Me:
Good morning!

Good morning?

Where are you?

Sleeping?

Whiney:
Who sleeps at 8 in the
morning?

Me:
The majority do, I do

Whiney:
That's why you're
unemployed 

Me:
-_- 

Whiney:
Anyways

What do you want?

Wait— why I am asking

You'll probably ask 
something dirty 

Better block you

Me:
Actually, I wanna
share something

Whiney:
Better worth listening

I'm very busy

Me:
So I read this joke
at Wattpad

A girl went home happy, 
telling her mother about 
how she earned $20 by 
climbing a tree. Her mom 
responded, "Maria, they 
just wanted to see your
panties!" Maria replied, 
"See Mom, I  was smart, 
so I took them off!

Whiney:
.....

Me:
Hahahhahhahah

Ain't it funny!?

Whiney:
Your needle is stuck at 
this kind of thing?

Here you look like a 
virgin

And it is not funny at all

Me:
I'm not virgin

Whiney:
I'm currently in a business
the meeting, an argument 
was going on and suddenly 
I laughed earning everyone's 
stare

Lol no

Me:
=_=

Fake chaebol your boss
will beat your ass

Whiney:
How many times do I've
to tell you that, I'm the boss

Me:
Then you might be a guy
in the 50s or maybe 60s?

Whiney:
Eww no! I'm in my late 20s

Me:
Great, I'm in my early

Now let's have segg

Whiney:
Segg what?

Me:
Segg yk 

👌👈

Whiney:
I opt to hear another
joke

Me:
Well, your wish is
my command

Why did I get divorced? 
Well, last week was my 
birthday. My wife didn't 
wish me a happy birthday. 
My parents forgot and so 
did my kids. I went to work 
and even my colleagues 
didn't wish me a happy 
birthday. As I entered my 
office, my secretary said, 
"Happy birthday, boss!" I 
felt so special. She asked 
me out for lunch. After
lunch, she invited me to
her apartment. We went
there and she said,  "Do
you mind if I go into the 
bedroom for a minute?" 
"Okay," I said. She came 
out 5 minutes later with a 
birthday cake, my wife, 
my parents, my kids, my 
friends, & my colleagues 
are all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" 
while I was waiting on the
sofa... naked.

Whiney:
Meh

I've heard this

You can do better

Me:
If I can make you laugh 
again you need to pay me 
10000 wons

Whiney:
Alright, bring it on

Me:
A few months after his 
parents were divorced, 
little Johnny passed by 
his mom's bedroom and 
saw her rubbing her body 
and moaning, "I need a 
man, I need a man!" 
Over the next couple 
of months, he saw her 
doing this several times. 
One day, he came home 
from school and heard 
her moaning. When he 
peeked into her bedroom, 
he saw a man on top of her. 
Little Johnny ran into his 
room, took off his clothes, 
threw himself on his bed, 
started stroking himself, 
and moaned, "Ohh, I need 
a bike! I need a bike!"

Whiney:
Tch! Poor boy

People should not do this
kinda things around 
children

Look how you came out

Me:
I'm not here to get roasted 
but anything for 10000 wons

Little Sally came home from 
school with a smile on her 
face, and told her mother, 
"Frankie Brown showed me 
his weenie today at the play-
ground!" Before the mother 
raise a concern, Sally went 
on to say, "It reminded me 
of a peanut." Relaxing with 
a hidden smile, Sally's mom 
asked, "Really small, was it?" 
Sally replied, "No, salty." Mom 
fainted.

Whiney:
I wouldn't lie here

I smiled so yeah

Me:
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." 
"Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." 
"Let me put it in slowly." 
"It still hurts." "Okay, let's 
try another shoe size."
Seen 9:02 am ✔

Me:
Ello?

What happened?

Dies while laughing?

Actually me too

Whiney:
Your PayWon?

Me:
Eh?

Huh!?

How could you laugh
on such a petty joke?

Whiney:
I technically didn't laugh
at your joke but on my
thinking

Me:
It is on this number only
Seen 9:38 am ✔

Jin has successfully sent you 1000000 (one million) wons 

My eyes widen as I saw the amount he has sent to me.

Holy fuck

He is really rich ass, gosh—

Whiney:
Sam Sunhee huh?

Me:
How did you know?

Whiney:
It's PayWon name
dummy

Me:
Oh yeah

Hehehehe

Whiney:
You look pretty good
and stable 

Totally different from
your behavior

Me:
I knew I shouldn't 
kept my photo on this

Why yours is black!?

That's not fair Djinn

Whiney:
Wtf?

My name is Jin not
Djjin! 

Me:
Oh, sorry

Whiney:
You better be!

