Y/n: I demand an explanation!

Kiba: W-well, you see....

Kiba let out a sad sigh.

Kiba: when I was younger I was forcefully inducted into an expirement called "The Holy Sword Project." Being a little girl at the time, I wasn't given very much, if any respect, not to mention all the.... creepy looks the priests gave me.  Tch, fucking perverts.  So I started dressing, speaking, and acting like a boy.  When I got older I started wearing a rubber band to keep my boobs down, it's quite uncomfortable actually. 

Y/n: That was then, this is now.

You were now leaning on a wall, arms crossing your chest, and an angry look plastered on your face.

Kiba looked up and met your gaze, jumping back fearfully.

Kiba: Y-You look angry...

Y/n: No shit Sherlock, I just found out that my best friend has been lying to me for years.  So yeah Kiba, if that is your real name, I'm pretty pissed off.

Kiba: I'm sorry Y/n, I promise not to keep anything else from you.... also..

Y/n: Also?

Kiba: My name isn't even Kiba Yuuto... it's Kira Yuuto.

Y/n: Lemme get this straight, you changed ONE letter in your name, and dressed like a dude, and then expected to instantly be treated like a boy?  Wouldn't the priests remember you or something?

Kira: I-It was symbolic!

Y/n:  whatever, you wanna make it up to me Kira? Start being who you really are. Not this false facade you put up to convince others, be your truest self.

Kira nodded sheepishly, her cheeks crimson.

Y/n: You should also start dressing like a girl.  You'll never get married if guys think you're a dude.

Kira's blush deepened, covering her entire face.

You stood up fully, walking off.

Y/n: Just be yourself Yuuto-chan, and everything will be alright.

You waved to her as you left.

Kira: Ewah!?

You continued walking, once you got to the courtyard you turned to your left.

Y/n: I know you're there Hoshi, c'mon out.

The sound of leaves stirring, and a sudden clopping of shoes hitting the ground filled your ears.  Looking down you saw a girl with long purple hair, gorgeous green eyes, square glasses, and a very voluptuous figure, kneeling before you.

(In case you missed the last chapter, this is her.)

Y/n: You really need to stop stalking me~

Hoshi blushed and began waving her hands infront of her attempting to deny your accusation.

Y/n: Relax Hoshi, I don't mind, it's touching that my Queen is looking out for me.

Hoshi shook her head with a huff.

Hoshi: You feel it too don't you?

Y/n: Something's brewing on the horizon, something dangerous...

Hoshi: Are you gonna do something about it?

Y/n: .... nah, I'm sure someone else will do that for me.

Hoshi gave you a bemused look, while you just grinned cheekily at her.

Hoshi: M'lord, with all due respect, but you can't really stand back and do nothing.

Y/n: This isn't my territory, I'd need permission from Rias or Sona to interfere, and I hate Rias, and get a little awkward around Sona, so I'm not getting involved.

Hoshi: I think you're just lazy.

Y/n: well, you're not wrong.

Hoshi: Why do you hate Lady Rias anyway?

Y/n: She's a power-hungry thot, that cares very little for the thoughts and desires of those she forces into her peerage.

You and Hoshi began walking off of school grounds together.

Hoshi: That's it?

Y/n: yeah, pretty much.

Hoshi: hmm...  isn't that literally what you did to Erza?

Y/n: Different circumstances.  I did not premeditate Erza's death and resurrection.  I don't even officially turn her into a devil until she consented to it.  Besides, that hot headed scarlet might've killed me had I forced her into my peerage.

You and Hoshi began walking towards the park in the middle of Kuoh.

Hoshi: Right.  That explains why you tried to find a way to send her home.  You even, in my opinion, wasted the one IOU your mother gave you.

Y/n: She appreciated the gesture, that makes it worthwhile in my opinion.

Hoshi: Awww, you do have a heart.

Hoshi gave you a close eyed smile, cooing teasingly at you.

You felt your cheeks heat up, and turned away.

Y/n: Pfft, as if.  I only did it cuz' she's hot.

Hoshi wasn't convinced.

Timeskip

You hand Hoshi arrived in the park, Hoshi was taking in the beautiful sights, you on the other hand were distracted by a meek squeal.

Turning your head, you saw a blonde girl with pale skin, and green eyes.  She was also wearing a nuns outfit.  Despite the headache being around her cross gave you, you couldn't help but find her adorable.  She had fallen to the ground, and was nursing a growing knot on her head with one of her hands.

D'aww, the little clutz.

(I know Asia was introduced before school in the Anime, but IDGAF)

You dismissed Hoshi, she gave you a wary look, which you replied with a knowing nod.  Feeling satisfied that you won't do something stupid, left with a skip in her step.

You walking over to the girl and offeredoffered her your hand.

Y/n: that was quite the trip, are you alright.

Your tone was calming, sweet even.

???: Y-Yes kind sir, I'm just a little clumsy.

The girl took your outstretched hand.  In comparison to your large alpha male mands (man-hands), hers were tiny, delicate even.  Which makes sense considering she stands at about 4'10", with a frail, lithe frame.

Must Protecc.

Y/n: My name is Y/n Beezle, what's yours?

Asia: Asia Argento, it's a pleasure.

Y/n: you're not from around here are you?

Asia: N-no I'm not.  I'm lost actually.

She covered her face with a hand, trying desperately to hide her red face.

Y/n: I know this town like the back of my hand.  Maybe I can help?

Asia: really? Thank you Mr Beezle!  I'm trying to find the local church.

Y/n: of course. And what's with the Mr thing? What am I, 40?

Y/n: I'm happy to help Ms Argento, but please just call me Y/n, I don't mind.

Asia: then please call me Asia!

Asia giggled, giving you a close eye grin.

You reached down and grabbed her suit case, motioning her to follow you.

TO BE CONTINUED....

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

Also, Harem Update:

Hoshi

Erza *******

Akeno Himejima

Koneko Toujou (18 yrs old cuz I'm not a fucking creep)

Asia Argento

Sona Sitri (Shitori)

Ravel Phenex

Raynare

Kuroka Toujou