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Snapchat from deanambrose30

deanambrose30
| so what's your name beautiful?

dolce.amore17
| um im not telling u?

deanambrose30
| why not?

dolce.amore17
| because i dont know u??

deanambrose30

dolce.amore17
| am i supposed to know you?

deanambrose30
| i mean im ngl im the sexiest dude on monday night raw
| but that's nothing tbh, im kinda popular there 🥱

dolce.amore17
| am i supposed to be impressed

deanambrose30
| ..are u not?

dolce.amore17
| how did you even get my snap

deanambrose30
| my boy colby?

dolce.amore17
| colby wouldn't give my snap to random people

deanambrose30
| i know i snatched his phone bc i know he has bare bitches hitting him up on snap
| it's unfair man i want some pussy too

dolce.amore17
| you know there's huge chance of me actually being a 60 year old grandma right

deanambrose30
| i'd still smash ;)

dolce.amore17
| you are gross

deanambrose30
| the nastiest ;)
| so anyway...
|what's up?

dolce.amore17
| the sky

deanambrose30
| you know what else is up?
| my dick

dolce.amore17
| yea i don't have the time of day for this
| good bye

deanambrose30
| WAIT

dolce.amore17
| what

deanambrose30
| what's your name

dolce.amore17
| NO

deanambrose30
| that's kinda weird
| i already mentioned my dick you gotta tell me your name now

dolce.amore17
| no one told u to mention ur dick💀

deanambrose30
| my dick is kind of a big deal tho

dolce.amore17
| okay im gonna have to stop u right there😂
| i am not interested 
| go look for another bitch to fuck okay?

deanambrose30
| why not??
| i'm a lot of fun
| i swear im so funny
| i'll tell u a knock knock joke
| knock knock

dolce.amore17
| i already know what type of guy you are

deanambrose30
| I SAID KNOCK KNOCK

dolce.amore17
| and trust me, your type are the last type of men on my list that i would go for✋🏼
| so no thanks

deanambrose30
| dammit girl are u gonna say who's there or what

dolce.amore17
| okay fine
| who's there?

deanambrose30
| my dick
seen.