Pretty sure you can guess what ship this is about.

This is based off an episode of Pinky and the Brain titled Brinky and I literally love it.

Also, his name is Roman and that's just too perfect for sander sides I love it so much.

Scientist au

{Third Person POV}

Logan stood, amazed by the metal pods that stood in front of him to help with that night's plan for world domination.

The world was being dumb, it was his job to fix it, who else is going to?

Patton then wandered over, arms behind his back as he did.

He noticed the tall, metal closet-type (Well he thought they looked like closets.) thing in front of Logan and gasped, "Logan, are you going back in the closet? You know you're accepted, right?"

Logan, completely shocked, turned to his partner. "Patton, these aren't closets."

"Sure looks like some." Patton pointed out.

Logan turned back to the machine and Patton was correct, it did, in someway, look like two closets.

"I suppose so, yes." He said before shaking his head no, "But no, Patton, that's not what we're doing tonight."

"Well what're we gonna do tonight, Lo?" Patton asked, taking a stick of gum from one of his many lab coat pockets.

"The same thing we do every night, Patton." Logan began, "Try to take over the world."

"That's getting kinda boring, dontcha think?" Patton asked, voice sounding slightly muffled by the gum.

"No Patton, I don't think that." Logan stated, "And how many times have I told you to stop chewing gum in the lab?"

"I dunno Lo, how many?" Patton asked, looking over at him.

".... Not important." He said, turning to the computer on the desk next to him, "Anyway, this plan has to do with something mankind has been trying to figure out for centuries."

"Whether cereal is a soup or not?"

Logan sighed and shook his head, "No, Patton. Cloning, the replication of a complex individual organism from a single cell." Patton made an "Ohh" noise before popping another sick of gum in his mouth, "A cell from a tissue sample I took from a secret location sha-"

"Found it!" Patton squealed, pulling the sleeve of Logan's lab coat down and showing off the dark blue band-aid on his arm.

"Were you even listening?" Logan asked, shooing Patton's hands away. "Yeah, you were talking about cloning and stuff." Patton responded.

Logan was grateful he had a partner who actually listened to him.

"Correct. Now, with these multiphasic transrepliconator pods, not closets, I shall create a single clone in my own image. After a modicum of study I will take a new sample from the prototype and make two more clones."

"Then they'll make two clones, then they'll make two clones, then they'll make two clones, and so on, and so on, and- Well, you get it." Patton nodded in understanding and Logan continued with explaining his plan.

"Think of it Patton, thousands of me all working toward the same goal!"

"A one-man show?" Patton joked.

Logan rolled his eyes and shook his head, "Thousands of me working to take over the world." He specified and Patton grinned, "I know that, Lo."

"I know you know, Patton. Now, I must begin my work if I want to make any progress."

"Ooh! Lo, can I help? Pretty pretty please with ice cream on top? I promise I'll do good!"

"Oh, I suppose so-"

Just then an alarm went off and Patton gasped, "Nevermind Lo, I have to work on that... okay, I don't remember what, but it's something important. Maybe another time though." He said before skipping off towards his own desk.

Logan rolled his eyes and turned to one of the pods, carefully placing the lens with his DNA in the center.

He then walked back over to he computer, putting a pair of goggles over his glasses and typing a little, waiting for the cloning process to begin.

Although once it began black smoke began pouring out of the pod, the same one where Logan had placed his DNA.

Panicked, Logan ran over, noticing that then door to the pod was starting to seem as if it were about to fling off. "Patton, I need you!" He called for the other, pushing the door to the pod so it wouldn't fling open.

"Coming!" Patton sang, skipping over from where he was.

"Patton, I need you to push." Logan instructed and Patton nodded, pushing against the door of the pod much like Logan.

And while the two were struggling to make sure the lab didn't blow up, Patton's gum had fallen out of his mouth and into the machine.

Just then the smoke and shaking stopped.

The two pulled away as a white light flashed, and a robotic voice spoke,  "Files done. You've got a male."

Logan was slightly confused on that part, considering the clone would have to be a male, but perhaps it was a programming mistake.

The two walked over as the pod door opened, revealing a baby with short, dark brown hair and bright blue eyes, looking up at the two scientists.

"Lo, he's adorable!"

"It worked!"

DNA strands corrupted compensating...

Merger complete

The baby now sat on Logan's desk, wearing a black, oversized shirt Patton had found in the back.

"So what're we gonna call it, Lo?" Patton asked, looking over at Logan. "Yes, it's name."

Patton thought for a moment, "Hmm.. ooh! How about Vee? Oh, wait, no, that's what I call Virgil." He walked over to the desk and picked up the baby, resting it on his hip, "Let's see.. "K" is a good letter! Maybe something that starts with that."

Logan watched as Patton sounded out different names that started with the eleventh letter of the alphabet before he snapped, showing that he had gotten an idea.