Aish, sorry sounds
so much better from 
you

Me:
Sadist much?

Whiney:
Do you have any idea
I've found out every 
information about 

Me:
How?

Whiney:
I hired expert white
hacker

Now I knew everything 
about you Sam, I even 
knew your name way 
before I got your PayWon

Me:
*gulps*

You're going to
sue me right?

Whiney:
Yes, you're going
to pay the price of your
shitty prank call

Me:
Look sir Jin, 

I sincerely apologized
for my behavior, I knew 
it was highly unexpected
for a respectable person
like you yet I took you as 
a joke. 

I'm sorry 

Whiney:
Nah, not good efforts

Get ready to pay
approx 15 million 

Me:
15 million!!! Last
time it was 10!

Whiney:
You lied. 

You still live there.

During the time you
were chatting with me,
sending those lame
disgusting jokes, he was
tracking you

I even know that you were 
copy and paste jokes from 
random sites

Me:
You're scaring me

Who are you?

You changed Whiney to Motherfucker

Motherfucker:
Fake Chaebol ☺

Me:
Please

Motherfucker:
Didn't I say you'll
pay for this

You have successfully sent 1782000 wons to Jin 

My eyes widen as I saw this message which just popped on my screen, I gasped. My whole bank account was empty now, did he hack that!? 

Me:
You! How could you!

Fuck! Give me back my
money!

Whiney:
You just had 782000
wons in your bank account

Me:
Jin sir, that was my entire
saving

Return to me

Please

Whiney:
I see the tables have
turned

I will pay you 1000 wons for
one pussy pic, and 2000 wons full
mirror nude and if you sext
I will give you 1000 wons for five
minutes ☺ 

God I have become dirty
minded, in just two days

Me:
Are you kidding with
me RN!?

Motherfucker:
No ☺

Me:
Wait and watch, I'll file
complain against you

Motherfucker:
I've screenshots, 

I can easily sue you,
which I'm going to
do RN

Expect a team of lawyer
at your house at any time
Sunhee

Me:
Don't type my name from
your disgusting hands

Motherfucker:
Behave Sunhee, you're
under my mercy

I'm laughing RN

Me:
I wish I can kick your dick

Motherfucker:
Thinking how are you
going to pay me

No, you can't

Me:
Yeah me too

It wasn't a lie, I was really laughing as well as crying at my condition, I wiped my tears and took a deep breath, and tried to calm down my heart which was pounding in my ribcage.

Me:
You and I both know
that I can't pay that much
amount 

Motherfucker: 
Uh-huh

Me:
So how about we do
something settling?

Motherfucker:
Like what?

Me:
Whatever you want

Motherfucker:
Whatever?

Me:
Yeah, which is under
my capability
Seen 10:43 am ✔

Jin has successful sent you 1800000 wons

Me:
What?

Motherfucker:
You see, I'm feeling
pity on you

So yeah, I decided to just
leave you for now

Me:
Thank you

Thank you very much, sir

Motherfucker:
I would be glad if you can 
change contact number as
well

Me:
Sure uh wait a min

You changed Motherfucker to Sir Jin

Sir Jin:
Very well

Me:
Now what am I suppose
to do?

Sir Jin:
Nothing, I'll do everything

You just wait and pray

Me:
You're still suing me

Sir Jin:
Depends 

Me:
Okay

Sir Jin:
And yeah one more
thing

Me:
Yes sir

Sir Jin:
Don't even dare to
block me, I know your 
house address and 
everything

So if you don't want a 
lawyer team, better neither 
ignore me nor block me

Me:
Sure sir

Sir Jin:
And message me right
away

Me:
Okay 

Sir Jin:
Okay, what?

Me:
Okay sir

Sir Jin:
Good

I'll be leaving as I have
a meeting

A real one this time

Goodbye

Have a good day
ahead

Which I highly doubt

Also

This is what I meant
when I said I will
find you and will fuck
the brains out of you

But after seeing you,
it might have the real 
meaning too

My intentions might
change

Me:
Huh, what?

What are you saying?

Are you in your right
fucking state of mind

Didn't you just tool soul
out of my body and now
you're telling me you'll
fuck me in future

Suck your tits

Sir Jin:
Behave Sunhee

I can ruin you, bring
you are on the streets in a snap

And we surely don't want
that right? 

It would be a waste right 
for a pretty face and body?

Right?

Me:
Right

Sir Jin:
Good

Bye Sunhee-ah~

***

A/N

No matter how much I try, I can't see Jin imagine Jin as a good character, I can always imagine him as evil. Because he gives daddy aura, major daddy aura. 

Istg I didn't think it will come out like this but I love the outcome, but now I dunno what I am going to do next

The table has turned~

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