/Roman's POV/

A few seconds ago, I just suddenly woke up, for no apparent reason. I checked my watch, and it informed me it was 2:48 am.

Well, I guess now I'm having a "Nearly Three AM" snack!

I open my bedroom door, and started walking down the corridor which led to the living room of our apartment, although I couldn't help but notice that the walls of the corridor seemed to be a lot more colorful than usual. Still, I let it go.

After all, it was probably just the darkness of the night and my sleepy mind playing tricks on me.

As I entered the kitchen, I saw Virgil sitting on the counter, mumbling. I glanced around the room to see if anyone else was there, but there wasn't anyone, so I just assumed Virgil's mumbling was due to the fact that he was most likely sleep deprived right now.

"Hey Storm Cloud, I see you're up a little late too, on this beautiful night!"

As soon as Virgil heard the sound of my voice, he turned around so quickly I thought he would break his neck, yet, his face was still in the dark part of the room, while I was standing beside a window, which offered at least some light.

Anyway, after a few moments, Virgil spoke.

"Beds are just wireless chargers for humans."

Wow, he must be really sleep deprived...

"Look Virge, maybe it's better if you go back to bed now?"

"The only time the word 'incorrectly' isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly."

"Virgil, come on, let's just go to sle-"

I was interrupted by someone screaming behind me.

"ROMAN!"

"Patton, what happened? Is everything-"

"ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN!!!"

"Jeez, Padre, you're gonna wake up Logan, what's wrong?"

"I WANT TO CLIMB TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN RIDING A KANGAROO!"

"Patton, are you drunk or something? Virgil, help me with this..."

I turned around to see Virgil- Wait, what was he doing? Opening a box of pop corn and counting how many seeds it contained? 

"Virgil! Come on, I-"

"OHHH! ROMAN! ROMAN ROMAN ROMAN!!! WHAT IF WE BOUGHT AN ICE CREAM MACHINE AND USED IT TO MAKE BRIGHT ORANGE BREAD!?"

"What happened to you guys!?"

As I tried to physically shake Patton out of this...state he was in, I felt something hit the back of my head, and fall to the ground. It was the box of pop corn Virgil had opened...now the seeds were all over the floor, and Virgil was- Wait. Since when is Virgil's hair all green? 

I walked  towards him for an explanation, but after just two steps, I tripped on something.

That something being Logan lying on the floor, face down. Was he even breathing?

I kneeled down and tried to get him to sit up, but as soon as I touched his shoulder, he disappeared, only to reappear only a second later on top of the fridge.

At that point I had no idea what was happening.

Virgil was now rolling a bright pink rolling pin up and down my back, Patton was screaming and running in circles waving his arms around like he was trying to fly, and Logan was still lying motionlessly on top of the fridge, emitting a noise similar to the one I assume you would get if you dropped an old computer in a tub of soda.

I could feel a head ache building up at the back of my head, and seeing Deceit flopping on the couch like a fish while dressed up as a chicken certainly wasn't helping.

Then, with a puff of yellow smoke with orange glitter, everything went black.