"Mandingo!"

"We're not naming it "Mandingo"." He stated, walking over and taking the baby, "Since it's the first phase of my plan we'll call it Unus." "Unus... ooh! How about Uni?"

Just then Unus grew.

Not to an adult, but more to the size of a two or three year old.

"Oh! They grow up so fast!" Patton gushed, taking the now toddler away from Logan. "Yes. Clones develop at a hyper-accelerated rate until reaching adult stature." "Oh."

"And by the time I'm through with its training it shall be cunning, ruthlessly brilliant, and possibly deadly."

"Radical."

"Never say that again."

"Okay."

Unus sat on a swivel chair, looking up at Logan as he sat across from him, writing on note cards.

"Okay, Unus," Logan said as he put his pencil back in the round pottery mug Patton had made him for Christmas.

It was painted to look like the world, which was why it was a rounded shape instead of a normal mug shape.

Albeit he likes it, Patton, in his words, had given Logan the world for Christmas.

Though the real one hadn't been gifted to him yet, so he still needs to work on that.

He turned to the child in front of him and held up a card before speaking, "Thermogalvanometer." (Bet you can't say that five times fast.)

Unus stared at the card before looking back at Logan, head tilted to the right in confusion.

That's odd. He though as he went to another card, and showed it to the child again. "Magnetohy-"

"Lo! Uni! I'm back!" Patton shouted as he opened the door to the lab, bags in his hand. "Patton, what is that?" Logan asked, turning to look at his partner.

"I bought some stuff for Uni!" He exclaimed, putting one of the bags on a nearby desk.

"Oh... Well speaking of Unus, his intellect should be identical to my own, but he doesn't seem to comprehend what to do." "Well maybe you should start with something simple." Patton suggested before pulling a children's book out of one of the bags he had, "How about this?"

"But that could disrupt its neural programming." Patton scoffed, "Oh, I doubt that, I'm sure he'll be fine." He said as he opened the book, "And you love reading so maybe that love of reading will help him." He added, walking over to the toddler. "Well... I suppose we could try that."

"Okay, Uni-"

"Uni!"

Patton stopped and turned to the toddler, who was smiling up at him.

"Oh my goodness! Lo, did you hear that?!"

"Lo!"

"He did it again!" Patton exclaimed, tossing the book somewhere behind him and picking up Unus.

Logan found it odd that Unus seemed to speak when Patton came over.

And now that both Patton and Unus were next to each other he found they look similar.

"Isn't this great Lo? You're plan is working!" Patton said excitedly, putting Unus on the lab floor, Unus stumbling before going over to the book Patton had previously threw.

"Yes, hang on, I need to check something on my computer." He said as he stood from his chair, walking over to the computer next to the pods.

Patton shrugged it off and turned to Unus, who had the book open and upside down.

Logan typed on his computer and pulled up on the cloning process.

""Unknown contamination"? "DNA strands merged"?" Logan read the screen before typing again, "Search.. for... contamination." He said as he typed.

Just then a photo of something wadded up and pink appeared.

"What in the name of all that is good and sweet in Odin's beard is that?"

Logan stared at whatever was on the screen before remembering something.

Patton was chewing gum before he had cloned Unus, and when they finished, he wasn't.

"Patton!"

"Yessum?" Patton asked, skipping to where Logan was. "Your gum merged with my tissue sample and merged our DNA, do you know what this means?!"

Patton thought for a moment before gasping, "Oh my goodness I'm a dad!" Patton exclaimed, "I'm a dad!"

"Patton, that's absurd, its chromosomal make-up just so happens to include both of our genetic building blo... Oh good Lord you are it's dad."

Patton squealed and pulled Logan into a quick kiss before rushing back to Unus.

Patton hummed as he walked back into the lab after another shopping trip, a now about seven year old Unus following behind him.

"Patton, what are you doing?" Logan asked, looking up from his notebook. "I bought some art stuff for Uni." He said, "He made this beautiful drawing." He pulled out a folded piece of paper from his lab coat pocket.

He handed it to Logan, who unfolded it. The drawing was of himself, Patton, and Unus, he could barely tell though, considering the drawing was very simple.

It was nice though.

At the bottom of the paper it had Unus' name, but the "s" was backwards.

"Isn't it cute?" Patton asked, "It is. But Patton?" Patton hummed as he took out a coloring book and crayons, handing them to Unus, who ran off to a vacant desk.

"You have to remember that Unus is not our child, he's a lab experiment." Patton sighed but nodded, "I know." "Well Unus and I need to work. Hopefully he possesses enough of my DNA for the plan to still work."

1932 words

I don't have anymore ideas, and probably not gonna finish this😄🖒

Yay.

Not.

Anywho, I wanted to get something out and I figured I could publish this because why the heck not.

I also just really love that episode of Pinky and the Brain.

Anyways,

Bi~❤💛💚💙💜