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The seven of them decided on settling down in Hoseok's bedroom to watch a romantic comedy after finishing off a small lunch that was prepared for all of the boys by his mother.

Their bodies were spread out in the dark room as the piece of film played on Hoseok's blinding television screen.

Yoongi and Jimin were currently spooning on the floor area beside the couch while Hoseok had his sock-covered feet tangled in Taehyung's as the younger was sat in the space between his thighs, with Jungkook having his legs slung over the laps of the lounging forms of Namjoon and Seokjin on the couch.

An overly-exaggerated sex scene was soon blaring through the speakers and Jimin cackled in amusement, "You know, I was just thinking and-"

"You need to stop thinking so much, Jimin, you're hurting my health and pissing me off at the same time," Jin suggested with a bit of a steely tone to his voice.

"I think that if he just did shit, though, he would have already put a whole fist up Yoongi's ass, and I really don't need to see that show broadcasted," Jungkook added wittily, biting at the juts of his knuckles to stifle the chuckle that was threatening to rip out of his throat.

Jimin creased his brow as he turned around to stare at the younger man splayed on the item of furniture intently, "And I probably would have already shoved my dick in your mouth because you never seem to shut the fuck up."

Jungkook snickered and sat up slightly, adjusting the position of his legs so they were straight against the couple's thighs, "I highly doubt that you're very much to take in."

"You know the truth, don't you, baby?" Jimin questioned after sending a cheeky wink towards Yoongi, the older boy blushing red under his heavy gaze.

Yoongi giggled nervously and looked down at the shag carpet in search of a response before glancing back up at a patiently waiting Jungkook, "H-He's really th-thick."

Jungkook hid his delighted chuckle with a throaty cough, "You sounded like you were hesitating for a moment there, Yoongi hyung, why is that so?"

"Why? Only because of his anticipation on what's coming for his tight ass later, of course." Jimin smiled down at the other male next to him, thumbing gently at the little dimple in Yoongi's chin with pure adoration before leaning forward and brushing his lips against his in a sweet kiss.

Jungkook rested his jaw on his hand as he raised an eyebrow, "Well, I have sufficed my mouth for both girth and length in dicks."

Seokjin glared down at his shoes, rubbing his temple with his fingers as an ashamed sigh erupted from his lips, "Oh god, help me and these dumbasses."

"Quite a few men have acclaimed that my mouth has rocked every single one of their worlds," Jungkook shook his head with a drawled out chortle that rested thick in the atmosphere of the four walls in Hoseok's bedroom.

"How many is a few, exactly?" Taehyung cracked a playful smile at the youngest boy before huddling more into the warm expanse of Hoseok's chest.

Jungkook copied his wide grin with the same amount of vigor and hummed thoughtfully, "You're one curious son of a bitch, I don't really know. I guess I never counted, but estimating that I gave my first blowjob around the beginning of middle school, the numbers are bound to have grown a lot since that historic day in my life."

"What the hell is with kids these days? I didn't suck anyone off until I was in my last year of high school," Seokjin scowled, a look of confusion wrinkling his prominent features.

"I don't know, but think about how Jimin must have been in his younger days," Jungkook pointed at the elder man accusingly, Jimin kicking him in response to the insult.

Jimin rolled his eyes and emitted a breathy chuckle, "You're right, though, I was playing doctor most of the hours I stayed at daycare."

Hoseok laughed at this truthful statement and massaged his fingers into Taehyung's shoulders softly, "That's not surprising for a backstabbing slut like you, Jimin."

"Says the person who has sex with my best friend like it's a drug fix," Jimin clicked his tongue and laughed at the foul expression on Hoseok's face. "You must have had fun when you were small, too."

Hoseok nodded admittedly and bit his lip for a moment, "I remember one time in first grade, I pulled my pants down in the cafeteria and my parents had to be called because I was asking other kids to touch my genitals."

"Just what the actual fuck?" Jungkook chuckled incredulously at what he just heard from the other man's mouth.

Jimin snickered along with Jungkook and burrowed his head in the dip of Yoongi's shoulder, "What did I tell you? A slut."

"I believe that we both have had adventurous childhoods, Jimin, and I don't really regret anything I did in mine," Hoseok smiled fondly at the memories of his youth flooding back into his mind.

Jimin nodded and smiled just as the same, "Me neither, Hoseokie, I had no worries when I was at that age, and here I am as a young man who has concerns about whether or not I'm going to be a major in law like my father and how I'm going to pay off the debts I'll accumulate in college."

Taehyung chuckled sadly and leaned forward to place a careful hand on Jimin's shoulder, "I know how you feel, it fucking sucks."

"You'll always have us, though," Namjoon giggled from the upholstery, showing off his dimples in the process.

"I actually don't know where I'd be if I didn't have you guys by my side going through this with me," Jimin smiled back at him, biting his lip in a way that made Jin grip Namjoon's knee a little tighter. "So, for that reason, I love you bastards."

Hoseok cooed loudly, throwing Taehyung out of his lap and dragging Jimin out of Yoongi's grasp to hug him close to his chest, "We love you too, Jiminie."

Seokjin chuckled at Jimin's shocked and wide eyes, tapping on Hoseok's shoulder, "Let the boy breathe, Hoseok."

The other man let Jimin go with a gasp and rubbed down his shoulders, "Oh, I'm sorry about that, shit."

Jimin smiled and patted Hoseok on the back as he went in for a much gentler hug, "It's fine, just don't try to squeeze me to death."

