Chapter 79
The things Xie brought back were all kinds of strange things, of course, they were for Ke Tu and the others. For a while, the place where Xie Yi lived became the object of everyone's curiosity.
With nothing to do in winter, Xie Yi told them about the customs in the past, for example, eating rice dumplings at the Dragon Boat Festival, visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, meeting parents when
getting married...meeting parents when getting married...
Ke Tu already knows that marriage is here It means to form a partner, but what does it mean to meet the parents?
Xie Yi has never been married before, and this kind of thing is also a vague concept. Looking at Ke Tu's bright eyes, he felt a little headache.
Well, for example, when the two got married, they had to get the blessings of Ketu's parents, and when they were gone, Wu Si, as Ketu's elder family, blessed them.
"Then do I want to see your parents too?" Ke Tu had an epiphany, no wonder he always felt that Xie Yi might leave him at any time, it turned out that there was something he didn't do.
"My parents died a long time ago." Xie Yi said lightly.
"Where are the other elder family members?"
"No more," Xie Yi paused, "However, the people in the mercenary group are all my family members."
"Then should I go to meet them and bring something with me?" In the past?" Ke Tu heard Xie Yi talk about his work in the mercenary group, and he also had a general understanding of these people.
Xie Yiheixian, "You should ask how to get there first."
"If you have that piece of paper, you can go there." Ke Tu didn't think this was a problem, he was worried about another thing, "You used to live This place has everything, what should
I bring there?"
Xie Yi watched as Ketu packed his things in big and small bags, while Kemu was excitedly helping, and he tried to dissuade him again, "We still don't want to go Now, I always feel that that piece of paper is not very reliable, and I don't know if I can go back smoothly, what if something happens?"
"It's okay, can't you use it to come back?" Ke Tu followed Xie Yi's tangled eyes and turned around on the animal skin bag, "Is it because the things you brought are not good, I also think the animal skin is not very good, Why not take the celadon vase that Gosang and the others just made, it looks pretty, or the silk that was exchanged with the Ping people last time, or the bronze weapon made by Stone and the others..." I
rarely see the words of Ke Tu With so many, Xie Yi knew that he was a little nervous, and he snickered in his heart, "Gosang's little wolf is good, he is obedient and sensible, and Mo Yan will definitely like it."
"Little wolf..." Ke Tu thought about Gosang's usual treatment Little wolf's baby, finally made up his mind, "I'll discuss it with Gosang and see what can be exchanged." After speaking, he left the room in a hurry.
"Hey..." Xie Yi didn't expect that he would actually go to Gosang to ask for the little wolf, so he didn't stop him because he couldn't react.
Forget it, Gosang will definitely not give him the little wolf, at worst, the two of them will have a fight.
Xie Yi turned his head, and began to worry about the package on the table again. If Mo Yan and his group met such an honest person as Ketu, they would have been tricked out of everything.
However, Ketu's determination to go this time is too firm, no matter how much he tries to dissuade him, it's useless, or, is he tampering with the tinfoil? No, what if something really happens?
Xie Yi was still struggling, Ketu had already returned from Gosang, as Xie Yi expected, not only empty-handed but also with a bruise at the corner of his eye.
Borrowing from Gosang's heartfelt words: You deserve it, you see your parents as soon as you see them, it's fine to show off in front of me, but you still want to use my little wolf to please others, so what else is there to say, fight!
The evenly matched two fought together, and no one was able to please them. Naturally, there is no need to mention the matter of changing the little wolf. Ke Tu walked around the room and finally thought of a substitute, "Grey Mao is also very obedient, no Do you know if Mo Yan and the others will like it?"
"No, the gray hair is mine and I won't give it to others." Ke Mu immediately shook his head, stretched out his hands to protect the goshawk on his shoulders, and if something bad happened, he would take the gray hair with him. Tendency to run away.
Ke Tu's face froze for a moment, and he looked at Xie Yi with some embarrassment.
Hey, I never said I was going to send gray hair! Xie Yi looked at the two brothers who were at a stalemate, and tried to persuade him, "Mo Yan likes fur coats made of animal skins very much, so you don't need to bring gray hair."
...
No matter how unwilling Xie Yi was, the sorcerer still made a divination to make a sacrifice Time, brought the three of them back to the place Xie Yi was familiar with on the altar with a large number of livestock.
The house in the forest is still there, Xie Yi took the key from the tree next to it, entered the house and contacted the ghost, and took Ke Tukemu inside to familiarize himself with the environment—according to the results of Wusi's divination, they estimated that they would be in Lived here for more than half a year.
