Being told off by Chanyeol is something Baekhyun won't ever take. No matter how wrong he was, he just won't have it.

"He started it, Chan and you know it!" Baekhyun snapped, huffing out a heavy breath

Chanyeol sighed, running his fingers through his dark hair, "Even so, you shouldn't have said that. You know how much Sehun's absence affects him"

Baekhyun rolled his eyes, "Fine! If that's the way you want it, Park Chanyeol" he spat his name like it was blasphemy or something of the sort. "You can go ahead and stay with your cousin. Love your cousin. Hell, fuck your cousin!"

Chanyeol gritted his teeth, hands balled into fists as he tried really hard not to yell at Baekhyun; he sure is snappy these days...well snappier.

It's only because he's pregnant! Chanyeol chanted in his head. Fuck, it's even worse now that he's pregnant.

Letting out a heavy sigh, Chanyeol released his balled fists and smiled, "Okay! You win! Case closed!"

Baekhyun's face immediately lit up and he flashed Chanyeol a very beautiful smile; a smile so enchanting and breathtaking. He walked ever so slowly over to Chanyeol and wrapped his arms around his neck, pressing a soft kiss to the exposed, milky skin. Chanyeol loved this about Baekhyun; he loved how he was the perfect height to give forehead kisses and Baekhyun the perfect height for neck kisses - it's a fascinating contrast and both of them loved it.

Baekhyun had quite the callipygian backside, Chanyeol finding it very hard to keep his hands to himself and so he squeezed it, emitting a shriek from Baekhyun and a light hit to his buff chess. It didn't hurt one bit but Chanyeol being the dramatic ass he is, winced in pain and dropped on the floor, talking as if he was losing his breath, making him sound like an old man ready to be taken away from the world.

Luhan sprinted into the kitchen, furrowing his eyebrows as he saw Chanyeol laying on the floor "What's going on here?" he asked, his eyes glistening from the tears he shed some minutes ago.

Chanyeol pointed weakly at Baekhyun, "Luhan, I'm glad you're here, but it's too bad that you missed the nefarious acts that Baekhyun pulled on me"

Luhan gritted his teeth, "What did that old hag do?"

Chanyeol immediately got up, obviously not wanting the two males to start biting each others head off again. "Um, I was just kidding, Lu" he chuckled nervously, "Now who's up for some soup?"

Both Baekhyun and Luhan scrunched their noses in disgust. "Go die," Luhan snapped with a roll of his eyes.

"What he said," Baekhyun agreed and left with Luhan out in the living room, leaving a very puzzled Chanyeol behind.

Must be the hormones. Chanyeol thought, walking into the living room and sitting on the couch opposite to them.

Luhan and Baekhyun were having a friendly conversation, laughing as if nothing happened between them. They are both very confusing.

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"So," Luhan piped up, after chewing on a pen, "What are you planning to name your kids if they are boys or girls or a mixture?"

Baekhyun tapped his index finger on his chin, lips jutted out as he thought about what to say, "Hmm..If they're both boys they will be called Taemin and Sungmin and if they're girls, we'll kill them"

Chanyeol choked on his water, "Why haven't I been told of this? I mean, you never consulted me with coming up with baby names. Baek, you are so unfair!"

Baekhyun slowly and gracefully showed him his slender middle finger, smiling a pulchritudinous smile at him. Luhan slapped his hand over his mouth to prevent himself from laughing loudly.

Chanyeol was very pissed, however - not at the fact that Baekhyun gave him the middle finger, but the fact that he hadn't contributed in naming their sons, if they were boys - and he got up, heading up the stairs with an upset expression on his face.

"Wait, Chan!" Baekhyun called after him but was ignored. He muttered an 'excuse me' to Luhan before he got up and headed up the stairs. Though he wanted to quickly reach Chanyeol, he slowly made his way up the stairs still stuck on his theory that any harsh movements can cause his babies to slip out of him just like that.

Finally reaching the door which Chanyeol have entered, Baekhyun opened it, not surprised that it was open and entered. There, he found Chanyeol slumping on his bed, his back looking more attractive to Baekhyun and he wanted to jump on him and - snap out of it, Baekhyun! He mentally cursed himself for wanting to such a thing in a crisis such as this.

Baekhyun sighed and made his way over to Chanyeol, small arms wrapping around broad shoulders and he whispered, "I'm sorry, Chan. I should've asked you first"

Chanyeol kissed the inside of Baekhyun's cubital fossa, humming in content as he did so.

"You know how important this is to me, Baek," Chanyeol started, "I've always wanted kids, maybe not now, but now that I- no, we are going to have kids, I wanted every moment to be special. I think it would be very nice if we both gave inputs about this"

Baekhyun smiled, "I'm sorry. To be fair, I didn't think those names through I just said them cause Luhan expected an answer"

"You could've said 'we haven't decided yet' instead of saying them and giving me the impression that you already thought of names without consulting me," Chanyeol stated, his gaze unwavering from Baekhyun as he smiled. "And what's with killing them if they were girls?"

Baekhyun laughed, "I was only kidding. No matter the gender, they'll always be our babies and not even that can change it, though I really didn't plan on having any girls"

Chanyeol pouted, "Why not?"

Baekhyun thought for a while, "Hmm, you know, you're right!" Chanyeol raised his eyebrows questioningly at him and he continued, "I could teach them all about eyeliners and boys and what to wear from what not to wear. Ooh, I could also teach them how to beat up any bitch who dare messes with them!"

Chanyeol laughed at his boyfriend's imagination, it being too cute for his own good.

"What?" Baekhyun questioned, not finding the joke of what he said

Chanyeol shook his head, "Come here!" He wriggled his index finger, gesturing for him to come closer to him. Baekhyun did so thoughtlessly, his lips now attached to Chanyeol's.

Chanyeol moved his hand slowly on Baekhyun's upper arm, caressing the smooth skin, emitting a muffled moan from Baekhyun. Baekhyun's legs were now pressed against Chanyeol's crotch, sneakily and purposefully rubbing it against his growing erection.

Chanyeol detached his lips, "See what you do to me?"

Baekhyun chuckled cutely, "What?"

He took Baekhyun's hands and traced it over his erection, "This!"

Baekhyun smirked and latched his lips on Chanyeol's, his tongue darting out the next second, licking Chanyeol's lips for entrance.

Before anything could go on any further, the door opened with a click, breaking the two boys from their intimate moment.

Chanyeol rolled his eyes, "Yura, get out!" 

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Cock blocking motherfucke-  shooting myself now bye