WARNING: Things are gonna get freaky. Not the good, kinky freaky, the maggots and flies falling from orifices kind of freaky.

So here I am standing with a, admittedly hot, Fallen Angel, on a date. I, a Prince of Hell, Heir the the Throne of Decay, am on a date with an angel, just let that sink in.

Yumma is currently dragging you around the local mall, from kiosk to kiosk, looking at clothes, food, and other things. Everything was fine until she dragged you towards a store named Nicks Knacks.

Yumma: ooooh, this necklace is so pretty...

Yumma looked up at you expectantly, the cheeky Lil minx.

Looking down you saw the necklace she was talking about. It was intricate, two silver angel wings folded neatly, a golden sword laid in-between them.

Obvious much?

It was only 12,000 yen, so you got it for her, which made her happy. For a second, you almost forgot she was probably trying to kill you, her sweet, innocent smile set your heart ablaze. She was so cute.

Soon after you found yourselves in a park, standing before a great fountain. The walk here had been so quiet, peaceful even, you can't remember the last time your life was peaceful.

Yumma stepped forward standing in front of the fountain, gazing up at the cascading water.

Yumma: I really hate to have to do this... really I do...

She sounds genuine enough.

She dainty grasped the necklace you bought her.

Yumma: I had a great time, really I did, and I don't wanna do this, but I don't have a choice. My master gave me an order and I must follow through.

The sky darkened and she morphed into her true form. She was even more beautiful than before.

Yumma: I'm sorry, I'll remember you always, even if you are a Devil.

You stared at her unfazed, you expected her to try to kill you, you just didn't expect it to be reluctantly.

Y/n: I'm sorry also...

Before "Yumma" could react, the world around her turned black, the sound of buzzing and little creatures squirming around invaded her senses, she could FEEL the creatures calling all over her. Panic set in, she gazed at you, her gorgeous purple eyes trembling. Standing ten feet in-front of her was you, maggots squirming around inside your eye sockets, fully grown flies buzzing around you like a cloud. From your back sprouted a singular red and black dragon-like demon wing.

You stepped towards her, causing Yumma to jerk back fearfully, her breath was shuddered and erratic. Moving forward with blinding speed you delivered a rabbit punch to the back of Yumma's head, knocking her out cold. With her unconscious, you dropped the illusion, and continued on your way, but not before slipping your number into Yumma's "bra."

Time Skip

You were walking down the streets of Kuoh, drowning out everything around you, deep in thought. And because you were deep in thought, you neglected to notice the sound of a young girl running frantically towards you, so as you came around the corner, her, rather small... tiny even, breasts collided with your face. Shocked out of your deep brooding session, you cupped the lovely mounds that now surrounded your face, hearing a petite moan ring out. You gave them a squeeze, getting another moan. You squeezed them once more for good measure, being met, once again, with a moan.

Looking up you noticed you were groping your good friend...

Kiba.

Y/n: Kiba....?

Kiba: Eh...y-yeeessss~?

Y/n: why do you have boobs?

Kiba: I-I'm sorry I never told you but.... I'm actually a girl...

Y/n: oh....

AHHHHHHHHHH!

NEXT TIME ON HIGHSCHOOL DOUBLE D'S... will Kiba tell us her backstory, and why she dresses like a dude? Will she make a good waifu? Will she undergo a stereotypical 80's tomboy transformation and assert herself as best girl? Find out next time!