Even though Xie Yi had already talked about the situation here before coming here, the two of them still showed strong curiosity about all kinds of things that could be seen before them. There was glass that looked transparent but could not be pierced by hands, electric lights that glowed by themselves, pressing a few buttons A mobile phone that can hear other people's conversations, a TV set where many villains live...Ketu is
better, with a face that is always expressionless most of the time, no one knows the turmoil in his heart, in comparison, Kemu is much more straightforward. He tried all the things in the house that he hadn't seen in one day, smashed a piece of glass, pressed two light switches, and was thanked in time when he was dismantling the phone. Stopped, the action failed.
So, the current situation is like this: Xie Yi is cooking in the kitchen with fresh ingredients that have just been dug out (Xie Yi expressed that he is also very surprised, maybe it is Ghost Shadow and the others who have just been here recently), Ke Tu is sitting on the sofa Watching TV (the kind of TV shopping that is always very passionate), Ke Mu opened the door and slipped out to get familiar with the environment (in fact, he just found a shiny machete from the training room and planned to try it out).
Ke Mu walked around outside, but didn't even see a rabbit fur, so he could only walk back depressed.
As soon as he circled back to the front from the back of the house, he heard a strange roar not far away, and he was in front of him in an instant. When he looked up, he saw a strange big black guy stopping in front of him, and then a low door The short black door opened, and a person came out from inside.
The man smiled at the child who was looking at him in amazement, and waved, "Hey, Ke Mu!"
Ke Mu was stunned for a moment, raised his toes and waved at the man, "Hey, who are you?
" The warm greeting and the last sentence don't seem to
fit well... The man's smile froze imperceptibly, but the voice from behind Kemu saved him, "Ghost Jiu, why is it you, where is Ghost? "
I just happened to be training the little ghosts nearby, and when I heard the ghost saying that you came back with your wife and children, I rushed over immediately." Guijiu said as he walked towards Xie Yi's direction, passing by Kemu. Rubbing his little head,
"I said why there are fresh vegetables in the refrigerator, but I bought this space, so you have to pay some rent if you want to use it." Xie Yi touched him rudely. One punch, then walked back side by side, and called Kemu to eat by the way.
"You talk to the captain about this." Guijiu seemed to think that Kemu's hair felt good when rubbed, and when he saw him walking beside him, he stretched out his hand again, not wanting that Kemu would turn his head sideways and avoid it, so he closed it indifferently. "Why, you plan to take them to live here and not go back?"
"No, but they may live here for a year or so, but I gave the card to the captain when I left last time. So now that we are poor, we have to find a way to generate income."
"Come on, earning money is not easy, you just need to accept a task, the captain will definitely welcome you, um, what is so delicious?" The two of them walked to the restaurant while talking, Ketu was coming out of the kitchen with the last dish.
"This is..."
Before Xie Yi finished speaking, he was interrupted by Guijiu, "I know, Ke Tu, the one from your family." As he spoke, he went up to take the plate in Ke Tu's hand, and Come to talk familiarly, "I'm Guijiu, a buddy of Guidao, I didn't expect to see you again."
Ke Tu asked Xie Yi to tell about these teammates many times before he came, and immediately compared people and things. "You are the ghost dove that fell into the sea while fishing, and I am Ketu, Xie Yi's partner."
The corner of Guijiu's mouth twitched, and he turned his head and gave the gloating Xie Yi a hard look, then smiled and patted Ke Tu's shoulder, "Xie Yi told you all about it, then did he tell you?" He chased people into a hole, and then stayed there for a whole day before crawling out?"
"No, what's going on, tell me about it?" Ketu opened a chair for Guijiu to sit down, Then he sat next to him, with a look of all ears.
One was happy to talk, and the other was willing to listen, so the embarrassing things Xie Yi had done spit out from Guijiu's mouth continuously, and even the guests who were eating seriously couldn't listen for a long time.
"Say..."
Ke Tu looked back at Xie Yi who cleared his throat, pushed the soup to his hand, and turned to Guijiu, "And then?"
"When that guy climbed up, his whole body was muddy A thick layer of mud, a whole mud monkey, lost the person who wanted to follow, was scolded by the old captain, and only came out after a whole day in the training room."
"Don't talk while eating." Xie Yi looked coldly at the two people talking happily, and pointed to the seat on the right far away from Guijiu, "Ke Tu, you can sit here.
" Still holding the bowl obediently and changing seats.
