Idiot: WHOS THIS

Ruby: I'm sorry what

Idiot: YOUR CONTACT NAME IS PRINCESS

Idiot: DOES LUKE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Ruby: uh

Idiot: YO SEND PICS

Ruby: gotta blast

Idiot: Ok you're no fun

Ruby: sorry, didn't realize that not sending pics to a strange makes me not fun. ok I'll send something

Ruby: *picture message*

Idiot: That's a picture of a dog wearing sunglasses

Idiot: Oh god Ruby its me

Idiot: So sorry my friend Michael is high and I'm allowing him to crash at my place and he's just a little crazy right now

Ruby: it's fine

Idiot: Swear?

Ruby: yeah

Ruby: I got some juicy drama for you

Idiot: TELL

Ruby: my best friend babysits for these people and they invited her to a house party and she brought me and their son is SO BEAUTIFUL

Idiot: Is he 9

Ruby: 22. anyway he was with his girlfriend

Idiot: Gross

Ruby: and my friend went off with the younger kids (they have EIGHT children and two are in college already and the others are like twelve and younger) and I hung around with pretty boy and his gf and she got SHITFACED

Ruby: and she ran off to go talk to someone and he started hitting on me and we exchanged numbers

Idiot: Ruby wtf he has a girlfriend

Ruby: so

Idiot: He's also a lot older than you

Ruby: QUIT KILLING MY VIBE

Ruby: it's the first time a guy has hit on me since freshman year :(

Idiot: I hit on you

Ruby: you don't count

Idiot: Ouch

Idiot: Michael is eating all of my Doritos I'm going to cry

Ruby: fight him

Idiot: brb

Ruby: okay

Ruby: Luke you've been fighting for over an hour

Ruby: okay goodnight

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