new messages from
"the couple + the third wheel😗🙄😑"
open?
yes | no

jjungkookie
no need to worry hyung

jjungkookie
your boy is aokay

jjungkookie

parkthatjiminshi
ew why am I holding the plate like that

bookmonnie
it's just one night at the hotel right

bookmonnie
what's on the menu

jjungkookie
yes hyunggg dw about us we are big
boys now

jjungkookie
the flat will be set up by tomorrow

jjungkookie
meat and pasta

parkthatjiminshi
hobi hyung said he has enough free
time tomorrow to stop by and help us
with the unpacking🤩🤩

bookmonnie
he's an angel

jjungkookie
no

parkthatjiminshi
you made jk sad

bookmonnie
what? tf did I do

parkthatjiminshi
beats me

bookmonnie
koo what's up with you

parkthatjiminshi
maybe he's sad cuz we are in seoul😔

bookmonnie
jungkoooook

jjungkookie
im gonna go get something from the
vending machine.

bookmonnie
what—

bookmonnie
bun what did I say????

parkthatjiminshi
he left :( he got sad after you said

parkthatjiminshi
"he's an angel"

bookmonnie
I was talking about hobi he's helping
out so much and it's reassuring since I
cant be there

parkthatjiminshi
I'll ask him later but it's not personal
joonie you know that

parkthatjiminshi
don't stress about it

bookmonnie
mhm got it lmk

bookmonnie
you okay baby? don't sleep too late you
have a long day tomorrow

parkthatjiminshi
im good joonie🥺 I miss you already

bookmonnie
I'll visit any chance I get don't worry
about me either 💙💙

bookmonnie
you're gonna do so amazing there. you
deserve it jimin

jjungkookie
god can you both not be sappy as hell
in the gc??? it's just making it worse😀

parkthatjiminshi
hey you brat what happened to you

parkthatjiminshi
come back to the room

jjungkookie
hyung im sad don't brat me

bookmonnie
call you clown instead?

parkthatjiminshi
you bratty clown get your ass back here

jjungkookie
I cant even sulk in peace what the fuck

bookmonnie
maybe if you tell me what I did wrong

parkthatjiminshi
you didn't do anything wrong joonie

jjungkookie
taehyung called me angel

jjungkookie
now let me sulk in peace

parkthatjiminshi
ugh you dying flower stop sulking with
every word that reminds you of him

parkthatjiminshi
also stop knocking im not getting the
door you have a keycard

jjungkookie
hyung you suck

jjungkookie
you're supposed to open it and hug me
until I feel better

bookmonnie
this kid

parkthatjiminshi
jungkook use your damn keycard🙄

jjungkookie
I would like you to know that I am
pouting right now

bookmonnie
even I know minie doesn't give a
shit anymore

parkthatjiminshi
aww baby you know me so well🥺

jjungkookie
you assholes have been emotionally married
for like ten years so shut up

jjungkookie
HYUNG I CANT FIND MY KEYCARD PLS
OPEN THE DOOR

parkthatjiminshi
you're fucking kidding me

parkthatjiminshi
joonie im gonna ship him back to you

bookmonnie
hell no you keep him I don't want him

jjungkookie
YOU MFING BULLIES OPEN THE DOOR

jjungkookie
I JUST WANNA LAY IN BED AND CRY

bookmonnie
hey minie it's not too late to move back
and just leave him there

parkthatjiminshi
I'll consider it joonie

parkthatjiminshi
for now I'll let the idiot in or he will
marker my face up or some shit

jjungkookie
thanks for the idea hyung😍

bookmonnie
and im glad im not there for war jikook

jjungkookie
jikook???

bookmonnie
Jimin + jungkook = jikook

bookmonnie
I saw a fan use it

bookmonnie
theres minjoon, jikook, taekook

jjungkookie
why is it so HARD for you to not bring
him up

jjungkookie
do you want me to suffer????

bookmonnie
no ofc not bun☺️

bookmonnie
just don't use marker on minie's face

jjungkookie
he suggested it not me

parkthatjiminshi
I didn't suggest shit

parkthatjiminshi
now go sulk like you said you would

jjungkookie
I didn't even get a hi when I came in

parkthatjiminshi
why would I say hi every time you walk
in a room

jjungkookie
taehyung would

parkthatjiminshi
do I look like taehyung??

jjungkookie
no but your crusty ugly cracker ass wishes

bookmonnie

bookmonnie
okay I think you're a little high on sadness
kook go sleep or cry it out

jjungkookie
did you just meme me

bookmonnie
what about it??

bookmonnie
you gonna cry??

jjungkookie
fuck OFF

parkthatjiminshi
I will riot if I have to hear him cry all night

jjungkookie
jeez what happened to the jimin who was
hugging me and telling me to have a
sleepover with him

parkthatjiminshi
you killed him

jjungkookie
WHAT DID I DO???

parkthatjiminshi
you existed

parkthatjiminshi
now go to sleep and don't cry like a baby
who just took the fattest shit

bookmonnie
what did seoul air do to you two

bookmonnie
why are you texting when you're in the
same room together

jjungkookie
so you can hear my complaining duh

parkthatjiminshi
okay bedtime jeon

parkthatjiminshi
goodnight joonie💛

bookmonnie
night baby 💙💙 goodnight jk

jjungkookie
night

parkthatjiminshi
ugh fiNally some quiet

jjungkookie
taehyung called me angel :(

parkthatjiminshi
GO TO SLEEP.

—

some fun texting was LONG
overdue in this heavy book

I had fun with this but we going
back to the plot next chap :')

THANK YOU FOR 8K OMG
also almost at 1K votes and
that's INSANE.

love you all so much
—neeto💙