"Look...I'm not gay. Like at all. But I told my ex that I was because she's annoying as fuck, and then she told the entire school that I'm gay. So...can you help me out and pretend to be my boyfriend?"  Taehyung says while holding Jimin against a locker.

"Kim Taehyung?"

"Yeah...how did you know?" Jimin points to the wall behind Taehyung, where a sign says "KIM TAEHYUNG IS A FLAMING HOMO WHO LIKES IT IN THE ASS"

"Oh...well thats embarrassing. But I really need your help because she's crazy and if I don't get a boyfriend then she'll know that I'm lying and I'll have to be with her again."

"But I'm not gay." Jimin lies. He is in fact very gay. He also happens to have just a tiny crush on the younger boy.

"Well I'm not either. We just have to pretend."

"Alright fine." Jimin just honestly wants to spend time with him and this is his only chance.

"Really? Thanks man."

"No problem."

"So meet me at the library later ok Jimin?"

"Sure but how do you know my name?"

"Did you think I picked you at random? What's better than the nerd and the popular boy dating?"

"You're right." Jimin fakes a laugh while watching Taehyung walk away.