Me:
Let's have some fun, 
this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on 
your disco stick
Don't think too much, 
just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on 
your disco stick

Moon:
...

Kinda out of the blue
but, I don't mind.

Me:
Lmao

Bold of you to assume 
I wanna insert your magical
wand in my magical hole- 🙃

Moon:
Can you not call it by 
weird names- I can't help
but imagine Harry Potter. 

Me:
Dickify vajajallegra

Moon:

Only if you had use
your brain in studies.

Me:
Lmao Yoongi meme

It reminds me-

You delulu bitch, I wasn't 
talking about you, I was talking
about Yoongi daddy. Just look 
at him.

I would let him fuck my
throat and will still thank 
him even though I know I 
won't be able to talk because
this little meow meow is actually
little rawr rawr in bed he's a beast
with beast dick which will bruise
the back of my mouth.

Moon:

Wtf

First- wasn't your 'daddy'
was hoseok, why Yoongi now?

Second, why in my dms
go in Yoongi's dms

Third- damn your sexual
fantasies. You're freaky

Touch these

Me:
First, my daddy keep changing,
But still, Hoseok is my superior
daddy.

Second, I don't wanna spam 
my busy idol. It's disrespectful
to send him messages like this.
Even though when I was baby suga
I sent him some inappropriate msg 
But as I grew up I realize I should
not do this and respect my
idols so here I'm. 

Third, no thank you.

Moon:
Wow-

I'm 3x busier than Yoongi.

You wanna 'respect' your
idol but at the same time you're
having such immense fantasy for
him. 

Wow, I'm changing your name
to hypocrite. 

Me:
It's not about you.
(I shamelessly ignore the
the second message)

Moon:

Me:
Hey- you're using
too many Yoongi memes.

Are you gay for Yoongi
Boongi? 

Moon:
WTF WHY DO YOU ALWAYS 
QUESTION FOR MY SEXUALITY!?
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OTHER
WORK TO DO?

Me:
Of course, I have other
works to do.

One of them is you

Moon:
SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE ACTUAL 
FUCK IS WRONG WITH 
YOU WOMAN?

Me:
✨Everything✨

Moon:
I'm aware of that
universal fact

Me:
AnyGAYS how's life?

Moon:
Just like you

Me:
Just like me? You mean
beautiful, sexy, and amazing

Moon:
No, easy

Me:

You did not-

Moon:
I did

Me:
LMAO WTF

From where are you getting
these memes

You're stupid crack CEO, you're
serious and you aren't supposed to
send memes to me- at least that's
what I read is the latest Yoongi 
fanfic...

Moon:
I just search Yoongi memes
on google and there are 5 million+
images

That's what google says

Imagine seeing memes
of your best friend and then
laughing your ass, literally. 
I swear, I'm not screenshotting
and planning to embarrass him
Not Send

Imagine seeing memes of a guy
you've personally meet 

WTF is fanfic?

Me:
Ikr- Suga fandom is something
else.

Hope fandom has all sunshine,
Moonie fandom has all genius
but Suga fandom has all dorks.

I'm all three ✋😩

You wanna know what's
Fanfic 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Moon:
Yes, I'm aware of the fact
that Yoongi's fans are all...
very funny people

Why the fuck are smirking
so much-

Me:
fiction is written by a fan of, 
and featuring characters from, 
a particular TV series, film, person
or whatever

Moon:
Basically books.

You read books?

Wow, I'm impressed.

Me:
They are not simple books.

They are portals to other worlds,
filled with a vast majority of genres.
Filled with stomach-fluttering fluff,
eye-bawling heartbreak, and angst.
Coochie dancing smuts to eye smiling
ending. Fanfiction has everything.
They have Hoseok in shining armor,
Yoongi with a crown and Namjoon
in a gown. A perfect love triangle
between a ruthless alpha king, a
perfect beta worrier, and an omega
princess. We have feeble Y/N 
who somehow found herself 
in Namjoon, a notorious Mafia boss'
clutches. Now what does she do, 
she has a sweet CEO fiancè 
Hoseok she is determined to 
get out of this mafia hole but she 
falls for Namjoon's cat hybrid Yoongi. 
A perfect foursome smut love story 
between a Mafia boss, a CEO, a cat 
hybrid, and a not-so-innocent bubbly 
and happy girl named Y/N. We have 
a malicious woman named Kim Hayoon, 
and her equally malicious husband 
male Y/N, and their journey
to find bad romance. We have psycho
Hoseok somehow fell for his
victim Y/N and now Y/N is her only 
obsession besides blood. We have a 
sweet fluff love story between two 
high school lovers, Namjoon and Y/N. 
We have grumpy CEO Yoongi who
somehow ends up messaging sexiest
camgirl Y/N. We have everything one
can desire.
Seen✔ 3:27 am 

You their gin? 

Jin? 

Jinnie?

Moon? 

Moonjin? 

Wtf are you?

Moon:
Wtf have I read-

Me:
Imagination has no 
boundary. 

Believe me, with imagination
you can feel like you're getting
railed but in reality, you're just
watching Steven Wolfe doing his
job. 

Moon: 
My eyes and mind need
holy water. 

Wtf- you're telling me that
some people write these, about
their idols?

