Lyrics

The picture of happiness
Is the epic romance of a power ranger
But if those Rangers life in the now
Would there love life's be different some how
(We'll find out)

Kendall

All those days scanning though my matches
All those years on though dating sites
All my friends meet there handsome rangers
While my still swiping right

Ok cupid's got a quiz
Where I hope to get some answers
POF have lots of fish
At the bottom of the tank
And if none of these Charger out
I guess try my luck on
Grinder

Shelby

Looks girls I got this crazy story
I need advice I need some help
(Yes Shelby go on)
Tyler gave my this cool rose
But still haven't f-king proposed,
So I'm so my wonder if he f*ckboi now.
(What a f*ckboi is that good)

Oh isn't alarming
That teen something guy wouldn't want to marry me?
(Well maybe your morphing not good enough)
With a price of a diamond soaring
IF he doesn't but a ring on it
I'll suck it up and marry C
(Chase he be happy)

Hailey

I'd really like to find my mane squeeze
But ever time I see my crush
I just freeze
Can't find my voice to tell him
that he my everything

I'm super awesome
people laugh at my jokes
But every time I see my crush
I just choke

Why can't he save me from
this life time of awkwardness

As a shy girl my love life is nightmare
The ranger just don't approach girls anymore
My friends ask if my still single and I say
how rude
but who cares!
I can learn on YouTube
I just can't wait to hear what they say when
I became an expert PUA
I'll binge Watch Ask Kimberly
(Kendall and Shelby: My favorite)
And someday I'll be
Somebody girl

Emma

Troy show me the world
Before Vekar and Mavro
New Zealand date night more complicated
than in 25
A mess up world
Exploding with
Ignorant fool
I don't know what to do
Could ask Noah
But tell me how I ever get a dude

Kimberly

Ghosted, I was just ghosted
(Kendall and Emma: Typically)
Oh god what did I just do?
(Probably to needy)
Things were going so great tell he disappear right out of the blue

Ella (my OC)

The Arctic is melting so that sky
This pond is not frozen anymore
With ninja steel I don't stand a chance

I'd already plan out my love life
Teasing Ivan with snowball fights
If my not nippy how'll I find romance?

I guess I have to warm up sometime
To this date day and age
Cosmo say frigid girls don't get engaged

For the first time in forever
He won't have hypothermia
(That good)
I'll be like the amazing race
(For the right reasons)
I'm ready for my rose
(But I don't want my rose)

I know modern dating is different
But it's surely here to stay
Cuz for the first time in forever, I we'll get a date!