*home phone ends call, beeping*

Me: *presses off*

*keeps beeping*

Me: *repeatedly slams the off button*

Long: *picks up other home phone and presses off*

*beeping stops*

Me: fuck

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Me: *wears Nike shorts to field trip at AT&T stadium*

*teachers don't notice*

Me: haha rebel

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Me: *thinks little onion in soup is rubber band

Me: *takes it out*

Me: *realizes that it is little onion* ...

Family: *laughs*

Me: ._.

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Me: suck balls

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Me: *cant remember year when Mayflower Compact was signed*

Me: *somehow remembers it was November 11, 1620*

Me: naaaahh

Me: *guesses 1620*

Me: *gets worksheet after quiz*

Me: *sees date it is Nov. 11, 1620*

Me: oh my gosh

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Me: wanna know why Germany lost against the Allies in World War II?

Friend: why

Me: he did NAZI them commin'

*BA DUM TSHH*

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Me: *waving* hi friend, hi friend, hi friend, hi friend

Me: *sees another friend* Hey, Tatum

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Me: *into the dances for Go Big Blue*

Other clarinets: *awkwardly dancing with me*

Me: comON CLARINETS

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Me: *before Lone Star Clarinet Camp* This is gonna be awesome!

Me: *after Lone Star Clarinet Camp* this was the worse experience in my life

Me: dad, take me to LISD Band Camp next year

Me: thanks to you dad, that'll be my first and last time in LISD Band Camp

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Me: *helping beginner clarinetists assemble mouthpiece and barrel*

Me: *realizes I have to touch the reed, which has been soaked by the sixth graders*

Me: I don't give a fuck anymore im going for it

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Me: I swear to god this sixth grade clarinetist likes me...

Trinity: I don't care

Me: welL ITS AWKWARD

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Me: *everyone but me has watched Captain America Civil War*

Me: *plays Hello Darkness, my old friend*

(WATCHING IT TONIGHT IM GLAD)

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Me: there are two types of people in this world. Everyone else...

Me: and me

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Friends: Thaovy no

Me: THaoVy YEs

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Friend: hey, Thaovy!

Me: hey! I just told a sixth grader that school is hell

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Me: when I say I miss school, I mean I miss band. Not the school

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Me: *playing game in science*

Me: *receives card* oh, I'm water!

Friend: I got water too!

Me: let's mate!