pairings: bucky x reader, platonic!sam wilson x reader, platonic!steve rogers x reader,

warnings: language, not edited bc i just wanted to postabout: idk i was bored and i thought this was cute- not part of series and more humor- rather my attempt at it- than fluff

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you were sitting outside, scrolling mindlessly on instagram and tiktok as you hid from natasha, avoiding sparring with her for... obvious reasons.

you giggled at a video and scrolled, lips parting slightly at the video beneath it. it was an edit of bucky,- you hadn't met him yet, much to your displeasure- and it was quite good. you saved it after watching it ten or so times, biting your lip as you looked around you, desperately hoping no one had caught on to your small crush on the attractive super soldier. you had heard only good things about bucky, mostly from steve, but also from sam- words about bucky from sam were, for most part, making fun of him, so him praising the man was something big.

steve was supposed to bring him by either today or tomorrow, and you were counting on it being tomorrow, seeing as you had thrown on your training clothes and hadn't bothered to brush your hair in the morning.

you nearly dropped your phone when you heard sam yell from the other side of the yard, letting you know it was your turn to pick the movie.

you grinned, sending a quick glance at the frozen picture of bucky on your screen before locking your phone.

"oh, sam, i am so going to make you watch clueless, i can't believe you haven't seen it yet."

sam put his arm around your shoulder, shrugging. "well, i mean sure, if you want to watch it with two supersoldiers and a super handsome dude."

you froze, glaring at sam. "wait- two? now? i thought bucky was coming tomorrow!"

sam stared at you, "cap said tomorrow yesterday, y/n, and, no, not now, he isn't here yet." you sighed, reaching a hand up to your forehead.

"i thought... today? was yesterday?" sam let out a weird laugh, his hand coming on your head to mess up your already messy hair, wincing when his fingers caught on a knot. "geez, girl, what is up with your head?"

you groaned out loud, smacking sam on the chest. "let's just go, you idiot."

you sat down on the couch the minute you went into the compound, practically flying into it from the kitchen. sam bellowed at you as you scrambled for the remote, wincing when you bumped your knee against the table and almost fell.

"alright, sam, go heat up the popcorn and i'll start the-" you couldn't even finish your sentence when you turned around, seeing two very tall, very bulky, very attractive super soldiers in front of you. you stared at bucky, your mouth slightly open as steve attempted to introduce you.

"this is y/n. bucky, y/n, y/n, buc-"

"oh my god, you're even prettier in person..."

the words came out of your mouth in a soft mutter before you could stop them, and you clapped a hand over your mouth, eyes wide as sam laughed very loudly behind bucky.

bucky blushed red, pretty pink lips stressed under his teeth as his bright blue eyes stared at his feet. "i- uh, thank you...?"

you were appalled at yourself, eyes closed tight under your hands, wishing that you would suddenly disappear.

it was at that moment that your phone decided to chime, which you ignored, until stupid- friggin- steve told you- no, ordered you in his captain voice to answer, because it could be nick fury (which, why the hell would nick fury be texting you?). you took one hand off your face, pressing your index finger to the fingerprint scanner of your phone, and, as it turned on to tiktok, you seemed to remember what the last thing you saw there was.

you let out a strangled "no!" but it was too late. the one time your phone didn't exit out of the same tiktok you were watching was, apparently, now.

the music of the edit blasted loudly, and bucky's face and thighs- holy shit, by the way- flashed on your phone.

sam was practically on the floor right now, and bucky's face was redder, his mouth slightly agape as he stared between your phone, to you, to steve.

you fumbled with your phone, frustrated look in your eyes as you looked to see it was sam who texted you.

you glared at the picture he sent you; a picture of bucky and one of you poorly edited together.

you shut your eyes again, realizing bucky was in front of you, still. you sighed, muttering a small "i will kill you," to sam, before smiling tightly at bucky.

"hi... bucky, right?"