Jenny : hey , welcome back folks!!

Kenny : before we went to commercial break , the team of kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish defeated the young bucks .

Jenny : that surprised us all , even me !!

Kenny : yes it did , but now it is time for some lucha ! El destino will be taking on suicide ! And that is happening now !

Cascabel by chingon starts playing .

The crowd is hyped as a whole bunch of mariachis walk out playing to the tune of the song . then destino walks out with a custom black and white sombrero , a mariachi's jacket , and a guitar of his own , playing the theme too .

Jenny : well shit , i do like mariachis .

Kenny : i like rock better , but this is good .

Robby : introducing first ...... From Mexico city , Mexico ...... He weighs in at 120 Lbs ..... Elll ..... Deestinoooo !!!

Destino uses his other hands to high five a couple fans , and jumps onto the apron , and jumps over the ropes and rolls onto his feet and puts two peice signs up and does Atlantis's pose .

Then the lights go dark .

Suicide theme plays while the lights go red .

The crowd starts to cheer as suicide scurries out from the back and does his pose .

Robby : and his opponent ...... From parts unknown ...... He weighs in at 200 Lbs ...... Suiciiiiide !!!!!

Jenny : suicide one of The most decorated wrestlers all around ------- and definitely one of the more crazier ones .

Kenny : he is really a incredible wrestler though , doing some pretty crazy but cool things .

Suicide jumps into the ring and onto the turnbuckles doing the same pose .

Destino  takes off his jacket , and hat ,and hands  them , along with his guitar , to the mariachis .

Destino and suicide shake hands , and the bell rings .

Both men lock up , and suicide goes behind him , grasping around destino's waist , and pushing him into the ropes trying to do a roll up , but destino grasps onto the ropes . he turns around and tries to do a roll up of his own , but suicide kicks out before the ref can count .

Destino isn't done , as he grabs suicide hand , and gives him a big chop to his chest , which got a reaction from the crowd . he then jumps onto the ropes ,  and walks on it , jumps off and does a huracanrana .

Jenny : a huracanrana from destino !

Kenny : he doesn't look to be done .

Destino gets straight up and runs to a rope and does a spring board moonsault .

He goes for a pin , but gets only a two count as suicide did grab the bottom rope .

Kenny : a two count for destino .

Destino picks up suicide , and tries to do a destino's gato ( destino ) , but suicide gets out of it , and does a leg sweep , and kicks destino in the head .

He then jumps to the outside and does a spring board moonsault of his own .

He goes for a pin , but destino puts a leg on the ropes , making the ref stop at two .

The crowd starts to clap .

Suicide then picks destino up , and punches him in the face , sending him back down to canvas . he then picks him up again , and irish whips him into a corner . he charges at destino , and goes to do a clothesline , but destino moves out of the way befpre he could do it . suicide goes to attack destino again . but before he could , destino puts his hand in suicides face , and shouts , " stop " . then ---

Jenny : what was that dance ?!!

Kenny : dunno , but it was kinda funny ( chuckles ) .

He isn't done as he climbs the top rope and does a final del destino ( phoenix splash )

Jenny : phoenix splash !!!

Kenny : he's going for a pin !

Destino only gets a two count .

Destino starts to get frustrated . he gets up and shouts for suicide to get up . as he does he charges at suicide and does a tilt a whirl huracanrana .

Kenny : tilt a whirl huracanrana from the sniper !!

Suicide trips right to the outside , falling through the ropes . destino sees this and starts to do the dance again , getting the crowd hyped up . he starts stomping his feet , and starts running to the ropes . then ----

Jenny : tope con hilo !!!

Kenny : he doesn't seem to be done though !

Destino charges right back into the ring looking to fly again , but suicide is right behind him , and delivers a big single leg drop kick , sending him outside . suicide starts to run and then he does tope con hilo !

Crowd starts to chant " This is awesome " over and over again .  finally , suicide rolls dstino into the ring , and hops onto the top rope .

As soon as destino gets up , he jumps off , doing a missle dropkick . he does his pose again , and puts him in position for a " suicide solution " , but as he is about to do , destino flips out of it , and does a huracanrana .

