I came from the mirror, laddie," Shrek growls in a thicc Scottish accent. "I'm here to take down Farquaad," He screams and breaks Alex's bed lamp over his knee. Alex runs forward to stop him and is crushed by 600 pounds of mean green ogre machine. He dies and Shrek gallops into the woods, never to be seen again. Some insist that they occasionally spot a green man sprinting through the foliage yelling "DONKEY!!" at the top of his lungs.

Moral of the story is don't let tealbarrow take your computer. Something like this will happen. You have been warned...