Guijiu smiled and took a sip of soup to moisturize his throat, "Your Ketu wants to know more about your past, you should be happy, hey, Ketu, another time, he was dragged into the river by a crocodile biting his clothes ..."
Xie saw that he was excited and didn't intend to stop for a while, cleared his throat and said, "Guijiu, I haven't trained for a long time, you and I will go to the training room later, let's practice."
Guijiu's voice stopped abruptly, he made a zip movement in front of his mouth, and then buried his head in eating.
"What happened in the end, did you kill that big fish?" Ke Tuzheng was very interested in what he heard, but he was stopped halfway at this time. Seeing the appearance of Guijiu, he would never talk about it, so he could only ask Xie Yi .
Xie Yi's face turned dark, and he put a large piece of hot pepper in his bowl, "Eat well, why are you so talkative."
Ketu let out a "huh", picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth.
Ke Mu looked up and saw his movements, and hurriedly said, "Brother, don't..."
Ke Tu put the pepper in his mouth and chewed, while looking at Ke Mu in doubt, what's wrong?
"Eat, spicy..."
With Ke Mu's low voice, Ke Tu's face wrinkled tightly, he opened his mouth to spit out the contents, but under Xie Yi's eyes, he never wasted food. Under the habit of something, he swallowed the pepper whole, then quickly opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, fanning the tongue with his hands, trying to make the burning feeling go down a bit.
Xie pushed the soup in front of him, "I told you just now not to talk, just concentrate on eating, look..."
Ke Tu couldn't care less about talking, he picked up the soup and drank it in one go. better.
From then on, Xie Yi watched with satisfaction as they finally finished their meal in peace.
The author has something to say: Hey, what a short vacation!
Visiting relatives outside the episode (2)
Early the next morning, after Guijiu used his clumsy off-road vehicle to complete a series of cool driving skills, he was full of excitement. Ke Tu and Ke Mu sincerely invited Ke Tu and Ke Mu to go for a ride together, but of course they were rejected.
Nonsense, people have just come from primitive society, you should give it a process of adaptation, just watching the racing skills on the edge of the cliff is enough to frighten you, who dares to sit on the edge of the cliff to experience the horror in person.
Xie Yi folded his arms and leaned against the tree, spectator Tu walked around the motionless bulky guy, and then approached Xie Yi with a little envy, "This thing is so powerful, let's make one when we go back. "
Xie Yi threw him a look that didn't even think about it, "There is no material, so we can't make it."
"Then let's take one home, brother Xie Yi?" Both of Ke Mu's eyes were glued to it, making him Guijiu, who was still sitting safely in the car, was very unhappy.
"It's too big, I can't take it back." Of course, Xie Yi hasn't tried it and doesn't know if he can take it back, but it's better not to have this kind of thing that is not suitable for the productive use of primitive society.
By the way, it also includes the buzzing thing hanging in the sky not far away.
"Brother, look, it's such a big bird, and its sound is loud and unpleasant."
In Kemu's knowledge, only birds can fly into the sky, and when things with obvious targets like helicopters appear, they will naturally It was noticed by the people standing on the top of the mountain.
Ke Tu gave a casual "hmm", but frowned at the strange bird above, and then asked Xie Yi, "What is this?" " Helicopter
, it should be a ghost."
A rope, the ghost slid down the rope, settled on the top, then jumped up, used a neat forward roll to relieve the momentum, stood up and walked towards Xie Yi and the others.
On the rope hanging in the air behind him, another person landed safely on the ground with the same agility, and then the next one...
Xie Yi narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his chin at the striding ghost, "What's going on, Have you all moved here?"
"Hey, the news that you brought your wife back is so shocking, and it just so happens that everyone has nothing to do, so we came to pick you up together." Ghosting patted Xie Yi's shoulder with a smile, and then turned to him The person stretched out his hand, "Ketu, I'm Ghosting."
Ketu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that there is a way to greet in this world is to shake hands. He reached out to hold Ghosting's hand tightly, and then shook it vigorously. shake.
Hey, is this a provocation, is this a provocation.
The ghost also increased the strength of his wrist like a conditioned reflex, and Ketu, who was confused about social etiquette, thought that this was a way to express joy, so he also increased his strength.
When the two were still in a stalemate, a petite woman rushed over from behind. Her wrists wrapped and pushed on the hands of the two, and they were separated smoothly. Then, a pair of slender hands gently patted the guest. On Tu's cheek, "Yo, thank you, your husband is handsome."
