Disclaimer: Marvel and Percy Jackson DON'T belong to me. They belong to other people who I'm too lazy to say.

AN: First story, more like one-shot, ayyyyyy!!! I would appreciate feedback if you guys have any, and I've been into Poki for quite a while a decided to write a little short story on it. Also, I used like one curse word so for you people that get bothered by it, you've been warned.

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Percy's P.O.V:

"HELP HELP HELPPPPPP!!!" I yelled out, as I ran out of the elevator and into the living room.

"WHAT'S WRONG?!" Loki yelled as he emerged from the kitchen, waving a spatula everywhere resulting in the ground getting high-fived with batter. He looked quite adorable with the blue powder in his hair, the pink apron that has a chibi him waving his spoon around with a text box saying "DIE BY MY FOOD YOU INSOLENT MORTAL!", and having his eyebrows furrowed with a frown etched on his face from his worry.

I ran towards Loki, ignoring the Avenger's looks of curiosity and amusement towards me, and fell into his arms dramatically. "Loki...I don't know how much time *cough* I have left. Just know *caresses Loki's cheek as I stare into his stupidly pretty eyes* that I'll always...love....you" I trailed off as I promptly "fainted" into his arms.

Then I met the ground with a thump. Owwwwwwww my bum! Tony and Clint started to roar with laughter. Nat just smirked while Bruce continued reading his book, but you could see a small smile behind it. Thor was out shopping, which I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how too.

"Don't scare me like that!" Loki said with a sneer but it was obvious he was trying not to laugh. He gave a dramatic hair flip and strutted back to the kitchen, before anyone could see his growing blush that is, and lazily waving the spatula around in the air. He accidentally got some batter from the spatula on Steve as he strutted past the soldier that was leaving the kitchen.

"Oh come on!" Steve proclaimed meekly and tried to get the batter off, but failed miserably and only got more of it spread out . That just made Tony and Clint start laughing harder while Bruce just chuckled and Nat just snorted in amusement. I decided to be a nice person 'see I can be nice' I thought in my head and got the water from Clint's cup, "HEY!", and I drenched Steve. It got the batter out but now Steve looked like an angry poodle. That reminds me of that time whenever Annabeth made me say hi to the poodle. That poodle was grumpy in my opinion. How come the poodle was pink? Did it get blessed by Aphrodite, or maybe cursed? Ooooooo bird. How can bees fly? Isn't it physically impossible for them too? Imagine if Thor was a bumblebee bee, now that would be hilarious-

"Hey Perce!" Steve said irritably while snapping his fingers in front of my face.

"BUMBLEBEES!" I screeched as I jumped away from Steve and ran towards the kitchen. The sound of wheezing from Tony and Clint fading away along with thumps from Nat probably pushing them onto the ground.

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Loki's P.O.V:
(Before Percy burst through the elevator)

I was in the kitchen trying to make cake because I was going to prove to Percy that I could bake. Last night he said how I couldn't make food for my life, so we made a bet that if I could cook/bake something decent then he has to wear a dress and heels with make-up for a whole day. However, if I lost then I had to dress up as a chicken and do the chicken dance in front of the avengers.

I was going to win that bet, so here I was in the kitchen baking experimentally like an expert, which I am of course. (Btw my description of cake making is wrong, its been a while since I've made some. So please forgive my lack of cake knowledge) The eggs and milk whizzing through the air and pouring in the right amounts into the bowl im whizzing around, trying to make the batter look creamy. After a few minutes I got fed up since it looked pretty fluffy and just dumped it into the oven, put the time in, and huffed as I sat down on the counter with my legs crossed waiting for the oven the ding. I finally noticed Stars and Stripes drinking coffee while leaning on the fridge. "When in Odin did you pop up Spangles?" I drawled out while leaning back on the counter and looking at the ceiling.

"At least you dont curse" Captain murmured before he said, "I just showed up in time to see Ms.Drama Queen pose herself onto the counter like a peacock." I snapped my head towards the soldier to see him smirking behind his coffee mug. My my, seems that Steve does indeed have some humor in him. Ever since him and Tony have started dating Steve's gotten less serious, I guess Tony's rubbing off on him. I glared at him before deciding to play along and put on a smirk.

