group chat.

AVENGERS + FRIENDS
[ 10 + participants ]

ROBERT;
What is this?
We already have too many gcs.

CHADWICK;
Well, f–ck.

MRS EVANS;
Just thought it'd be nice to talk again.
I don't have any friends, besides you guys so I'm lonely.

MACKIE;
Well, I missed you, girl.

MRS EVANS;
I sometimes miss your inappropriate comments from time to time, Mack.

EVANS;
Thanks, baby.
I'm right next to you in bed.

TOMMY BOY;
I did not want to know that.
I need some bleach for my eyes.

SCARLETT;
It's been so long since we've heard from each other!
When you come back to LA we'll have to have a ladies day.

LIZZIE;
I wanna go!

MRS EVANS;
I'm down!

EVANS;
Man, I'm already losing my fiancée and child, and we're not even home yet.

PAUL;
Carmen!!!

MRS EVANS;
Hello, Paul.

SEBBY;
Hold up!
"And child"?

MACKIE;
Did they finally get down?

MRS EVANS;
Christopher Robert.

EVANS;
Oops. 🤷🏻‍♂️

ROBERT;
Chris. What did you do?

HEMSWORTH;
Oh sh–t, I'm late.
What did Chris do this time?

EVANS;
Let's just tell them.

SEBBY;
Did he seriously get you pregnant?

MACKIE;
Oh sh–t!
They got down, yo. 😏

MRS EVANS;
😂😂😂
Yes, I'm pregnant.
Baby Bean Evans is due in January.

CHADWICK;
Congrats, Carmen!
Im sure you're a wonderful mother.

PAUL;
Woohoo! Congrats!

BETTANY;
Oh jeez, I'm late. I apologize.
Congratulations, however.

ROBERT;
I'm happy for you both, however, I'm killing Chris.

EVANS;
Whoa. Why?

SCARLETT;
I'll happily take the title of godmother.

LIZZIE;
As will I!

SEBBY;
I call godfather!

MACKIE;
The f–ck you will, Stan.
That's my title man.

MRS EVANS;
Guys, calm down. We haven't even discussed god parents or anything.
We still have plenty of time.

TOMMY BOY;
Any names?
Gender?

HEMSWORTH;
Tom, if the baby is due in January, then they haven't even found out the gender.
Calm down, mates.

MACKIE;
D–mn. That sucks.
Although, uncle mackie does have a nice ring to it.

MRS EVANS;
Oh dear lord.
Please give me patience.

ROBERT;
Well, anyway.
When you three are coming back to L.A. we're throwing you a party.

EVANS;
Actually, four of us are moving.
Anna's moving to L.A. as well.

MRS EVANS;
And I didn't know!

Lizzie added Bee to the chat!

Evans added Anna to the chat!

ANNA;
Oh jeez.

BEE;
Hey, everyone!

SEBBY;
And the craziness is to be continued...

• • • •

It's so nice to be writing group chat chapters because I love them so much.

also, I've come up with another plot that I think would be really good with Chris Evans. If I published it, would y'all want Lily Collins or Emilia Clarke?

Anyway, please continue and drama will ensue some more soon!