Luke: She was threatening people

Ruby: what are you talking about

Ruby: it's seven in the morning it's too early for this cryptic shit come back in a few hours

Luke: My crazy ex girlfriend

Luke: She threatened any female who breathed in my direction

Ruby: oh wow

Ruby: that sounds serious

Luke: It was

Luke: I literally lost every single girl friend that I had because she would say terrifying things to them

Ruby: how long did you date for?

Luke: A year and a half

Ruby: oh man holy shit ok

Ruby: did you love her

Luke: Yeah I did

Ruby: well I think you're better off without her

Ruby: if you don't mind me asking, what's her name

Luke: Arzaylea

Ruby: that's an interesting name

Luke: An interesting name for an interesting person

Luke: She wants to get back together

Ruby: nonononono that's definitely not a good idea

Luke: Okay but seriously I was in love with her

Luke: Maybe I should give it a shot

Ruby: sometimes you fall in love with the wrong people

Ruby: and she was interfering with your social life so clearly she wasn't the best

Luke: She made me happy :-(

Ruby: but now you don't need her to be happy

Ruby: you don't need anyone to be happy

Luke: Fuck you're right I'm just an emotional guy

Ruby: I know bud I know

Luke: Sorry if I woke you up btw

Ruby: Luke it's Monday I'm on my way to school

Luke: DONT TEXT AND DRIVE

Ruby: omfg would you chill? my friend is driving me

Luke: Okay good

Ruby: I should probably say goodbye tho we're almost there

Luke: Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ruby: Bye ily

Luke: I love you more Princess :-)

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I'm a terrible person ok I caved u guys asked for it and I did it

Arzaylea is the crazy ex but to be clear this is just a name and a description, not an accurate representation of who she is irl

also, just to clarify, Luke and Ruby say ily as friends they're not like actually in love with each other (yet) (((possibly)))

thanks for all the votes and comments!! you're all my best friends