"Mumbo Jumbo but with red mustache?" -potato, after I told him I had a red Gatorade, drank it then had a red "mustache".

"Mumbo Jumbo's bath water?" -potato, after we found a wine glass in the attic where I was sleeping for the night.

Me: There's a door- oh. never mind there's 2 doors up here, one of them has this doll on it. *shows doll, with 'Do not disturb' on it*
Potato: open it.
Me: no, it says do not disturb.
Potato: *randomly* Mumbo Jumbo.
Me: next thing I know, I'm gonna wake up and Sneeg is gonna me in my face.
Potato: and he's going to have a gun.

Wtf is wrong with potato.