Third POV

It a peaceful day at the agency, no Mafia, no mission except for the paperwork.

That is until a little girl come out of nowhere, unconscious making them all alert.

"Where did she came from?" Kunikida asked making Dazai wiggle his eyebrows. "Where else do you think?" Dazai teased making Kunikida annoyed.

"That's not what I meant! You bandages squandering machine!" Kunikida exclaimed as he punched Dazai's head.

"So mean Kunikida-kun~" Dazai whined, they then heard a groan.

"She's waking up!" Atsushi exclaimed as they leaned close to the little girl.

"Papa, why is it so noisy?" The little girl questioned as she opened her eyes and meet with a younger faces of her aunts, uncles, and father.

"Goodu morning!" Dazai greeted with a smile.

"Ahh!!!!" The little girl screamed and fall the the floor with a thud. The little girl groaned from the fall, so Ranpo walked closer and offer her his hand to stand.

"Thank you." The little girl thanked and dusted her outfit and pat her pocket and feel that the key is still there, so she sighed in relief and look back at the agency members.

"I want you all to help me!" The little girl declared while pointing at the members.

"Woah, woah there little girl, you can't just appeared out of nowhere without introducing to us and declaring we are going to help you." Kunikida stated.

"Oh, but it says here..." The little girl pulled out a pocket book and opened it. "That you have to be straight to the point if you need anything." The little girl said while showing to Kunikida what is written in the pocket book making him surprised.

"What the?!" Kunikida exclaimed and look at Ranpo who was totally clueless. "What?" Ranpo asked.

"Why did you give this to the child?!" Kunikida questioned as all of the leaned closer to look.

If you need anything, you must say it straight to the point- Ranpo Edogawa.

"Eh? But I don't remember putting anything or writing anything at all!" Ranpo exclaimed in surprise with his eyes open.

"That's because you haven't write it. Yet." The little girl said and snatched her pocket book back.

"There's even written in here, that you can't do double suicide alone." The little girl stated making them look at Dazai.

"What? It's true!" Dazai exclaimed as he raised both his hands.

"Kunikida. Is she your secret love child or something?" Yosano asked taking Kunikida by surprise. "Wha-?!?! No!" He replied.

"No! No! No! No! No! Uncle Kunikida isn't my father!" The little girl stomped her feet, pouting after. "My name is Mia Osawa (L/n) Dazai!" The little girl revealed.

"HUH?!?!DAZAI?!?!" All of them exclaimed in shock at what she revealed.

"That's right! Dazai! Got a problem with that?! And also! I'm not a kid! I'm Fifty years old! Fifty!" The little girl said.

"FIFTY?!?! BUT YOU DIDN'T LOOK LIKE A FIFTY YEARS OLD AT ALL?!?!" They yelled in surprise.

The little girl just stuck out her tongue. "Deal with it!" She exclaimed.

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