Next day

You have unblocked this contact

Me:
Hi Jin
Not send

Hello
Not send

Jimin, bring me ramen
on your way back
Not send

Suck my dick bitch

Dickhead:
I think you still don't
know that you don't have
dick but something else

Me:
I'm well aware of the fact
that I don't have that thing
which will randomly stand
up

It's just my style yk

Dickhead:
Very unique 
style you have. 
Hope you can 
sense my sarcasm

Now I'm thinking
that why you 
message me?

Me:
I was bored. My friends
went to college, not in 
mood to do 
freaksignments and 
my shift is after 7 so 
yeah. 

Dickhead: 
Didn't you block me?
Why message me?
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Why come you always
message me when you
require entertainment?
Not send

What are freaksignments?

Me:
Freak + assignment

I made that word ^^

Dickhead:
That's why I was not able
to understand it because 
it came from your unofficial
dictionary and what's
'^^'? 

Me:
First, you're no fun

Second '^^' is an emoji
like when you smile and 
your eyes get close, that's
the exact emoji

Dickhead:
My eyes don't get close
when I smile so I can't use
it

Me:
You're unbelievable.

Dickhead:
This reminds me of something

Wanna hear it?

Me:
You sharing your deepest
secret with me got me
feeling like...

Dickhead:
Feeling like...

Me:
This ain't the answer
but lemme just do it.

You got me feeling like
PSYCHO! ULIL BOGO 
MALHAE JAKKU JAKKU,
DASI AN BOL DEUS 
SSAUDAGADO, BUT-EO 
DANINI MAL-YA IHAEGA 
AN GANDAE USGIJIDO
ANHDAE

Don't feel shy to continue
if you know this song

Second, the initial message
you got me feeling like 'that
I'm going to be rich soon.' 
Imagine how much money I 
will make when I give theses
to media. 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dickhead:
Wait I've this song
before

My wife sings these 
now and then
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Oh right, I've heard
this song in Gold Disk 
Awards, if I'm correct?
By a girl group name 
Red Velvet?

And you are dumber
then I thought. You don't
know me who am I? Nor
you are going to meet me
then how are you going
sell these so-called important
information to media? 

Me:
*puts my red velvet 
obsession aside*

Wait a fucking minute

Dickhead:
Waiting...

Me:
Sorry I was screaming

YOU HAVE SEEN THEM?
PERFORMING IN GOLD
DISK AWARD? THAT 
PRESTIGIOUS AWARD 
WHERE ONLY HIGH CLASS
CELEBS ARE INVITED + AND
BY CHANCE YOU GOT TO 
VISIT IT AS A FAN, THE PASS
IS EXTREMELY COSTLY + 
LIMITED FAN SEAT

YK FAN CAM OF THAT
AWARDS ARE HARD TO 
FIND! HOW?

Dickhead
Haha

You have no idea
who I'm

Me:
Who are you?

Dickhead:
Bold of you to assume
I'm going to tell you

Me:
Any hints?

Dickhead:
Well, let's see

I'm CEO, and I know 
your all three idols

These hints are enough

By now you should 
whom you're talking
with

Me:
No, I didn't

There are lots of 
CEO in industry and 
my idols are friendly 
beans they have many
acquaintances. 

Dickhead:
Okay one more 

My name is
big in industry

Me:
How many letters?

Dickhead:
You're hopeless you
know

Me:
Yah, I'm a hope

Forget I'm a J-hope
stan? 

Dickhead:
That I could never forget

You gave me a whole ass
mix feeling lecture about
how I should love Hoseok

Me:
Hehe

He deserves to be loved

Dickhead:
Anyways, the thing I was
going to say was a mere 
joke

Me:
Are you joking?

How come jokes do 
jokes? 

Dickhead:
Just wait and watch, I'm
going to choke you till 
death when we meet

Me:
Didn't you just said
that we ain't going to
meet each other 

Are you that persistent
to meet me? 

