Hey...

*groans*
What?

I just found something.
Something shocking?

*Sarcasm incoming*
Oh, really?

YAS!!
RLY!!

*sighs*
Fine.
What is it?

Well, uh...
*twiddles thumbs nervously*

Come on.
Spit it out.

You see....
I...
I'm..

Spit.
It.
Out.

*sigh*
Fine....
.......
....
...
..
.

Well??

I'M TOO TALL TO BE A PRINCESS!!! (╥_╥)

（￣～￣;）
What?

Look, let me just show you!

*shrugs*
OK

That's not bad you idiot.
That just means,
That you were meant to be a guy.

It's not fair though!

*deep sigh*
Let me show you something "Princess."

You're a guy, so...

.....
Is this trying to make me feel better?

No.
You just needed to know the obvious.
Tall is good.
For you,  it's natural.

Yeah but...
I'm too tall to...

Not really.
In technical terms,
There are females taller than you.
They can be princesses too.

Wait, really?

Yes, really..
I got you something btw.
This should help you feel better.
Here:

Omg! ☆.☆
Is that really me?
I'm... I'm so beautiful!

And more importantly, tall.
Princess :)

Y-you called me princess!
Nya~ o(^▽^)o
It's too much..

You're still talking to yourself btw.

I-I don't care! You smiled!
I'm happy now! Hugs!
(づ￣ ³￣)づ

（￣へ￣）
No.

Please??
-3-

Ugh..
Fine.

(>^_^)><(^o^<)

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Quick update: I'm still making that video happen! It will just be out a little later because I'm lazy even though I recorded everything already. :D

Princess Wolfy is out now!

Side Note: I am not a furry.. But I like furries.
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Video preview:

You're welcome.