"I swear to all the heavenly beings out there, if you guys make me cry, I will throw a fucking punch," Jungkook worried his bottom lip between his front teeth and frowned.

Hoseok giggled before pulling Jungkook into the hug as well and petting a hand through his soft mop of hair, "You sure do talk a lot of nonsense, you know that?"

Jungkook nodded and slapped the hard plane of Hoseok's chest, "I know that, you ass."

"What were we gonna talk about again?" Jin queried once he had gotten up to retrieve a box of tissues to dab his eyes with.

They all thought back in silence for a while before Jimin perked up to answer, "Oh, yeah! I was going to mention during that scene in the movie about me and Hoseok's conversation last night."

Hoseok laughed as he remembered the night before, "I was joking around about how Jin hyung is so possessive towards Namjoon, and Jimin really likes to push his buttons at times. So I thought that you two would probably end up spit roasting Namjoon because of your rivalry."

Seokjin widened his eyes before pursing his lips and standing up to grab Hoseok by the arm, "And you'll probably end up getting punched in the face."

Jungkook snickered breathlessly and unfurled Jin's fingers that had suddenly found themselves in the collar of Hoseok's shirt, "Calm down, Jin hyung, he was just teasing you."

"I wasn't," Jimin chuckled deeply, laughing even louder when Jin got closer to him.

Seokjin raised his eyebrows as he looked down at the younger man with annoyance, "I don't think you should be laughing."

Jimin butted out his head a little more towards Jin as if in challenge, "Oh really? What are you gonna do about it?"

"Oh, you don't want to know what I'm gonna do about it," Seokjin smiled coldly at the boy before releasing him from his hold with a grunt.

"Hoseokie and Jimin weren't the only ones talking about it," Taehyung supplied with a cute pout that made Hoseok pinch his cheek briefly.

Jungkook nodded and bit his lip absentmindedly, "Even I was dragged into the damn conversation, I felt like I was in one of those cliche teenage dramas where all the girls start gossiping with each other about miscellaneous shit."

"That's it, I'm decreasing your payroll," Jin shook his head in disapproval at the younger's actions, crossing his arms in authority.

"But, hyung, I was just trying to get with the trend," Jungkook whined in defiance, sulking his shoulders as he spoke.

Namjoon furrowed his eyebrows together and frowned deeply, "And what is the trend? That I'm everyone's bitch?"

"Pretty much, yeah," Hoseok nodded solemnly, sighing softly as he wrapped an arm around Namjoon's waist.

"What were you guys talking about?" Namjoon asked after he groaned in frustration.

Yoongi frowned suddenly and cleared his throat a bit, "I didn't know we were talking about Joonie."

Jimin laughed lightly and thumbed at Yoongi's palm, "You passed out after like five minutes, and we didn't want to wake you up again."

"When did all of this bullshit occur?" Jin huffed, the look on his face written with displease all over.

"Right after I came over," Jungkook giggled loudly, scratching the back of his head.

Jin faked a giggle in sync with Jungkook's before muting his expression and licking his bottom lip, "Fuck it, go on."

Taehyung chuckled a bit before smirking at Namjoon playfully, "I hoped that you already knew this, but if you ever need a nice throne to perch yourself on top of, just know that I'm always available."

"I thought we were friends, Taehyung," Seokjin put on a hurt expression and clutched his heart.

Taehyung cackled in made up retaliation and licked his teeth, "Wow, you thought wrong on that."

Jin scowled for a moment before looking back into Taehyung's eyes, "So if you're a throne, what the hell am I?"

"I originally came up with the idea that you're hung like a horse," Jimin giggled before he shared knowing glances with Hoseok.

"I actually am, thank you very much," Jin pointed out bluntly, dragging Namjoon over to cling to his hip.

Hoseok nodded in acknowledgement and snickered slightly, "Exactly, so I ran with that thought, and I could easily imagine you as being the type to be like a wild stallion."

Jin smiled as bright as the sun's rays outside, "Hoseok, have I told you that I love you yet? Because using compliments like that are working on me."

"Wow, you look proud as fuck right now," Yoongi chuckled gently, coaxing a soft hand around Jimin's.

Jin laughed before kissing Namjoon's cheek, "And I feel proud as fuck right now. That made me feel all warm inside."

"We were also talking a little about what all of us in an orgy would be like," Jimin laughed, his eyes forming little slits that peeked out with a strong essence of mirth.

"Go fuck Yoongi or something, I don't care," Jin smiled happily as he kissed the back of Namjoon's hand repeatedly. "I feel so happy and relaxed, and nothing's going to change that at the moment."

"So, is this gonna be a part in your sex life from now on?" Hoseok chuckled at the giddy look Jin had on his face.

Jin brushed a hand through his hair from the sudden rush of endorphins, "I feel like it's going to be a lovely reminder that Namjoon goes to bed with a beast."

Namjoon giggled cutely behind his hand before intertwining his fingers with Jin's, "This is so nice to see you this happy, hyung."

Seokjin giggled softly beside Namjoon's ear as held him closer to his body, "Just you wait, I hope you bring a saddle because you're gonna need it, baby."

Namjoon gasped and hit his bicep, laughing amidst his shock, "Hyung!"

"You two need a room to smooth out all of this tension," Taehyung smirked, leaning his head on Hoseok's shoulder.

"With soundproofing, hopefully," Jungkook hummed a sound of agreement at the statement.

Jin held Namjoon's hand tighter than before and grinned, "Definite soundproofing."

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