More of these shitty things bc my creativity and motivation dislike me almost as much as I dislike myself :)

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Virgil le make up artist, everyone...

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Virgil sighed, exasperated. 

"Roman, for the love of God, stay still!" He exclaimed as the other wiggled around in his chair. The princely one huffed, "Sorry Virge, I'm just restless..."

"Well, if you don't sit still I'm gonna end up poking you in the eye with this eyeliner, so make an effort, Princey. Unless you wanna go blind, I mean..."

A laugh came out of Roman's mouth at the remark. "I would never, if I did, I would no longer be able to set my gaze on your beautiful face-"

A smack on the head stopped him in his tracks. "Shut it, you flirt. I'm trying to work my makeup magic over here..."

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Hogwarts AU bc yes

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"But Logan, he's the captain of his house's Quidditch team! He's basically the Gryffindor stereotype! And I'm just some houseless, muggle born dude. I have no chance..."

The Ravenclaw pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose and sighed, a sympathetic smile on his face. "Virgil, if you would just stop and take a look at how Roman acts around you, maybe you'd start to see just how infatuated he is with you."

The anxious one suppressed a smile. "Fiddlesticks, Nerd. Absolute bullshit."

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Eh, nothin' to say about this one lol

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Roman was practically glowing with excitement as he ate his cereal, animating the whole breakfast table with a reconstruction of the fabulous dream he'd woken up from, just minutes before. 

"-And I'm telling you, I feel almost as good as I will do when I find my true love!"

At that, the princely one's eyes were met by a giddy grin and a small, amused smirk. He took their pleased expressions as a sign to continue his story, but was cut off just as he was about to pick up from where he left off. "You ain't gonna find any of that, Princey. 'True love' doesn't exist in the real world..."

A gasp sounded in the room as Roman covered his chest as if he'd been shot through the heart by an arrow.

"Why, what nonsense you speak, Robert Downer Jr.! Of course true love exists! And I'm set on finding it."

"Welp-" responded the tired one in purple, "-Have fun fighting a loosing battle, Sir. Sing-A-Lot, I'm going back to bed..."

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I guess it's fluff??

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"I just bought this pomegranate scented lip balm, and on my goodness, it feels heavenly on the lips!" he exclaimed, tossing the little tube away.

At that, a small smirk appeared on Virgil's face. He briefly pecked his boyfriend on the lips, leaving him speechless for a second. "As heavenly as that, Princey?" he sassed.

Pulling their chests together so close they could feel the other's breath on their lips, the other muttered a "Never-" and bought his hand up his significant other's face, softly pulling him in for another kiss.

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Ik these most likely sucked, and I'm sorry, I just wanted to post smth...

I hope you're feeling better than I do rn lmao

Byeee!

~K.A.P.!

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