I am a rebel
He is a goody-two-shoes in my point of view

I do have some scenarios to tell the difference between us

Given a chicken wing to eat

Long: *tries to use fork to separate the wings*

Dad: do you need help?

Long: yes please

Me: *uses hands to separate wings and eats by hand*

Dad: do you need help?

Me: no

Me: *eats like a boss*

Manners

Long: *burps*

Long: *covers mouth* excuse me

Me: *burps*

Mom:

Me:

Me: well im not saying it

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Long: *sits improperly*

Mom: sit normally!

Long: yes mom *does it*

Me: *sits improperly*

Mom: sit normally!

Me: no

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Mom: say hi to your aunt!

Long: *bows* Chào, Aunt Hong

Mom: say hi to your aunt!

Me: *slightly bows* Chào

(Chào is hello in Vietnamese)

How we get in trouble

Long: half grades, half arguing back, mostly  mumbling insults somewhat loudly instead of thinking of them in his head

Me: mainly just rebelling my parents and sometimes grades

Piano

Long: level three in 2013, level five in 2014, stops in 2015 because high school, now on level six this year

Me: level three in 2013, level five in 2014, level six in 2015, level eight this year

(Have I told you about those piano tests before? Each level gets harder, and I skipped level seven and boy, sight reading is gonna make me fail)

How to tell each other to shut up

Me: *sings loudly*

Long: can you please stop!?

Me: ugh fine

Long: *sings loudly*

Me: I swear to god I'm gonna throw a knife at you

Long: *stops*

(Just happened today)

Basically my brother's and mom's relationship

Mom: thank you for being a mother's son

Long: ok

Basically me and my mom's relationship

Mom: hoe don't do it

Me: *does it*

Mom: oh my god

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