Jungthebigcock:
It has been a while since I
got any screen time in your
book

Mimmi:
Wtf Jungkook ‼️⁉️

Jungthebigcock:
I mean it has been really
long time since I last saw
or talked with Sunhee

I miss her yk

Mimmi:
It was just a week ago

Jungthecock:
Really?

Feels like a year and a
two months

Taethepussy:
That's very specific period
of time

Jungthecock:
Idk just feel like it

Me:
You're just being senti

Mimmi:
Oh look

Who decided to talk to us

You changed as soon as
you landed in Paris

You forgot us

Me:
Damn Jimin

Looks like someone didn't
get their cock suck this
morning

Jungthecock:
Actually-
Nevermind

Mimmi:
I'm not being sentimental

I expected you to call me
but you didn't, for a week

Didn't even messaged

Me:
I was busy

Mimmi:
Yeah, busy sucking cock

Jungthecock:
Uhh honey

Taepussy:
Girl security

Me:

I SUCKED NO COCK!

THOUGH I did fuck someone

Jungthecock:

Spill the tea sis

One night stand? Who? I need
every single deet.

Mimmi:
I'm angry

Buy I wanna know too

Taepussy:
She probably fucked Seokjin

Me:

Mimmi:
NO WAY

SERIOUSLY??

Taepussy:
Why are you surprised?
Didn't you see the sexual tension
between them?

Jungthecock:
Well of course I didn't

I never met Seokjin or saw
them both together

Taepussy:
Just for you I knowledge, Sunhee
looks at him like she's gonna
pounce on him like a wild cat, and
Seokjin, I'm pretty sure if it wasn't
for public image and public decency
he would have rip her clothes off and
would have fuck her right there, in front
of everyone in the Paris fashion week
show

The entire time he was looking at her
like she's the only thing he know

Moon:
That's some good observation, however
I wish you were as efficient in your job
as well Mr. Kim

Me:

WAHT THE FOCK IS HE DOING
HERE!??

Moon:
Didn't you add me in this group?

Me:

JUNGKOOK WHY DID YOU MSG
IN THIS GROUP?

Jungthecock:
Idk just felt like it

I love creating chaos

Taepussy:

NOOOOO KICK HIM OUT

KICK BOTH OF THEM OUT

Moon:
Kick me out of this group and I'll
kick you out of JinHit Entertainment

Permanently

Me:
YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO
SEE THIS!!

Mimmi:
GUYS

ARE WE IGNORING THE MOTHA
FUCKING ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM?

Sunhee fucked Seokjin?

Only staring at her for the entire show?

How? When? What?

SUNHEEE?? WHY IM MISSING SO MUCH

Jungthecock:
IKR

You have some major explaining to
do missy

Taepussy:
At this point I don't want to live anymore

Me:
Let's kick Seokjin out first

Moon:
I'm your boyfriend you can't kick me out
of this group

Mimmi:

WHAT THE FUCK

Jungthecock:
BOYFRIEND??

SAM SUNHEE HAS A BOYFRIEND

THAT'S ASLO KIM SEOKJIN?

Me:
Uhm surprise

Mimmi:
Oh lord, so much happened in a week

Jungthecock:
In 1 year, 2 months

Taepussy:
Ignore this weirdo

Mimmi:
Tell me EVERY single detail
🔪 Now 🔪 or I'm about to go
how you went on Taehyung when
you found he was dating Hayoon

Jungthecock:
My bestfriend dating top model
was enough shock for me, that
I get to know my other friend is
dating Korea's richest and most
eligible bachelor

What is happening? And why it
is not happening with me?

Me:
KOREA'S RICHEST?

Taepussy:
Girl, he drives Lamborghini. Is
CEO of one of the biggest modelling
agency and fashion brand.

Jungthecock:
I heard someone that he's networth
is 700 million wons

Me:
SEVEN HUNDRED mILLION WONS?

Moon:
That's wrong data

It's not 100 million wons

It's 7 billion dollars, if we see my
company shares, my shares in
other leading companies in both
Korea and outside Korea. Investments
in properties, stocks, crypto currency
and all.

