NYC

Me:

ha (from Danish relatives who went to Canada before NYC)

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Me: no no NO NO WHY THIS

Me: 9/11 IS TOO MUCH FOR ME OH MY GOD

Me: 7H15 1S W0RS3 THAN I EXPECTED

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Me: oooo, Central Park is prettyyyy

Me: wtF MY POKEMON GO IS LAGGING

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Me: why da fuck is Macy's so humongous

Me: oh look Starbucks

Me: *buys Caramel frappé and goes on Wattpad and sits down*

Long: *stays with me*

Parents: *goes shopping*

Boston

Me: hahHaHAHAAA

Me: *dumps tea into harbor*

Me: suCK mY TEA, EYEBROWS

Me: HOW DOES THAT FEEL

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Me: *sees video*

Me: *legit crying*

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Cousin: Hi there! I'm _____! (Can't remember her name)

Me: *looks at her* you're too girly. Go hang with my bro

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Mom: why don't you talk to them?

Me: they're too girly that's what and prob goody two shoes. sorrynotsorry

Springfield

Anna(cousin, 8): I have a phone, a Mac, and used to have three but now have one iPad. I went to France, Germany, Canada...

Me: wtf, rich ass cousin

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Anna: *being carried by me* I'm livin' the life!

Me: yeah, keep dreaming

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Me: *pissed off by Bao*

Me: *sticks out middle finger at him*

Bao(has too many cousins): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mom: *doesnt understand what's happening*

Me: *easily tells her its nothing*

Me: *grabs Bao*

Me: *whispers* and I mean it

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Me: *sees another baby cousin named Hannah, three months old* awwwWWWWWJDJDIDI YOURE SO FUDGING CUTE

Me: *touches skin* ...but you're skin isn't as soft as Emily's

(Emily is my baby cousin from dad's side of you don't remember. You've seen pics of her. She comes to my house on the weekends for babysitting)