Me:
What happened
Suck Jin?

Gave up already

Suck Jin:
No, and believe
me I won't rest 
until I found you,
sue you and fuck
you

Me:
pfft- bhahaha

Try your best 
Chaebol 

Suck Jin:
Oh I will

Me:
Since you hurt, scared
and offended me that
bad, shouldn't I punish
you?

Suck Jin:
That's my job

When I'll find
your broke ass

Me:
My friend once said
"Get out of your
imagination, it's not
good there."

Suck Jin:
Oh no that's
reality 

Me:
Meh-

Now tell me baby boy,
how should mommy 
punish you?

Should mommy tie you
up with cuffs and make you
moan and whine

just like mommy talked 
about

Damn- ngl that would
be hot if you don't look
like shit.

Suck Jin:
First of all eww,

Second, wait and watch
how I'll make you beg 
for me

Third, I'm worldwide 
handsome

Me:
And I'm Johnny Sins

Nice to meet you, ugly

Suck Jin:
I'll bare all your
nasty things but don't
you dare to say me ugly

Me:
Prove it 

Suck Jin:

Me:
Haha, I fell for
that

Suck Jin:
I'm not like you,
hormonal teenager.

Ik I'm handsome, and 
I don't need anybody's
opinion.

Me:
I'm not hormonal
teenager okay

Suck Jin:
Why behave like horny
teenager who is constantly
craving for dick?

Behave well, you still
studying? Or you don't 
study at all?

Me:
I'm still studying
...kinda

Suck Jin:
Then be a model citizen
of South Korea, don't make 
your country shame

Behave well, study hard and
pay tax, help the nation to grow
well unlike behaving like
a wench

Me:
Excuse me?

Suck Jin:

What? Ain't I, right?

You behaved like
a wench.

Me:
I do accept I was just
teasing you, annoying
you in a sexual way but
calling me prostitute
is really low and 
disrespectful of you.

Suck Jin:
So?

Me:
I didn't sell myself,
better get that thing
inside your crappy brain

Suck Jin:
I wouldn't have call
you that if your talks 
didn't revolve around 
one thing

Me:
We get to know
each other's existence
from that topic only!

And that's the way I'm

My mind always think
the double meaning in
simple talks!

Besides this, I hadn't
any topic to talk

And I like it when you
all got flustered and angry
that's why I kept pestering 
you

Suck Jin:
harassing*

And no need to cry

Me:
I'm not crying you fool

Suck Jin:
I imagine you crying,
I thought I hurt your poor
feeling by showing you
mirror.

Me:
*virtual slap*

Suck Jin:
What?

Me:
I virtually slapped you
on your face

Suck Jin:
Virtually? Is there any
kind of thing like that?

Me:
Like virtual hugs,
virtual kisses, virtual
segg

Suck Jin:
See see

Me:
Can't help

It is not my mistake
that segg is such a
versatile topic 

Suck Jin:
I can't believe this
is the future of our
nation

Me:
No need to flex, just 
because you're rich 

Suck Jin:
Can't help

Me being better than 
you in every aspect is
such a versatile topic

Me:
-_-

fuck yourself

Suck Jin:
How about I do
you?

Me:
Aren't you a bipolar
bitch?

One time saying eww
when I talk about fucking
you but at the same talking 
about doing me

Suck Jin:
Because you got
a nice face

Me:
Thanks?

Suck Jin:
But a nasty personality

And we don't see
personality in one time
fuck

Me:
You sometime
amaze me

Suck Jin:
I know I'm awesome

Me:
and sometimes disgust
me

Anyways, since you 
called me a wench
and hurt my non
existent feelings

I will stop been 
dirty minded with
you

Suck Jin:
Thank lord

For saving my mind
and eyes from bullshit

Me:
And I forgive you for
hurting my existent feeling
by pulling that hacking
stunt

Suck Jin:
Ms, you started all
this by doing a
prank call on me

I have every right
to sue you, and I will
once I will find your 
location

Me:
Keep trying

Btw, Are you rich?

Suck Jin:
Duh

Me:
How much?

Suck Jin:
I transfer one million wons in
your PayWon instead of
ten thousand won, you can 
guess how rich I'm.

Me:
Shoot, I forgot about
them, those are mine 
since they are in my 
account?

Suck Jin:
Of course, I felt
so fucking bad for
you that you only had
seventy thousand 
something in your bank 
account

Cherry on top, those were
the only saving you had. So 
give you some money.

After all, giving money to
poor is virtue

Me:
-_-

I hope I can slap
you, you're so fucking
rood

I was going to ask
something but no

Suck Jin:
rude*

illiterate 

Me:
But I don't give
a shit because these
kinda things no longer 
affect me. I have seen and
heard much worse 

Suck Jin:
From whom?

Me:
Nunya

Such Jin:
Whose name is it?

Me:
Nunya means none
of your damn business,
Jin

Suck Jin:
Oh, and you call
I'm rude.

In my defense,e I'm not
rude but pure blunt and
honest

Me:
Honestly won't lead you
anywhere.

Suck Jin:
I'm on top of the world,
where the road to success
ends

I'm at the peak

Me:
I hope you trip your
leg and fell and break
every bone in your body
☺

Suck Jin:
You're a psycho

Me:
Psycho but it okay

Suck Jin:
Oh, have you seen
that drama?

Me:
Kwejhewhqkwjbsbs

Yes! Have you?

Suck Jin:
Are you alright? 

Are you getting seizures?

Me:
-_- 

'jsjfuckuassholebjbi' is 
called keyboard smash 

where you type random
it is used when you are
too excited

Now answer my question

Suck Jin:
No, but my friends
were recommending me
watch it

Me:
oh

ANY OTHER SERIES 
YOU HAVE WATCHED IT?

Suck Jin:
Calm your ass

No, I don't waste my 
time

Me:
Tch, then don't watch
it?

Suck Jin:
Why?

Me:
Watch 'scarlet heart ryeo'

Start with basic dramas
first 

Suck Jin:
And why would I will
follow your orders

Me:
Just watch it, I swear
you'll love

It will be worth your time

Suck Jin:
First, tell, it not
too emotional right?
I've heard dramas make
you cry

Me:
Nope! Not at all

Suck Jin:
Then I'll consider
it

Me:
Okay then! Imma
head to sleep because
I have college

Bye motherfucker

See you, and also
tell me if you like
it or not. I've too many
recommendations

Suck Jin:
You bitch
Seen✔ 10:44 pm 

Come back and apologize!
Seen✔ 10:44 pm 

Don't leave me on read
Seen✔ 10:44 pm 

Psycho
Seen✔ 10:45 pm 

***

A/N

So how was it? I decided not to go too far in humor. 

Sunhee is pure evil, so she recommended Moon Lovers to Jin. Sheez, damn he is gonna cry a lot.

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