Me: Yay! We hiked about half a mile to cross this bridge!
*Bridge is closed off*
Me: Waaaa
Sign: "temporarily closed"
Me: Then why are you made of steel?
Sign: Um...so I can be "temporarily closed" for a long time.
Me:
Sign:
Me:
Me: I hate you.
Sign:
Me: I would cross you anyway but my mom is here so no.
Sign:
Me: Go burn in Tartarus.