Jenny : what a reversal !!

Kenny : but suicide rolled through it !

He then does a combination of a forearm strike , roundhouse kick , and a knee strike .  he then does The suicidal solution . 

Kenny : he goes for a pin !

Jenny : one ! ..... Two ! ...... Two count !!!!

The crowd is on their feet as suicide slams fists into the canvas repeatedly .

Jenny : how ----- how did he kick out ?! That's impossible !!!

Kenny : nothing is impossible in pride !

Suicide gets up and picks destino up , and tries to do another suicidal solution , but dstino gets out of the way and does the dance again , along side with the superkick .

Jenny : what could he possibly be going to do ?!

Destino twists suicides arm , so that he is behind him . he then does a destino's gatos ( destino ) .

Jenny : Destino ! Destino ! Is this it ?!!

Kenny : one ! ... Two ! ------ three it's over !!!

The crowd is on their feet . and we see kenny and jenny standing up clapping along with the crowd .

Kenny : Bravo ! Bravo !

Jenny : wow ! That was amazing !

Robby : here is your winner ...... El deeeestino !!

The mariachis jump into the ring and start to celebrate around destino . 

Destino walks over to suicide to shake his hand , but of nowhere a steel chair collides to the back of one of the mariachis !

Jenny : what the fuck ?!!

The man holding the steel chair is none other than ----- Malik ?!

Kenny : what --- that's malik !!

Malik continues to attack the other mariachis . destino then lands a big superkick to malik . he starts attacking . but out of nowhere , suicide grabs him and does a suicidal solution .

Jenny : what ?!!!!!

Malik quickly hands suicide the pin , as he sees ultima famila ( destino faction ) is starting to run down the ramp .

Kenny : don't join them ..... Don't suicide !

Suicide puts the pin on his chest .
Then he simply does his pose .

Kenny : oh my god .

Out walks the other members of A.A .

Suicide and malik walk over to the others .

We cut into commercial break .

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We get back from commercial break ,
And connor battles and sara are in the ring with microphones .

Connor is dressed in a tuxedo and sara who still has a bruise around her neck from shayna , is wearing a black dress .

Connor : hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to Pride wrestling's first ever payperview ...... War among us !!

Sara : we thank all 97 , 769 of you for joining us , and allowing us to entertain you !!

Connor : also for those watching on fightful select , or dish , thank you so much for watching , and inviting us into your homes through your tv screens , or devices .

Sara : i think we should just get to point , because we are looking get to the battle royal .

Connor : being in the position of gm can be very hard , and stressing . and we are still just a person .

Sara : which is why we have hired only the most trustworthy , selfless , and most commiting people to do the job . the women i hired used to be a wrestler herself , and wants to join the world of being co gm.  She is a former women's champion , and divas champion .... Kelly kelly !!

The crowd is on their feet as her theme plays .

Jenny : no fucking way !!! Kelly !!!!

Kenny : my child old crush is the general manager .....

Jenny : suck it up ! You could never get close to hitting the sheets with her , evan in your prime !

Kenny : you were probably out their stalking tom cruise in your prime  , wifey .

Kelly walks out , and starts high fiving a couple fans . she then walks up the steel steps , and goes under the ropes , as Connor holds them up for her . she shakes Connor's hands , then quickly goes over to give sara a big hug .

Sara : ladies and gentlemen ,  kelly  kelly !!

The crowd starts to cheer even more .

Kelley : Thank you all so much ! This really means allot ! Im happy that sara came to me to be in the position , and this is really new to me ! But im pretty sure i can manage . again thank you sara , connor and joey , whom i used to work with .  i promise to make the women's division of pride one of the best along side sara .

The crowd starts to clap along side connor and sara .

Jenny : wooohoooo !! ( claps )

Kenny : well , welcome to pride Kelly .

Connor : with that being said , i also chose some one to step into place of co general manager . the man that chose is truly a man i trust allot . obviously he knew my brother pretty well , and joey really trusts him allot , he recommended him . i honestly adore this man regardless . i grew up watching him as a manager , and smackdown gm . so you know what .... Come on out dude .

Kenny : what ?!!