┏(~ ͜ʖ ͡°)┛

Dickhead:
No.

Me:
No?

Dickhead:
I mean no, wanna
hear in Spanish?

Noh

Me:
Did we just complete

Dickhead:
a tiktok meme?

yes we did

Me:
LMAO 

MEMEMATE! 

*virtually hugs you
while wearing plasteek*

Dickhead:
plastic*

Me:
Unbelievable

Dickhead:
That reminds me

FUCKING LET ME COMPLETE
MY JOKE YOU WOMAN STOP
INTERRUPTING AND COMING
UP WITH NEW TOPICS

Me:
╭∩╮

Dickhead:
Now, what's this?

Dick?
Not send

Me:
I just showed you my
sexy middle finger

Dickhead:
Why I'm not fazed.

Me:
Please continue your joke

I'm bored

Dickhead:
Y'all living in a bubble

Me:
What. the. fuck. Jin

Seokjin:
Just. hear. it.

Me:
Okay

Dickhead:
Unbelibubble

Me:
Jwhwegekwkwn
Not send

Hahahahaha
Not send

*ugly laughing intensifies*
Not send

Where's the joke?

Dickhead:
What? 

Me:
I mean the part I was
suppose to laugh

Dickhead:
😀🔪

Me:
Lmao it is funny

Dickhead:
Oh, so now you get
the joke?

Me:
No. 

Your joke was one of
the unfunniest(?) 
I've ever heard or read 

The funny part was you
using emoji

I don't think so I've seen
your serious ass using 
emoji

Dickhead: 
Meh you're no fun

Me:
No, you're no fun

Bye

It is better to reread 
BJ Alex instead of talking
you

Dickhead:
BJ Alex? 

Me:
As usual, you don't 
know what it is so 
lemme cultural your
ass 

BJ Alex is a BL (boy love
aka boy x boy aka gay) R
rated manhwa

must read recommendation

Dickhead:
Do you still read comics?

You're 22

Me: 
:') 

Bitch I'm addicted to
BL manhwa, kpop and
kdrama nobody, I mean
nobody can save me

I've chosen my own 
downfall.

Dickhead:
I can see that, the
future of country *sighs*

Anyways, tell me the 
summary and where I
can read it

Me:
YOU'LL READ IT? REALLY?

Seokjin:
Yes but only if I like
the summary 

Me:
Kejwhwkwmwjwwb

Wait a second, lemme
copy paste it from Google

Dickhead:
Waiting... 

Me:
Are you aware of
the fact that is 19+ 
comic?

Dickhead:
Yeah you just told me
it's R rated

Me:
Well here it goes

Every night at 10, 
Dong-gyun locks 
himself up in his room, 
grabs a box of tissues, 
and watches a live cam 
boy show hosted by Alex, 
a BJ (broadcast jockey). 
Timid Dong-gyun admires
not only Alex's ripped body, 
but his candor in sharing 
his sexual experiences 
with viewers. One night, 
Dong-gyun downs too
many drinks at a school 
networking event and 
passes out. When he 
wakes up, he's in bed 
staring up at a shirtless 
hunk. A hunk who looks 
an awful lot like...Alex.

Dickhead:
So basically the whole
the plot revolves around one 
thing?

Sex 

😢

Me:
It does but it is actually
quite good, really just read
it

Dickhead:
Where can I read it?

Me:
👉👈

I read it from illegal
sites since I can't afford

But since you can I will
send you the official site so 
you can support the author

here

Dickhead:
Okay

Thanks

Also, since now don't
have 700000 wons in 
your account why don't 
you read it from legal 
website

Me:
Oh shit

I can do that

Thanks, Jinnie

***

A/N

Lol I had no topics, so added BL manhwa 

Is anyone a BJ Alex fan? Yes, your MD simp is here. I first fell for Jiwon then MD >\\\\< 

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