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Mama Bleu's Terrible Idea

(Based on animation above^)

Mama Bleu: All my kids need dirty water for school. They're going to be nutritious! *tosses dirty water into cart*

Josephine: How many kids you have?! *laughs*

Mama Bleu: 15 thousand.

*Insert headshots of Steel, Shelly, and Scott*

Josephine: *laughs* Where did you get all those kids from?

Mama Bleu: Baby, lot's of Baby Daddies! *holding armful of dirty water*

Josephine: You had a lot of unprotected sex with a lot of men?

Mama Bleu: Oh yeah! Unprotected sex kids. That's why you need, uh, protect your kids- protect your sex from... because you're gonna have a lot of kids to feed dirty water to. *puts dirty water into cart*

Josephine: So I'm assuming your kids love dirty water?

Mama Bleu: Oh no baby, they looove Nuka Cola. *bluntly* But they've been bad this week. *tosses more dirty water into cart*

Josephine: *laughs*

Josephine: So what grades are your kids in?

Mama Bleu: 16th grade.

Josephine: *laughs* 16th grade? That's not even a grade!

Josephine: So your kids graduated college?

Mama Bleu: No they... they... *frowns* Where're my kids?

Josephine: *whEEZE*

Josephine: Hopefully they give us that 3 for 1 discount!

*Vender Bot at counter, staring*

Josephine: He's like "I wanna quit."

Josephine: Now lets see how much caps we can save right here

Mama Bleu: Yeah go down baby...

*it goes down to 113 caps*

Josephine: Ooh! Ooh look at it!

Mama Bleu: WOOOOOO!!! Mama saved 15 caps today!

Mama Bleu and Josephine: *put dirty water into grocery bags* Bada bing! Bada boom!

Josephine: Was that enough for your kids?

Mama Bleu: *mutters* Oh my god... OH MY GOD WE GOTTA GO!!

Josephine: What is it?!

Mama Bleu: BABY MY GRANDKIDS!!!

*insert headshot of Crazy*

Mama Bleu: I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEM!!!

Josephine: Oh no!

Mama Bleu: *nearly stumbles into Tato plant* Shit an apple!

Josephine: That's a tato!

Mama Bleu: *frantically gathering dirty water* Shitshitshitshitshit!

Mama Bleu: *running with cart* MAMA NEEDS THE DIRTY WATER!!! MAMA NEEDS THE DIRTY WATER!!!

Josephine: CURB!!

Mama Bleu: *hits curb and cart tips over, spilling the dirty water everywhere* SHIT!!!

Mama Bleu: *picks up dirty water quickly* Grandkids grandkids please forgive me! Please forgive me grandkids! Please forgive me! T^T

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