(SMG3 is looking at plans for the Death Power Star, Mario walks into his office)

SMG3: (turns around) Mario!  What are you doing here?

Mario: Why do you-a have the Death-a Power Star's Blueprints-a?

SMG3: If one is to master the Sauce, you must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrows everyone WANTS you to study.  Be careful, Toad Mario...Only through me can you achieve a power greater than you can possibly imagine!  Use the Tomato side of the Sauce and you'll be able to save Peach from certain death!

Mario: What-a did you-a say?!

SMG3: Use my knowledge, I beg you!

Mario: So...(ignites lightsaber) YOU'RE the Goomba Lord!

SMG3: And YOU'RE just being used as a pawn in the Toad Council!  Ever since I met you, I knew you wanted a life different of an ordinary Toad, a life of significance!

Mario: (holds lightsaber to strike, but stops)

SMG3: Are you going to kill me?

Mario: I would certainly-a like to, but I refuse.  (sheaths lightsaber) Instead, I'm-a reporting you to the Toad-a Council!

(A la Spongebob Narrator: A few moments lay-tair...)

Mario: I believe that-a Chancellor SMG3 is-a the Goomba Lord, 17.

17: You mean...a Goomba Lord, right?

Mario: No...I mean-a the Goomba Lord!  He's-a been hiding under our-a noses this entire time, and we never-a knew.  Be pleased to accept-a my advice: Gather a few more Toad-a Masters and then face-a him.

17: Excellent strategy, Mario.  Good call, for there is safety in numbers.  I will do just that.