What does a princess desire most other than their loyal subjects?

What? Marriage?
Sex?
Riches?
Fame and being spoiled?

...No -_-

Yes(?)

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OK

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Seriously though, it's simple. The crown! The tiara, the status quo!
I need one of those.

Sadly, I don't know if I will ever wear one irl. So here's an image of me wearing one!

It's everything I could dream of!
And then I thought about other forms I would be in.

...but what about me wearing a princess crown as a guy?

Well...

There you go.
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I'm a little off on my editing skills right now. But that's me being princess like!
I'm missing a dress though..

...well um. I'm no expert in Photoshop. So this happened:

Yes. That disaster.
Well, at least I didn't skip leg day!
XD

I think I just accidentally memed myself. Whoops.
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Oh wait, I can use this to my advantage!

Here you go:

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And that's how not to be a girl! Hence the insignificant significance of this book's existence! :D

Video update!!

Remember when I said that I'm going to talk about periods? That's still happening! The video is coming out soon with that image you just saw! Crappy girl voice and all!

I'm embarrassing myself on YouTube for my fam! Get ready for it!
:)

It's coming in the next update!

Cya then fam :3

Your Princess is hightailing it outta here!