Luke: DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY

Luke: FALALALALA LALALALA

Luke: TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY

Luke: FALALALLALAALALALALAALLAAAALLALALAALLALALA

Ruby: shut up

Luke: I'll sing another one here

Luke: RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER

Luke: HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE

Ruby: lucas shut the fuck up

Luke: I'm trying to get you in the Christmas spirit

Ruby: I'm Jewish

Luke: Oh my god okay I'm sorry

Ruby: nah I'm kidding I just hate Christmas music

Luke: Okay Satan take a nap

Ruby: it gets annoying and repetitive and I hate hyping up Christmas Day

Ruby: i just can't deal with all the festivity in December

Luke: Honey you got a big storm coming it's only December 1st

Ruby: don't remind me.

Ruby: how's tour prep?

Luke: We weren't technically supposed to start until the 28th but we've been doing unofficial press days and gigs and there's been a lot of band rehearsals and stuff

Ruby: honestly my dream life

Luke: It's kind of exhausting. I haven't seen my family in months and the tour hasn't even started

Ruby: :( I'm sorry

Luke: We fly to Australia on the 23rd for Christmas and we fly to LA on the 28th

Ruby: can I skype your family

Luke: No

Ruby: I want to meet Liz and jack

Luke: You don't want to meet jack or Ben

Luke: They'll just embarrass me the whole time

Ruby: what about Liz

Luke: She'll keep telling me to date you or something

Ruby: AWH LIZ

Ruby: hey when you leave for tour what's gonna happen with us

Luke: What do you mean???

Ruby: you're gonna be busy every day and if you're not busy you'll be tired so what if we drift apart

Luke: We will not drift apart

Luke: I will always have time for you Ruby

Luke: I'd quit the tour if you needed me to

Ruby: LUCAS NO ABSOLUTELY NOT

Luke: I totally would tho

Ruby: DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT

Ruby: this is your CAREER, a very well paying career, and you will not even joke about quitting for me

Ruby: it's not just your career it's your dream

Luke: I'd do anything for you Princess

Ruby: I wouldn't let you

Luke: Okay well let's relax for a second because I'm not quitting the tour

Ruby: sorry you were just talking crazy

Luke: I loveeeeeee youuuuuuu

Ruby: I can't stand you

Luke: Nope you love me

Luke: RUBY I HAVE A QUESTION

Ruby: say it fast bc I have to go to work

Luke: When we meet can I kiss you

Ruby: you'd actually want to be my first kiss?

Luke: ID BE DELIGHTED TO BE YOUR FIRST KISS ARE YOU KIDDING

Ruby: you're a dweeb

Ruby: yes you can kiss me

Luke: YAYYYYYY

Luke: Sweet now go have fun at Dunkins babe

Luke: I love you

Ruby: I love you more

Luke: No you definitely do not

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they meet in a few chapters you gUys

quick I want to hear everyones predictions of what happens when they meet

ps thanks for all the love and support, it's seriously unreal. I love your comments and I recognize like everyone's usernames and stuff it's so cute i have regulars

oh and my updating schedule might be messed up a lot for the next two weeks IM SORRY CHILDREN

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