Then he held Ke Mu's little face with both hands and rubbed it fiercely, "Your brother is so cute too."
Ghost stepped back early and lowered his voice He said to Xie Yi: "Ke Tu doesn't seem to like me very much." Although he added a guessing adverb, he used an affirmative tone.
Xie Yiyi adopted a laissez-faire attitude towards what Mo Yan did, but his eyes scanned the ghost's red-marked palm, "You think too much, they haven't seen this kind of greeting before, just yesterday It's hard to master the power of someone who studied on TV."
Co-authored, Lao Tzu is still an experimental product.
However, seeing Xie Yi's expression that made you care about the primitive people, you deserve it, you are stupid, Ghost Shadow wisely did not continue this topic, he looked at a man who appeared from behind Xie Yi in order to avoid the captain's clutches. With a messy little head, he fumbled in his pocket, then took out a few pieces of toffee and handed them over, "Good boy, call me uncle."
Xie Yi twitched his eyes and kicked him, "Go away, he is My brother, why should you be a generation older than me."
"Qi Xiaoze also calls you brother, but he calls me uncle," Guiying easily dodged his kick, and stuffed candy into Kemu's hand to express his friendliness , I still don't forget to reply to Xie Yi's words.
"Come on, just that one time, he still bullied me when I was young and ignorant, and tricked me into calling me here." Qi Ze unceremoniously exposed him.
It can be seen that Qi Ze's growth in the mercenary group is the fastest, and the little greenness that Xie Yi could see in him when he came back last time has disappeared without a trace, and instead he has brought a bloody and ruthless look. severe.
But the former boy still smiled warmly at Xie Yi, "Brother Xie Yi, I thought you would never come back."
"Well, Ke Tu must see you," thinking of this guy's rare stubborn appearance, Xie Yi raised the corner of his mouth slightly, "He even brought you gifts."
"Gift? Oh, that's great." Mo Yan on the other side had very good ears, and rushed into the house with the man with a slumped face under her hand, "Where is the gift, let me see it quickly. "
By the time Xie Yi and the others followed in, Mo Yan had already opened up all the bags and was picking up something inside. Standing next to him was the still expressionless guest picture, but Xie Yi could still tell from his upright body He's nervous.
Xie Yi walked over and gently held one of his hands, almost sticking to his ear: "It seems that Mo Yan likes you very much, I'm going to be jealous."
"Ah, these are mine now, Don't snatch any of you." Mo Yan picked out the ones with the purest fur color from a pile of animal skins, and hugged them in a pile, under the pressure of the huge pile of animal skins, she looked even more petite.
"Look, she even likes the gift you gave me."
After Xie Yi said this, he could clearly feel the body next to him slightly relieved. It was too scary to describe Ketu's attitude towards her so nervously.
Well, in fact, it was he who described the relationship between Mo Yan and him as like a brother and sister, which made Ke Tu pay so much attention to it.
Guitou picked up a lump of animal skin that Mo Yan brought out from the ground, "Damn, what is this, bear's paw?"
The tone sounds like he doesn't like it? Ke Tu's heart that had just been let go was raised again, and his desire to get the approval of Xie's family made him pay special attention to everyone's reaction.
Xie Yi felt it keenly, and tightened his hand again.
"Haha, I've wanted to taste wild bear paws for a long time, just wait, I'll add something to you today." Guitou held a bear paw and came over to pat Ketu on the shoulder, "Hey, boy , The food is good."
"This is Guitou, the dishes he cooks are very delicious, I still learn from him in cooking." Xie Yi introduced beside him.
With difficulty, Ke Tu curled up the corner of his mouth on his paralyzed face.
But the ghost obviously didn't care, he turned around and picked up the things wrapped in the animal skin, and walked into the kitchen with ease.
Mo Yan had enough of playing with the animal skins she picked up, packed up the things, and looked around, "Hey, where did that little Kemu go? I brought him something good."
"Guijiu took him to learn how to drive. "Ghosting put his legs up on the sofa, "Captain, your gift is so uninspired. No matter what you give, it's a knife, and I've collected several of them.
" As Mo Yan said, she pulled out a pistol and threw it to Ketu, and then threw a box of bullets.
This seems to be all right, they are all violent equipment.
The expressions of everyone present (except the picture of the guest who received the gift) revealed a message-their thoughts are exactly the same.
Mo Yan didn't care what their reaction was, she finished the task after giving the gift, and let him enter a room with her with her eyes rolling. move, and then shut the door with a bang.
