"Roman. Henry. Alexander. Sanders."

"Uhm- Yes, darling?"

"Where, in the flippity flappity fUCK did you put my favorite mug!?"

"Which mug are you talking about?"

"Oh, I don't know, maybe the mug I've been drinking stuff in for the paST FOUR YEARS!?"

"Well, I'm sure we can find it if-"

"No! You will tell me where you've hidden it, and you will tell me NOW-"

"I have no idea where that mug is!"

"Oh, well then I have no idea where your 'lucky' mirror is..."

"NO! Virgil, please, come on, let's just calm down for a se-"

"Where. Is. My. Mug."

"I-I can't remember...?"

"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE MY FAVORITE GREY CAT MUG WITH THE CAT'S TAIL AS A HANDLE IS THIS INSTANT I CANNOT GUARANTEE YOU WILL STILL BE UNDER THIS ROOF WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES!"

"..."

"..."

"You're kidding, ri-"

"MY MUG, ROMAN!"

"Ok, ok, FINE! It's behind the washing machine..."

"Thank you for your collaboration."

"You literally threatened to kick me out-"

"I SAID, thank you for you collaboration!"

"Umpf..."

"..."

"And then he calls ME extra..."

"I CAN HEAR YOU-"