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Roman, at like 3am: Why do they call it a sewage?

Virgil: I'm not in the mood for puns and jokes right now Ro, it's 3am-

Roman: No, that wasn't a joke. I genuinely want to know what it's called a sewage. Do you know why?

Virgil: What do I look like? A dictionary? Of course I don't know! Now go get your becuty sleep, because you sure as hell need it...

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Virgil, at like 4am: If you get a simple smiley face emoji, and connect the eyes with the corners of the mouth, it becomes a 'U' in a circle, which would generally stand for 'University', so maybe the real reason they created emojis is to brainwash us, the public, into thinking we're not smart enough for a job if we don't go to university, so that we do, and by doing so, we pay for the university studies, while also giving money to the government and-

Roman: Virgil please, spare your conspiracy theories for tomorrow, it's like 4am-

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Roman: If you could make your own Disney movie, what would it be like?

Virgil: Uhhh- Probably just 'Lion King' but underwater or a murder mystery where all the princesses are suspects, why?

Roman, hiding the book where he's writing the story about how Prince Roman and Virgil the Peasant fell in love: Oh, no reason-

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Virgil, giving out the money to play Monopoly: Ready to experience defeat, Princey?

Roman: I won't, Emo Nightmare. I never lose!

(Two games of Monopoly won by Virgil later)

Roman: Ah, but you misinterpreted me! I meant I never lose at any game apart from Monopoly-

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Virgil: Pft- You look ridiculous with that hat on, Princey-

Roman: Well you look especially lovely today, Virgil.

Virgil: Wait...Y-you can't respond to a negative comment with a compliment! That's nOT HOW IT WORKS-

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Roman: Ughhhhh! I want to be in a Disney movieeeee-

Virgil: Yeah, well I want purple eyes and a less annoying roommate, but I'm not complaining!

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Virgil: Wait, what if Roman is cheating on me right now?!

Drunk Roman, facing a mirror: HeLlO mY nAmE iS RoMan SaNderS, i WiLl Be AudITioNinG fOr ThE rOle oF hEeTheR cHonDleR aND i wiLl Be SiNGinG "i WisH tO WaTch tHe WorLd wHilSt iT Is On fiRe" fRom "UnLikAble fEmaLeS, tHe MusIcAl"

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Welp, I hope you enjoyed those random Prinxiety ideas, lol

Feel free to use them as inspiration for your own writing, or use them as requests to give to another author (all of that only if you want to, ofc)!

Oh, and tag me! Not because I'm that bothered about being credited, but because I'd love to see yall's writing!

Byeee!

~K.A.P.!

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