If you can't be kind, at least be vague

Light travels faster then sound. This is why people seem bright until you hear them talk.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Before they invented golf balls,how did they measure hail?

If it is true that we are to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but when they ask for the Bathroom is, they don't point to their pants?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?

If things get any worse, I'll ask you to stop helping me.

(A/N Hey didn't want to offend any One and some of these are true. Bye snowmans and snowgals.
This is Elsa bye
Not my real name )