Jenny : hahaha !!! Yesss !!!

The crowd is even more hyped and out of their seats , as teddy comes dancing out from the back . he walks down the ramp highfiving fans , tgen walks up the steps , and underneath the ropes .

He then shakes Connor's hand , hugs kelly and sara . he then grabs a microphone .

Teddy : Holla ! Holla ! Holla !

The crowd repeats after him .

Teddy : It is so great to be here ! It has been a while since i have been managing  wrestling shows , and i am truly glad and humble , that you , my good old friend joey , and your beautiful wife sara , has chosen to put me in position of co gm . i made smackdown a success , i can this . thank you truly from the bottom of my heart !

The crowd starts to clap .

Connor : With all being said i think it's time all of those twenty men show what they have .

Then Connor  walks out of the ring , along with Teddy , Kelly , and sara .

Jenny : and of course with are new co general managers being revealed i think we should show off our third member of commentary .

The crowd is surprised .

Excalibur walks out and goes straight to the headquarters . as soon as he reaches , he bro fists kenny , and hugs jenny .

Excalibur : Ahh , thank you so much . truly happy to commentating with you two ! Especially for this highly anticipated battle royal ! As i am clear that whoever wins takes on zac mauritius tonight !

Kenny : yess , and that starts now .

Robby : ladies and gentlemen , this match is scheduled for one fall !

Crowd : one fall !

Robby : this is a battle royal ! Every participant will be eliminated by both feet touching the floor ! If only one foot touches the floor they are out ! This match will continue until only one man is left standing . good luck to all 20 men , and lets get to it !!

Then al 20 men walk out to the ring . as they all are now in the ring , the bell rings , and all the men are straight up brawling .

The camera zooms into cody and the mack attempting to eliminate baron corbin . but baron lands two hard punches to both of their heads , causing them to let go .

On the other camera , we see the private party double teaming jeff cobb . both men use their speed against cobb . Isaiah lands a big shin kick cobb , sending him on one knee . both men charge to the ropes , but what they don't know is that cobb is following after them . he does a big clothesline sending both men out , and to the matt , eliminating them both .

Robby : Isaiah Cassidy and Marq quinn have been eliminated .

Jeff pays no mind for that as he goes for joey turner who is engaging ain a brutal fist fight with andrade . joey then backs up and kicks andrade in the chin , but andrade twist along with impact and does his signature back elbow . joey turns around and does a pele kick .

Another camera shows cedric trying to eliminate L.A park . he then puts his last leg over the rope , and now park is holding on for dear life . then out of nowhere chuck launches himself from the ropes , and lands a big kick to parks face , causing him to let go of the rope with one hand .

Sammy guevarra is then seen charging at park , and does a baseball slide , kicking park really hard in the back , eliminating him .

Robby : L.A Park has been eliminated !!

Excalibur : jeez their so much to call , i don't even know where to start !!

Kenny : jesus , three men have been eliminated already !

Jenny : and now we have 17 more competitors to go .

As he says that , lysander is seen trading blows with villano . then villano finally irish whips , and Malik to do a pop up powerbomb to the outside , but lysander catches him in a huracanrana , sending him to the outside .

Robby : Malik has been eliminated !!

Kenny : a member of the A.A is out !!

Jenny : look he is fuckin hysterical !!

Lysander is seen laughing crazily as others just watch in caution .but out of nowhere ------

Excalibur : sabre jr has lysander !!!!

Zack tosses lysander over the ropes , causing him to land with a heavy thud .

Robby : lysander has been eliminated !!

Zack just chuckles , as lysander simply sits up , and looks at the ring blankly .

He gets up and starts to walk up the ramp .

Kenny : at least he lasted longer than Malik .

Meanwhile , cody rhodes is trading blows with moose . moose has had enough , and does a big boot . but cody shoves moose , and jumps onto the ropes , and does a disaster kick . moose is stunned by the kick , and backs into a ready jeff cobb , who already has his arms wide open . he wraps his arms around moose , and rey mysterio charges at them both doing dropkick to moose . jeff uses this momentum , and dumps him right to the outside .

Robby : moose has been eliminated !!

