So you have a guitarist, who can rock out with their guitar. But maybe, they just like to bounce up and down a little bit or kinda run around a little.  

Then you have an air guitar player, who is all of a sudden, laying down on the floor, or smashing their air guitar. Maybe they're playing behind their back.

Now only some people can do this, but not everyone does. The Who smashes their instruments. Jimi Hendrix can play with his teeth and even light his guitar on fire! But again, NOT EVERYONE DOES THIS!!

I had a friend who thought I played like that. And I wish (because it would pretty fun) but I ain't rich, so I can't smash my precious. And I like to play with matches, they're fun, I play with them all the time, but I can't light my guitar on fire!

And a lot of people who rock out, don't suddenly end up playing on the floor. Like I said in the beginning, they may jump a bit or run around, but not everyone can be that crazy (crazy awesome).

So I don't understand why people expect me to play like that. I tried it before, I was just uncomfortable and it looked gross. And why do people have these crazy expectations in a guitar player?

This chapter most likely makes no sense whatsoever. So if you couldn't tell, I am all out of ideas! But I'd really like to continue this book, so please message me if you have any ideas! Let's try to keep this going!