the princess bride retelling no one asked or but you're still getting

ship : logicality

au : human, royalty/medieval

tropes : past relationships (i know what you're going to say, shut up), commoner to royalty

basic idea : After Patton Hart looses his lover overseas and unwillingly gets engaged to the prince of the kingdom, he gets kidnapped by a group of (surprisingly kind) bandits and followed by a familiar man in black.

i know this summary is absolute shit, but you get the idea