Jenny : jesus , he got dumped right on top of his head .

Kenny : and we now have 14 more to go .

Marty scurl attacks andrade from behind , as he was attempting to eliminate the mack . marty continues punching andrade , before he takes him off onto the apron . marty tries to do a suplex , but andrade gets out of it , and knees him in the gut . he backs up a and kicks him right in the jaw , causing him to raise his head , but is met with a big back elbow , knocking him out cold , and off the apron .

Excalibur : i think that was a stupid idea from scurll ! Now he is knocked out and eliminated .

Jenny : it was one mistake ----- that cost him his shot at Mauritius .

Andrade starts celebrating , but as he turns around , the mack does a big bicycle kick to andrade's face , knocking him off the apron , and into the barricades .

Robby : Andrade has been eliminated !!

Kenny : fuckin dumbass .

Jenny : you Don't celebrate before winning the match .

Excalibur : he's probably learnt his lesson .

Sammy Guevara is seen laughing his  ass off until , ricch swan turns him around and does a big combination of strikes , knocking him silly . he backs up into jeff cobb . before he realises who it is elbows cobb in the jaw . he turns around and instantly regrets doing that .

Excalibur : yep , he's dead .

Sammy attempts to run , but cobb grabs him first . he tosses sammy out of the ring and into the spanish announce table .

Jenny : oh my god !!!!!!

Kenny : he just got murked !!

Excalibur : ahahahahahaha !!!

Guevarra twitches a couple times , before just laying completely unconscious .

Robby : Sammy Guevara has been eliminated !!

The crowd is chanting " Holy shit ! " repeatedly .

The rest of the men look at sammy , then jeff in shock .

Excalibur : why are they so shocked ? he is the super athlete . 

Ricch and cedric step up and try to take cobb . Ricch kicks one of Cobb's shins , and Cedric kicks the other . they both charge at the ropes , and come back to jeff , but he takes both out with s standing lariat . he grabs cedric by the neck , walks over to the side of the ropes . cedric tried to fight him , but couldn't . Cobb drops him in straight into a uranage onto the apron , causing him to slide off , eliminating him .

Robby : Cedric Alexander has been eliminated !!

Ricch charges at him , as he just eliminated his best friend . but Cobb catches him right into a tour of the islands . baron takes the opportunity to roll him out of the ring .

Robby : Ricch Swan has been eliminated .

Excalibur : i think it is now safe to bet my money on cobb . he's a fucking royal rumble eliminating machine !!

Jenny : me two . he is not ganna loose !

Kenny : yes , but now , all that is left is Villano , Rey Mysterio , Cody Rhodes , Zack Saber Jr , Baron Corbin , The Mack , Chuck Taylor , and of course , Jeff Cobb .

Seven of the men surround Cobb , as they all plan on working together . as they all charge at him , Baron grabs Villano , attempting to eliminate him , but the pink bully reverses , and sends him out of the ring .

Jenny : ha ! Godeem !!

Robby : Baron Corbin has been eliminated !!

Baron takes his frustration off on the apron , as the bully is laughing his head off . but while his back is turnt , cody kicks his back sending him into the ropes , putting him in position for a 619 !

Excalibur : could we see it ?!!

Kenny : dunno probably .

The crowd claps as rey charges , at villano.  But before he could do it , he has grabbed by Jeff , and put right into a tour of the islands .

Rey rolls to the side of the ring , to recover , laying on his belly .

Jeff stares down at rey . but he doesn't realize , Cody Rhodes , The Mack , and Zack Sabre JR are charging at him . they push him all the way to ropes , and half way over , until he grabs onto the ropes . he is about to pull him self up , until Chuck charges at him , and knees him in the face , causing his head to smash right into the steel posts . Jeff lets go , causing him to be eliminated .

The crowd is on their feet .the machine was out !

Robby : Jeff Cobb has been eliminated !!

Jenny  : nooooo !!!!

Excalibur : Kenny who did you bet for ?

Kenny : i didn't bet for anyone.

Chuck kicks Villano in the jaw , as he was still in position . he then brings him fully onto the apron . but out of nowhere , trent baretta runs out to the arena , and straight to chuck .