Jungthecock:

Me:

Mimmi:

Taepussy:
And here I'm working my ass off to
get 3 million won per month

Mimmi:
Be grateful bitch

Moon:
Whatever Jimin said

Mimmi:
At least you're getting 3 million won

I'm getting only 350 thousand per
month

IN THIS ECONOMY

Jungthecock:
I earn pretty much good from
gaming 😎

Me:
I earned 100k wons from my first
shoot

Is that a good pay?

Mimmi:
You literally get paid double of what
fresher models get paid for

Taepussy:
Some didn't even get paid lol

Jungthecock:
Least per hour sal is 20k wons
How many hours you work?

Me:
I worked for like 4 hours

Mimmi:
Damnn

That's what you got JinHit power

Fuck everything in coming to JinHit
after graduation

Jungthecock:
Us 🤝

Idm the boss as long as
I'm under Korea's best modelling
agency

Moon:
We'll see

Let's say it will be hard, only
for you Jungkook

Jimin is very much welcome,
send your portfolio to JinHit
Jimin

But don't think you'll get any
special treatment you get same
treatment as others

Jungthecock:

Mimmi:
Treatment like Sunhee?

Moon:
Know your limits

Mimmi:
Okay :(

Taepussy:
Do you think I should
leave the job of photographer
and become a model?

Me:
YESSSSS 💳💥💳💥💳💥

IMAGINE THAT FACE AND
BODY ON RUNWAY YUMM

TAKE MY ADVICE AND
SHOOT YOUR SHOT!!

Moon:
Mr. Kim, let's have a meeting
once we reach to Korea.

Taepussy:
WTF SUNHEE SHUT UP

Me:
What?

Jungthecock:
Someone is possesive

Mimmi:
And jealous too

Mindful of what you speak

Moon:
I'm not jealous

Me:
🙄

And I'm Anita Maxx Wynn

Mimmi:
LMAOOOO

Taepussy:
I LUAGHED SO HARD I FALL ON
MY ASS!!

LAUGHED*

Jungthecock:
SKSKSJKWKWWIKS

BI5CHHH

Moon:
What's so funny?

I didn't get it?

Mimmi:
Nothing

Jungthecock:
Reminds me, did y'all see
Anita's Maxx Wyner?

It's getting so viral on X

Moon:
What's that?

Me:
OMG I SAW THAT LORD

BRO WAS TRYING TO BE
HELICOPTER SO BAD

Taepussy:
That's your concern?

That man should stay away
from woman because he's
walking cause of ER trip

Mimmi:
Bitch please, he's not that big

Jungthecock:
BRO WTF HE'S BIG

Me:
I'm with Jimin

He's not thaaat big

I've seen bigger

Moon:
What? What you guys
talking about?

Taepussy:
What who have you seen?

Me:
I'm not telling that

No tmi!

Moon:
WHAT YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT??

Mimmi:
Nothing important

Taepussy:
Yeah, nothing important

Jungthecock:
Just random internet trend

Me:
Which might be too boring
for you

Moon:
It's okay, I wanna know so
I can talk about it with you

Mimmi:
...

Taepussy:
Ehm

Me:
Believe me, you won't like it

Jungthecock:
It's about ghost

Moon:
Then I rather not talk about
it

Me:
I feel bad for him

Taepussy:
I don't

He deserves it

Moon:
Who deserves what?

I DONT GET THE CONTEXT.
IT IS VAGUE AND CONFUSING

Mimmi:
Let's not talk about topics Seokjin
is not aware of

Jungthecock:
Let's talk about how Sunhee and
Seokjin ended up together

When did the tension started?
And when did it turned into this?

Moon:
I'll suggest you rather worry
about how will you cope up
working under me

Me:
Hmm

I don't realized when the tension
started, I'm pretty sure it was the
day I threw my shoes on him

Mimmi:
And you're still alive?

Jungthecock:
Damn

That's special treatment

Moon:
I'm pretty pissed off

Me:
He told me he'll sue me and will
send team of lawyer for all the
harrasment

Mimmi:
LMAOOOOLOL

How romantic

Taepussy:
Honestly I would have done
same to someone who called
my dick small and cute

Moon:
YOU TOLD THEM?

