I woke up early to the smell of bacon. The whole gang was eating. I sat next Dally and Pony. I gave Dall a peck kiss while quickly stealing 2 slices of bacon. There was no more bacon left after that. We all talked around then I had an idea for a prank on Dallas. I opened a bottle of beer. The first one Steve came by and took it out of my hand "Awww sorry little Dash your big Broder said you cant have beer. Poor baby" he said in a baby voice then patting me on the head. I almost bit his finger off.  I then grabbed another beer popped it open and Two bit reminded me how he hated eggs so i put egg yolk in it then Pony added extra salt. We shook it up and I took it to him as I sat next to him. Pony sat on the floor while Two sat next to Steve playing rock paper scissors. "Thanks babe" he said kissing my cheek and putting his arm around me. I leaned against his chest then he spit the beer out sounding like he was gonna vomit luckily Steve was at the right spot at the right time. It got all over Steve. We all laughed as Dallas looked at me then spit some on me. "What the hell did you put in this you little shit.!" he asked trying not to smile or giggle. We got into a beer spit war. Eventually the whole house smelt like beer. It was funny because me and Pony ganged up on Johnny and Two bit and as usual some hoe Two bit got drunk.