No intro other than can you guess the reference I made with the title?Winner gets a shout out!
And I might be re-using previous pics mainly because my iPad is garbo and I don't need to download 50 different pics for each chapter

Woah woah woah!Stop-I....cant....breath

I start patting her back to signal her to stop but she just pushes deeper into the kiss while her face is bright red while mine is slowly turning blue.I try to get up but she just wraps her arms around me pinning me between her boobs and the floor and my arms to my sides all the while I still can't breath.

Please for once just let go!I...cant...breath,blacking out

Aaaand I black out

Two hours later

Boo's POV

"Please be alive please be alive please be alive"
That's all I could say as I just sit and watch as I see Elias' body just laying there on the floor motionless and not breathing.

I need to tell him sorry but I couldn't resist!We haven't seen each other in years and he was so rougishly handsome and...and....oh!I think he is waking up!

Elias POV

"*Big boi breath aka inhale* *cough*aw gawd"

I inhale and exhale deeply while I I feel my head is propped up on something I open my eyes and I stare into boo' s eyes

"Please....dont...do that...again"

Boo:I'm sorry!I couldn't contain myself!please forgive me!

"Only if you put some clothes on first"

Boo:I can do that!

She instantly is cheery again ha

Boo gets up and floats off into a wall to go out clothes on and a few minutes later she comes back

Boo:how do I look?

"Pretty"

Boo:o-oh is t-that so?

"Yea pretty cute.has anyone told you that?"

She turns around as her face started getting rosy and starts playing with the end of her hair

Boo:y-you r-really think s-so?

"Aww come on now don't be like that!I really meant it now if you will excuse me I need to get something to eat because-"
*GROOOOOAAAN*
........

Boo could barely contain herself and had to cover her mouth to contain her laugh but in the end she couldn't and just started rolling in the floor laughing

Boo:AHAHAHAHAHHA....ahooo ok...I think I'm good....heh that was hah so funny hahahahaha

"Are you done?"

Boo:Yeah I think so*snickers*

"Well I'll be in the kitchen when you are done"

Boo:no *snickers*Elias wait!*snickers again*Come back!

In ze Küche(kitchen,it's german)

I start making myself a sandwich and he be honest I am surprised that there is still food here and power and whatnot cause ever since I got the letter that Grams died and the house was mine I expected everything to be gone or rotten but nope, it's as if it had been just bought from the store,I also happen to notice a note on the counter

--Note--
To do list:
1.Fix car
2.clean Basement
3.KILL ALL SPIDERS

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"Wait what!Kill all spiders.....HELL NO!I am not about to confront some damn spiders"

Boo:Aww is Elias scared of some spiders????

"YES I AM,SPIDERS NEED TO FUCK RIGHT OFF!"

Boo:well then be a man and go deal with it!I

"Fine!I will!"

In the garage

"First I will fix the car then deal with the stupid spiders"

I had boo help me with the car even though she protested not to because of her dress but all I needed was for her to hand me tools and she signed in defeat

"That should do it now start it up boo"

Boo:ok....um how do I do that?

"How do you not know how to start a car!?"

Boo:I never needed to ride in one let alone start one!

"*sigh*Ok so do you have the key in your hand?"

Boo:yes

"Now out the key in the ignition,it looks like a silver ring behind the steering wheel"

Boo:ok

The car starts but immediately cuts out and the engine explodes

Boo:that wasn't supposed to happen was it?

"*cough*nope"

Boo:Well on to the spiders

"Fuck"

I prepare myself for the horror I am about to witness but I see a fucking flamethrower in the corner

"How in the hell did grams manage to get this! This will make it so much easier!"

Boo:Well have fun!

I make my way down to the basement with the flamethrower that grams had for some reason and I peek my head around the corner and see a GIANT ASS spider

"Nope nope nope nope nope!"

Boo:just go!

She shoves me out into the open and try to process what happened but I wasn't able to for long before the spider tries to crush me

"Alright now I'm pissed"

I ready the flemmenwerfer and unleash a wave of fire upon the spider and all of the little ones

"Eat shit you spider piece of shit!"

I crush some more of the little spiders

"Oh no I'm having fun!"

The big spider starts screeching around and knocks over some pillars and I nearly got crushed

"Burn motherfucker!"

The spider screeches more and flails around more as it tries to escape my wrath.I duck behind a fallen pillar and improvise a makeshift bomb with the backpack.I chuck the pack up and over the pillar and pull out my trusty revolver and nail the pack with one round as it explodes taking a huge chunk out of the spider's body.

"Well that was easy"

Just then a massive green spirit came out of the spider and laughed maniacally at me and my attempts to kill it.

"I just had to say something didn't I"

I pull the sword out of thin fucking air and ready a swing for the phantom

"Haven't used this in a while but now is a time better than any"

With one mighty swing I cleave the ghost in half and a small dark fragment falls to the floor with a metallic clang.I pick it up and instantly get drowsy and fall asleep.

BOO POV

I hear a lot of commotion coming from downstairs but I know that if I go down there I will get in the way...but just a little peek won't hurt...right?

I think for a few minutes but eventually give into my curiosity and head down to see the action but by the time I do it's all done with Elias laying on the floor with a dark moon fragment....A DARK MOON FRAGMENT!!

THIS IS BAD,OH THIS IS SO VERY BAD!!WHAT SHOULD I DO?!SHOULD I JUST TELL HIM OR KEEP IT A SECRET??AHHH I DON'T KNOW

I manage to calm down while I slip the fragment out of his hand and place it in my cleavage to hide it

I can't leave him here cause I care for him and also it is cold down here but...he will eventually find out what I did.What should I do!

I decide to carry him to a room and lay him on the bed but I get an urge to lay next to him.I have no clue why but I feel a need to.I give in and lay next to him and stare at his well built face and also take a moment to admire him.His medium length dark blonde hair,tan skin,nice set jawline,with quite a bit of muscle but not to the extent of noticeable from distance.I also feel the need to stroke his hair,I still don't understand why I need to do this but I feel as if my whole life I must do it.

What am I doing?Do I really feel this way towards him?Or is it just because we have been friends for a long time?Why must I lay here beside my friend....but I want to him to look at me differently as in a loving and caring way....Oh gosh what do I do?how can I make him have feelings for me?
I doubt he will like me due to me almost killing him TWICE!But I want him to be mine!

I take my glove off and stroke his hair with my bare hand and his hair feels like silk,it's so smooth and it's the perfect length,he is like a good at this point to me but I doubt this one will notice me...NOTICE ME SENPAI!

I inch my way over to him and try to nuzzle my way next to him and try to interlock fingers with him but his hand is at a awkward angle so I just settle for what I got.

He smells nice even after all the fighting he did,it seems like he didn't break a sweat!Impressive but also strange.I should leave but...this might be my only chance to do this and I might as well take it..

I fall asleep soundly next to Elias

Oof this was a longer one but I managed it with the little time I had because I went apple picking with the family but anyways I hope you guys enjoy!

PRAISE THE BOO