CHAPTER THIRTY SIX

LORENZOZURZOLO

♥ liked by valentinajolie, florencepugh, madelyncline and 2.6 million others

lorenzozurzolo surprised i didn't have to beg her to come this time 😼

👤 @valentinajolie

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valentinajolie how could i ever say no to chips and guacamole
↳ lorenzozurzolo wow so that's the only reason you agreed? 😞
↳ valentinajolie where there's food, there's me

username SHIP 😍 fuck drew and his musty ass rOoMiE
   ↳ jennysmith if you're obsessed just say that
   ↳ austinnorth shut up and take a bath stinky

madelyncline hurry up and get home! and don't eat too much
   ↳ valentinajolie wait why
↳ lorenzozurzolo yea why ^
↳ jonathandavis BECAUSE we're having a barbecue 🍖 yummy

oliviarodrigo was it bussin tho 🤔??
   ↳ madisonbailey liv we miss u come back
↳ oliviarodrigo i'll come visit as SOON as i'm done touring i swear!
↳ madelyncline yea u better missy

username she's trying so hard

madisonbailey i see u stole my bag but i'll give you a pass just this once

username jenny>you
   ↳ valentinajolie your mom>you

DREWSTARKEY

♥ liked by jennysmith, tomholland, obx and 592k thousand others

drewstarkey new little apartment with my roommate, the amazing @jennysmith

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jennysmith YOU'RE THE BEST
   ↳ drewstarkey no YOU
   ↳ austinnorth what the fuck

username drew definitely has a type
   ↳ madisonbailey toxic and manipulative yes 🙌🏼

jonathandavis L chain
   ↳ chasestokes L
   ↳ oliviarodrigo L
   ↳ madelyncline big L
   ↳ florencepugh L
   ↳ addisonrae W 🥰

username damn his likes really went down
   ↳ rudeth apparently so did his taste

tomholland nice place mate
   ↳ austinnorth now tom sweetie...

chasestokes enjoy it while it lasts ig but don't come running back to us when you need a place to stay
   ↳ jennysmith he won't because i'll never leave him, unlike you.

username wait a damn minute.. isn't that the watch drew gave valentina? someone confirm this NOW
   ↳ valentinajolie omg i didn't even notice. yes it looks just like mine and i have no idea how she got it
   ↳ madelyncline she either stole it or drew got her an exact replica
   ↳ jonathandavis pretty sure she stole it when she was here yesterday

oliviarodrigo what a dumbass

username cloud chaser 🥺

kendalljenner gorgeous !
↳ jennysmith OMG KENDALL IM SUCH A BIG FAN I LOVE YOU
↳ kendalljenner thanks!

AUSTINNORTH

♥ liked by valentinajolie, lorenzozurzolo, alexademie and 1.4 million others

austinnorth idk what's going on but team val 🤜🏼

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valentinajolie ily austin
↳ austinnorth i love myself too bestie

jonathandavis woah jumpscare 😟 put a tw next time
   ↳ rudeth fr i almost dropped my croissant man

username his hair doesn't like him
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username i'm team drew
   ↳ lorenzozurzolo no one asked
   ↳ username shut up rebound

florencepugh team val all the way 🤛🏼

username austin posts for the time in months, the earth is healing ❤️‍🩹
↳ austinnorth did you miss my sexy face?
↳ madisonbailey austin...

drewstarkey that's very childish of you
↳ madelyncline please don't act like the victim here because you're not.
↳ drewstarkey i'm not? i'm just saying what he's doing is immature that's all
↳ chasestokes @drewstarkey no, what you did was immature.
↳ drewstarkey whatever man

username everyone knows austin is secretly in love with valentina
   ↳ austinnorth deny deny deny

RUDETH

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rudeth i'm keeping your dog

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drewstarkey hey rudy i would really appreciate if you could return my dog. is it okay if i pick him up other today?
↳ rudeth no
↳ jennysmith give him back his dog
↳ valentinajolie @jennysmith he said no.

username just nod and smile y'all 😃

austinnorth why are you smelling that poor dog

dianarosedepp oh wow i'm not blocked here? anyways who's this jenny bitch i keep hearing about?
↳ username we miss u bae
↳ madisonbailey who's we ?

jonathandavis rudy sexc tho
   ↳ rudeth tell me something i don't know man
   ↳ jonathandavis you're a horrible cook

username no offense to the dog but that's ugly
↳ drewstarkey that's a horrible thing to say
↳ username cry about it

chasestokes he doesn't deserve it
↳ jonathandavis IT?! IT?!!

username you guys are mean 🥺 do it again

MADELYNCLINE

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madelyncline finally peace and quiet ✨

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florencepugh where's my invite woman!? i make the best meals ever btw
↳ valentinajolie i make the best meals EVAA
↳ florencepugh stop mocking my british accent !
↳ valentinajolie stop moCKEN MA BRI ISH ACCENT

username rudy looks like the dad grilling while drinking a beer and chase looks like the wife reading a magazine while drinking a margarita

austinnorth chase reading how to get away with murder
   ↳ chasestokes definitely not

username what about drew?
   ↳ madelyncline who?

rudeth cheers to peace ✌🏻
   ↳ valentinajolie no drinking for you today
   ↳ rudeth you can't stop me
   ↳ valentinajolie watch me rooster

jonathandavis props to @lorenzozurzolo grilling skills 🔥 the best i've had so far 👌🏻
↳ lorenzozurzolo aye man thanks 🙏🏻

username damn this group is really falling apart and it's all valentina's fault

chasestokes 2 less people living with us, i call that a win

JENNYSMITH

♥ liked by drewstarkey, kendalljenner, addisonrae and 262k thousand others

jennysmith you guys are so bitter. me and drew don't give a flying fuck what you guys think. calling yourself his "friends" yet talk shit about him the second he decides to leaves a toxic environment.

👤 @allyoufakebitches

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madisonbailey crickets

username i'm on your side bae
↳ jennysmith ty! we're the victims here 😞
↳ madelyncline she cannot be serious rn

austinnorth why'd you tag yourself?

username i don't know about you guys but i would drag that hoe

username where is diana when you need her

rudeth awe trash with trash 😍
↳ drewstarkey pretty sure that was you and lily, lmao didn't she cheat on you?

username that doesn't even look like drew
↳ jennysmith someone's in denial
↳ username yea ur mom
↳ jennysmith i find that so disrespectful.. my mom is dead.
   ↳ username sounds like a personal problem babes

dianarosedepp look bitch i don't know who you think you are, but you're really not the shit. you're a nobody so please spare yourself the embarrassment. haven't you heard? i'm the crazy bitch around here so trust me when i say this, you look stupid. get some help. no love - diana 🤍

jonathandavis not u playing the victim...anyways

username at least she's wearing a mask
↳ chasestokes bare minimum
↳ jennysmith @chasestokes who are you again? oh right a wannabe loser
↳ madelyncline @jennysmith funny how you say that because no one knew you before you started clout chasing

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i love drama and i hate drew rn