Hungary...

Hungary: can you close your legs when sitting?

Me: um, hell no. I can sit whateVER POSITION I CAN BITCH DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THE FRYING PAN OUT SERIOUSLY HOW DOES ASS-TRIA EVEN LIKE YOU YOURE FUCKING CRAZY AND SOMEWHAT STEROTYPICAL I HATE STEROTYPING SO PLEASE STAHP

Me +(friendship) Hungary = hell naw

England...hm... I wonder how that would turn out...

Me: *burps*

England: Say "Excuse m—"

Me: FUCK YOU EYEBROWS I AM THE OLDEST MICROSTATE OLDER THAN YOU ARE

Me + England = ehh naw

Austria...Ill probably be a little nicer to him since he can play the piano but I'll call him "Ass-tria" cause I can.

Austria: *plays piece on piano*

Me: that was beautiful, Ass-tria!

Austria:

Me + Austria = Depends

France...that's gotta be one of the worst yet best

France: can I dress you up

Me: loose the makeup and jewelry and you're okay

France: aww

Me: I know I am chubby, but no
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Me: hEY FRANCE WEAR THIS *shows him Ladybug costume*

France: sure mon ami *wears it*

Me: do a sexy pose

France: *does it*

Me: *takes picture and sends to everyone* honhonhon

Me + Francs = honhonhon yes

Switzerland...eh

Switzerland: what do you want!?

Me: can I borrow your gun?

Switzerland: why do you ne—

Me: *grabs his gun and sprints away* thanks!

Me + Switzerland = NOPE NOPE

Liechtenstein...don't let me go near her ANYWHERE near her

Liechtenstein: hi, San Marino!

Me: hey, Liech can I show something to you?

Liechtenstein: sure!

Me: you're not gonna innocent anymore~

Me + Liechtenstein = Switzy, don't let me ruin her innocence

I seriously have a problem. I crush little kids' dreams and turn them not innocent, and I'm 13

Crazy world

So basically I can easily hang out with short people, like Sealand, and awesome people, like Prussia

Me: wanna prank Eyebrows every month?

Sealand: Yeah!

Maybe that's why I'm a Joker...