Me:
I tell everything 🤷

Moon:
I can see that

Mimmi:
He sounds angry

Moon:
I'm angry

Me:
I can suck that anger out
if you want me to

Moon:
What?

Taepussy:
(⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

Mimmi:
I love Sunhee

Jungthecock:
It funny how it is easy
to calm a man

Made me fucking speechless

I live for this

Mimmi:
Same

For moments like this, I don't
mind being a side character
with th least screen time

Jungthecock:
Ikr

But damn man I need
my book asap

My hot looks are too expensive
to be a side character

Mimmi:
Yeah same

What character do you think I would
play if I was a main character

Taepussy:
Hmm

Definitely a raging
psychopath with mommy
issues who has thing for blood
kink and primal play (and virgins)

Jungthecock:
For me, I think Jimin can
be either a mean cunty highschool
senior or a single dilf daddy with
2 kids.

There is nothing in between

What about me?

Mimmi:
Hmm

A mafia don with manipulative
tendencies

Taepussy:
Bunny hybrid who loves to get
his ass railed by a snake hybrid
(Who happens to have 2 cocks)

Moon:
What the actual fuck Taehyung

Mimmi:
Oh you're here

I thought you were getting your D
suck

Moon:
It's lunch break here, I'm in a restaurant

Was trying to enjoy my peaceful lunch

Me:
I'm hungry too :(

Moon:
It's pretty late why didn't you had
your lunch?

Mimmi:
I love being 3rd wheel

Jungthecock:
Same, I love being 4th feel

Taepussy:
I don't like being the 5th wheel

Me:
It's okay, I'm ordering food rn

Moon:
Order something good

Me:
Wanna go out?

Taepussy:
Meet me in lobby in 5?

Me:
Okayy

Moon:
Mr. Kim

Taepussy:
Yes sir

Moon:
Take care of her

Me:
...

I LITERALLY HAVE 2 BODYGUARD
FOLLOWING ME AROUND

Mimmi:
Sometimes I wish I was Sunhee

Jungthecock:
We all want that Jimin

It's okay, if you like I can treat you
like Sunhee

Mimmi:
But I top.

Moon:
EXCUSE ME?

Jungthecock:
I MEAN I CAN GIVE YOU PRINCESS
TREATMENT

Moon:
Mr. Jungkook and Mr. Kim, I'll see
you soon

Jungthecock:
NOOOOOO

Me:
DONT THREATEN MY FRIENDS!!

THEY ARE MY BABIES

DO SCARE THEM

Moon:
They are NOT your babies

Me:
They are.

Moon:
Okay.

Me:
That mean no more threatening
my bestfriends

Moon:
Okay

Me:
Good!

Mimmi:
Mother Sunhee we stan

Jungthecock:
Hail mother

Taepussy:
Mother for rescue

Me:
So let's gooooo

I'm ready!

Taepussy:
So am I!

Me:
We need to buy sovereign
for jikook

Jungthecock:
Oh oh! I need a LV bag

Mimmi:
I need a beautiful serpenti

Me:
You're getting a box of macarons
and an Eiffel Tower keychain

Mimmi:
:(

Whatever

I need to go and complete my
assignments

Our final assessments are gonna
start soon

Me:
Oh yeah

I've so much pending

Taepussy:
Same

Jungthecock:
Can't wait to graduate tho

Me:
And leave this shithole

Anyways

Bye Mimmi

Mimmi:
Bye

Enjoy your time!

Jungthecock:
Take care

***

I smiled as I close the app, but my eyebrows creased when I saw a private message. From my boyfriend.

***

A/N

I'm going to major Prank Call writer block. Idk what to write but I did, and the outcome was this.

Did I like this chapter? NO. Was it easy to write? NO.

Idk please bare with me.

I've also written next part, just a little bit left to write so let's see when I'll update. I was going to do double update but it will only delay so decided to update this.

Sorry if it is disappointing. I'm trying my best.

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