Trent : c'mon buddy , let's be friends again !!

Chuck : you screwed up trent . that's on you .

Trent : i didn't know you would have agreed !!

Chuck : fuck out of here trent !! We could have been in that ladder match !!! If you ------

Before he could finish , the mack does a big bicycle kick to his jaw , sending him off the ropes , holding his jaw .

Robby : Chuck Taylor has been eliminated !!

The crowd cheers , as Chuck goes crazy . trent repeatedly says he us sorry , but that doesn't work . Chuck punches him in the face , causing him to turn . he then grabs him , and does a big awful waffle .

While The Mack and Cody are watching the commotion , villano , grabs both of their legs , and sweep them from underneath them . both men hang on . Zack and Villano then do big kicks to their heads , causing them to let go .

Robby : Cody Rhodes , and The Mack have been eliminated !!

Villano doesn't stop their . he grabs zack and tries to irish whip into the ropes , but is reversed . zack pulls him into a knee strike .

Excalibur : with only to two left to go , i wonder who will win !!

Kenny : i say Zack .

Jenny : Villano .

Zack then attempts to throw him over the ropes , but is reversed , and instead , thrown over the ropes , both feet touching the floor .

Jenny : he did it !!!!

Kenny : damn it !!!

Excalibur : wait ....

Robby : Zack Sabre JR has been eliminated !!

The crowd boo , but some cheer , not because he won ....... But because he didn't .

Excalibur : wait rey is still in this !!

Rey then charges at Villano , and does a big front dropkick to his back , sending him into the ropes . he charges at him , and does a 619 !

Jenny : 619 ! 619 !

Kenny : screaming in my ear god dammit !!

Excalibur : ahaha !!

Rey then jumps off the ropes , trying to do a splash ,  but is caught by Villano .

Excalibur : oh boy !!

Villano rushes to dump him off , but rey reverses , sending them both on the apron .

Kenny : that's a dangerous spot , if you want to win this match !

Jenny : I'm so scared ! Im so scared ! Im so scared !

They both start trading blows . Villano does a big headbutt to rey , causing him to loose balance , but he quickly grabs the ropes . Villano grabs Rey's head again , but Rey headbutts him . Villano also looses balance , and grabs onto the second rope , resting his head their .

Excalibur : oh boy this is getting intense !

Before he knew it , rey does a 619 , getting a pop from the crowd . but Villano hangs on .

Kenny : he almost got you Villano !!!

Jenny : come on rey !!!

Rey catapults himself into the ring , doing a leg drop on the back of Villano's head , causing him to loose balance and fall off , loosing the match .

All three : He did it !!!

The crowd is on their feet as Rey's music hit . he gad won .

Robby : here is you winner .... Reeeey .... Mysterio !!!!!

Rey runs onto The top rope , and celebrates , as a disappointed Villano is seen walking to the back .

Jenny : what a hell of a rumble .

Both Kenny abd Excalibur : indeed .

Then out of nowhere -----

Kenny : oh shit .

Zac walks out with , clapping his hands . he stops , and cross his arms , as he chuckles a little .

Rey looks prepared to fight then out of nowhere -------

Jenny : destino ?!!!!!

Kenny : who the -------

Excalibur : it's not el destino !!!!

The person that the crowd , made start cheering . they knew exactly who this man was .

Jenny : that's ------

Kenny : no way !!

Excalibur : the rumors are true !!! Oliver Ace is here !!!

Oliver has a black hoodie on . he smirks as he stares down on the fallen Rey mysterio . then another man enters the ring , getting a even loader reaction .

Kenny : that's Kamitachi !!!!!!

Excalibur : what --- ?!!

Jenny : what a pre show jesus !!

Kamitachi gives the smile of a crazy man , and picks up Rey .

Excalibur : Time bomb !!

Kenny : and they have just laid out the mysterious king .

Jenny : oh my goodness ------ i can't believe their hear . then breno walks out , surprising the crowd . he claps Zac on his shoulder , and they walk down the ramp , and roll into the ring to join the newest signers . they each put their foot on Rey , and look at the crowd with sadistic smiles .

End of pre show .