So hi guys well I want state this
THESE JOKES ARE NOT TO OFFENEND ANY ONE PLEASE OKAY
Please okay please okay so here is more liners also am only nine years old and a girl and got these all from a joke book I have
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The quarterback wanted to call his wife, but he couldn't find the receiver.

If your not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

If God had meant us to use the metric system, there would have been ten Aspostles.

Borrow money from pessimists. They don't except it back.

Do you know how to live a ripe old age?
Eat a meatball a day for a hundred years.

What to you call thirteen witches in a hot tub?
A self cleaning coven.

Two flies fly into the kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?
The one one the range.

Build a fire and he'll be warm for a day,but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

The main reason Santa is so jolly cause he knows where all the bad girls live.

My name is Pavlov. Ring a bell?

The trouble with being a leader today is that you can't be sure if people are following you or chasing you.

I'm a vegetarian and when I feel wild, I eat animals crackers. (True for me )

Incontinence Hotline...can you hold please?

As long as there are test, there will be prayer in public schools.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

The lottery is tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Be nice to your kids. There the ones who will choosing your nursing home.

A clear conscience is a sign of bad memory.