"Does the captain mean that we don't want to eavesdrop?" The ghost faced the door that clearly stated that we were talking about secrets inside, and had some urges to do something.
It's a pity that his words didn't get other people's approval. Qi Ze was sitting next to Xie Yi and happily gesticulating something. He didn't need to listen carefully to know that this little guy was talking about his mission.
Gui Ying moved over and kicked Xie Yi with some dissatisfaction—it was completely expected that he missed the kick, "Hey, don't you worry about your guest, he and the captain entered the room alone."
Thank you She gave him a disdainful look, turned her head and continued to chat with Qi Ze. That attitude told him clearly that Ketu would not suffer, and I was worried.
Well, it seems that he is the only one who is more curious about what the two of them are talking about in the house, so that if he eavesdrops and is discovered, no one will stand up to him. This, should we go or not?
"what!"
While he was still hesitating, there was a sudden exclamation from Mo Yan in the room, and then it quickly became quiet, but the few people who stayed in the living room and looked at each other confirmed that there was no problem with each other's hearing.
When they reached an agreement and walked to the door, ready to adopt a friendly and harmonious way to listen to the conversation in the room, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and the smiling Mo Yan walked out first, followed by the habitually expressionless Ke Tu.
It doesn't look any different than before.
No, there is still a difference.
Xie Yi felt Mo Yan's scorching eyes that almost burned several holes in his body and the occasional sly smile, so he pulled Ke Tu out of nowhere and asked, "What did Mo Yan ask you?"
"Ah, She just asked me how I met you, when I liked you, who between us confessed first, do you know what you like to eat, who can win when we fight, what's wrong?" Ketu As a straightforward aborigine, I said that as long as I understand the meaning of these questions, there is nothing difficult to answer.
"That's all?"
"Yeah." Ketu nodded.
He had already talked about many of these issues, and if he told the truth, there wouldn't be any problems, it should be...
This was temporarily suppressed by Xie Yi, but one day he finally figured out what was going on.
In other words, Xie Yi brought Ketu and Kemu back to his own world, so naturally he couldn't just stay in one place, so he picked interesting places to show them around.
During this period, it's normal to occasionally change positions to make a shot. After all, there is always something similar to biological instinct in men's minds about things like j□j that they can learn from without a teacher.
Until one day, Xie Yi opened the door and came in and saw that Ke Tu was actually watching G movies, and very calmly invited him to watch Xie Yi when he came in, and did it a few times by the way.
This is of course not the point, the point is who gave this thing - he doesn't think that Ke Tu, who is not even good at buying things, can buy this thing from the underground workers of Wanqian Disc Industry.
"This thing was given by Mo Yan. She said that I have to learn the skills to make you more comfortable." Ke Tu answered Xie Yi's question without blushing. Ah, no, my heart is beating, and it's a little faster, this is the reaction only when I think of Xie Yi's white and smooth skin and firm and attractive secret place under the clothes.
He will be more comfortable if he tries to learn skills?
Will he be more comfortable?
More comfortable...
Xie Yi finally understood what the nonsensical words Mo Yan exclaimed loudly at the door that day - what, Xie Yi is the person below!
Damn, the appearance of the attack that labor and management finally built in front of them.
No need to think about it, Xie Yi also knows that the group of people in the mercenary group must know that he is the person below. This kind of thing that does not share other people's embarrassing things will not be in the ghost mercenary group. Appeared in the ah.
Sure enough, it was a wrong thing to visit relatives.
Since the sound of the thunderbolt from the blue sky, when Xie Yi saw ghosts again and again, they miraculously understood the non-stop flashing light from their eyes, but they couldn't say what they understood—how could this be so depressing, Xie Yi could only He was able to see the truth with them, and beat the nonsense Ketu by the way.
...
Finally, it was the day when the shaman's fortune-telling was held, and Xie Yi, Ke Tu, and Ke Mu finished sorting out the big and small bags that Mo Yan and the others had sent, and then stretched out their hands to pinch the tinfoil when it reacted with ease.
After a while of dizziness passed, the three of them opened their eyes and saw the familiar Wu Si and his clansmen.
...
And the following conversations occasionally appear in their lives.
"Xie Yi, when are we going to see your family again?" It was Ke Tu who spoke.
Ke Mu followed along to join in the fun, "That's right, Brother Xie Yi, I like Guijiu the most. He not only taught me how to drive, he also said he would teach me how to shoot a gun. This time I will take Dolu with me."
"Hehe, Let's talk about it later."
After this, don't even think about it
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