Me:
Yes, but in an alternate universe. 
Where idols are not idols but
some other people.

Moon:
OF COURSE! CAN YOU IMAGINE
THIS UNIVERSE NAMJOON WEARING
A GOWN AND BEING AN OMEGA!! 

WHAT ABOUT THEIR GFs?
Not Send

Me:
👉👈

Yes. 

Moon:
BUT HE'S A MAFIA BOSS-

Me:
That's another universe.

Moon:
WTF

HOW DO PEOPLE COME UP TO 
THESE!?

NAMJOON A PRINCESS!? YOONGI
A KING & HOBI A KNIGHT!!?? CAT 
HYBRID!? WTF!!? MAFIA BOSS! CEO!?
PSYCHOPATH, HIGH SCHOOLERS! 
GRUPY CEO WTF- IM LOSING MY
SHIT. 

Me:
You should read sex classroom.

You would piss your pants.

It's a nice smutty story about a sex
teacher Yoongi and his students
named Namjoon and Hoseok. Where
Namjoon is a dom who hates Yoongi
but ends up falling for him at the same 
time he falls for Hoseok. Yoongi's ex. 
That's not the only thing though... 

Moon:
And on top, you read those books.
There God knows how many people
who reads/writes that? 

No thanks. I would rather die
then reading about my best friends
fucking each other.
Not Send.

Me:
Yes, fanfic is kinda bad but it's
an important part of kpop. 

Moon:
Do they know you guys 
read/wrote this?

Me:
Idk about this but Hoseok 
once mentioned about ff on ulive.
He said he knows about them, he
said he's okay with them.

We all were so shock 

Dunno about shipping... But for us
fandom tries hard to not reveal 
shipping books so idols don't feel
uncomfortable. 

Moon:
Wow

What's shipping?

Me:
Dumb fuck

Shipping is the desire of followers 
or fandom for two or more people either real-life people or fictional characters 
(in film, literature, television series, etc.)
to be in a romantic and/or sexual 
relationship.

So when you see two people who
look cute and you wish them to be
in a relationship. It's called shipping.

We do shipping for fun okay.
Nothing sirius black.

Moon:
So you don't mine your idols
dating each other or dating men?

Me:
Nope! I won't mind 

I would die to see namgi 
in rl!

Moon:
Namgi?

Me:
When you ship two people,
you make a name for a ship. It's
generally, a mix of that two ppls
name.

For example...

Hoseok + Yoongi = Sope
Yoongi + Namjoon = Namgi
Jungkook + Taehyung = Taekook
Jimin + Taehyung = Vmin 
Jimin + Jungkook = Jikook
Jimin + Yoongi = Yoonmin

Moon:
Seokjin + Sunhee = Jinhee
Not Send

Wow- you even ship 
your friends.

Me:
Lmao yes. But in a brotherly 
way

Moon:
Yeah, I've seen that-

Me:
Lmao

Moon:
I've been enough 
traumatized for today

Me:
Wait, the best is yet to cum.

You should read this Yoongi 
fanfic. It's amazing! It's a book
about where Yoongi is a cat hybrid
and Y/N is a vampire witch who 
wants a cat hybrid for her potion
of internal power but end up 
being the mommy of two cat 
vampire hybrids.

Moon:
Read a book about my
best friend whom I see on 
a daily basis? In work 
and out of work? Thank you
but no
Not Send

Me:
I can send you male
Y/N ff of Kim Hayoon.

You can read on the shitpad.
It's a story about world-famous 
model Kim Hayoon and her boss
Kim Y/N. They hate each other but
the twist is they are secretly
married. It's a happy ending, in the
end, they both fell in love and have
a baby named Kim Namjoon. 

Moon:
BITCH DON'T TEST MY 
FUCKING PATIENCE!! 
Not Send

WHY THE FUCK IT'S MY LIFE-
WHAT THE FUCK- BUT THERE IS
NOT ANY CHANCE I WILL FALL 
FOR THAT BITCH EWWW fuck 
kill me rn
Not Send

Have a kid named Kim Namjoon?
wtf!? Humans are crazy!!
Not Send

If I'm correct Y/N stands for Y/N.
So basically I will read myself 
with Hayoon. Wtf. It's like reading
my autobiography but it's written
by a fan of Hayoon. Eww, wtf. No.
never. I can't, somebody, save me.
Not Send.

No. Thank you.

Me:
Lmao, you were gone for a 
minute

Why so crack ass? Don't use
periods, they are scary.

I'm sending you the link anyways

Moon:
Wtf no!
Not Send

How was your day?

You had a seminar, how does it
go? My seminar was amazing

Me:
OMG!!!

JIN JIN JIN

Moon:
Yes?

Me:
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU 
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!

Moon:
Even if you didn't 
I know. I was there
Not Send 

What? What happened?

Me:
YOU BELIEVE WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME TODAY!

WON'T*

***

A/N

Lmao a little bit of a long chapter, I kinda flow while writing about fanfic. 

I hope I haven't disappointed or hurt any fanfic writer, doesn't matter if they are Y/N ff writers or ship ff writers or any of the writers. If my statements have hurt you please let me know. I'll change them.

So... The plots were on time like they come out naturally.

Anyways, it has been a while since I wrote Prank Call! I hope you enjoyed it.

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