Me, over text: Good morning! *sends at 7:31 PM*
Potato, over text: *sends picture of a game*

Me: *makes a cute picture of a dream blob*
Potato: *draws whatever the heck this is*

(He, apparently, drew a dream blob with LEGS)

Potato: I a: $98;* s9:e t(in*.
Me: what?
Potato: 8 a: do8ng #ome5hing.
Me: what?
Potato: I AM DOING SOMETHING!
me: oh.
Potato: are you in the toilet?
Me: no
Potato: I'm in the toilet
Me: how'd you get in there?
Potato: I've been here all along.