Living with the Presidents
8 AM....
Trump and Obama were at the table eating breakfast.
Bayley: I hope you like it? 😊
Trump: This is Dog Shit.
Bayley: 😞
Obama: Donald can you Try being a decent person?
Trump: Fuck you Obamna.
Obama: Bayley this Breakfast is delicious.
Bayley: Thank you 😊. So where's Biden?
Trump: He's Called "Sleepy Joe" For a reason.
Obama: He needs at least 13 Hours of sleep.
Dean spits out his drink.
Dean: 13 Fucking hours?!?!
Trump: That was my reaction too you Fucking idiot.
Roman and Charlotte Walk into the room.
Trump: oh look it's the Two Assholes who think they're better than everyone.
Roman: Fuck you pal. I'm the tribal cheif. I run all the shit.
Charlotte: So where are Sasha and Seth?
Sasha's Voice could be heard upstairs and.... Yeah it was pretty obvious what she and Seth were doing (Except to Bayley).
Trump: Christ Seth has to be a Mega Giga Chad.
Bayley: So how'd you guys do in school? 😊
Obama/Trump: Good/Shit
Joe: I lived with one of the cool kids who bullies me so...
Bayley: Aww I'm sorry.
Trump: All 3 of us blew up the Gym at the talent show.
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Dean: Lucky Bastards.
Charlotte: Dean, Where's Becky?
Dean: I TOLD YOU..... IT-A NEVER-A HAPPENED!!!!
Roman: What never happened?
Dean: I dunno actually. Anyway Becky's Still asleep.
Charlotte: She's still sleeping while we're forced to hear Sasha getting the Life Fucked out of her by Seth?
Trump: Whatever. Obamna, Let's go and Do some shopping.
The Store....
Trump: What the Fuck are these brands? Booty-Os? Angle Milk?
Obama: look just pick some stuff out and we'll go back to the-
Trump: Hey! Sleepy Joe we are not getting all that ice cream.
Biden: I need all this ice cream. It's the only thing that I can use to charge up my Biden Blast.
............
Trump: What?
Biden: The Biden Blast is a very dangerous Power of mine. Once executed with only 0.01% output, it will nuke the entire country......
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Obama: He's lost it.
Trump: You JUST figured that out?
Trump: End of Chapter. Make Sure to Follow MrAmbrose1 or I will build a Fucking Wall Around your house as Well. Thanks.
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