"Oh why thank you, don't you think my feathers are just divine?" I said in a posh accent and waved my hands around me like I was smoothing my "feathers". Capsicle couldn't help himself and spit out his drink all over fridge, "Shoot!". I chuckled at seeing his distraught face as he went to clean it up.

The reason for my friendliness towards Elsa is that out of all the Avengers, Captain warmed up to me first and opted for teasing me as much as possible sensing my lack of enthusiasm. It was infuriating but I got used to it and enjoyed his company, not that I would admit that out loud, since he actually talking to me unlike everyone else who either glared at me or made rude remarks. Eventually, everyone ended up tolerating me when Percy came along, but that's another story for another time. As I watched Steve clean up the fridge, I then heard a scream in the living room. "HELP HELP HELPPPPPP!!!"

-Time skip to Loki returning to the kitchen-

I strutted back towards the kitchen and once I was perched back onto the counter, I burst out laughing. Oh Percy, how he always brings a smile to my face.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI-

I hit the timer with a hammer since it was getting on my nerves. I opened the oven and went to get the cake, I forgot my mittens so that resulted in a cake learning to fly with me dealing with hand burns. "Stupid heat!" I went to get the cake but I ended up slipping from the coffee that Steve forgot to clean up.

"BUMBLEBEES!" I head Ariel scream behind me. I looked behind me to see Percy running towards me.

"Go towards the cake you idiot, not me!" Thank gods for demigods being more enhanced in skills. He basically flew (more like swam if you get what I mean) at the falling cake, and he was reaching out to catch it. But then Apollo decided to be a shiny brat and shone light onto Percy, momentarily blinding him. He fell to the floor along with my cake and...

SPLAT!

I watched amused on the floor, now sitting instead of laying down, as percy slowly got up and started cursing out Apollo in Greek and sometimes Latin. "LANGUAGE" is screamed from the living room, probably Steve. "OH FUCK LANGUAGE!" Percy screamed back. Percy then twirled in my direction and faced me. I burst out laughing. His hair has cake crumbs and his whole face has cake on it, he looked hilarious.

"You look quite dashing in blue, don't you think?" I remarked at Percy.

He immediately turned red and spluttered, "L-LOKI!" by embarrassment or anger I couldn't tell. He marched up to me and picked me up off the floor...only to knock me down again by judo-flipping me. He then straddled me and pinned down my arm with his hands. Some crumbs fell from his face and hair, so I opened my mouth and tried to eat them. Disgusting? Maybe, I don't care it's food.

"Now can you tell me your majesty, what the ha-heck happened!"

"Well I was just reenacting a scene in a movie when you rudely interupted." I said with sarcasm dripping from my voice.

Percy stared at me stoically, then wiped off the cake batter with his hand and slapped my beautiful face then smeared it all over. How dastardly!!! And he was laughing too, the nerve. I stuck my hand up his shirt causing him to jump off me with a yelp, "Hot! Hot! Hot!". Good, my hands were still hot from touching the pan with no mittens.

"I know I'm hot Perseus you don't have to yell it at me."

"Oh be quiet you!"

"I would prefer to keep my freedom of speech, after all this is America" I drawled out as a stood up and went towards the sink so I could wash off my face, and get my hands cooled down. Percy joined me and soon we both were throwing sponges at each others faces.

"You missed a spot Aquaman" I said as I got closer to Percy.

"Wait, where?!?!" Percy said as he slapped his face everywhere trying to find the cake he missed.

"Right there you insolent mortal" I said right before I kissed his lips. Percy stopped his face slapping and wrapped his arms around my neck, tangling his hands into my hair. I wrapped my arms around his waist pulling him closer, deeping the kiss, and pushed him against wall while we started a make-out session.

I'll worry about the bet another time. I can do Percy now and cake later. A soft moan cuts me from my thoughts and I let myself be consumed in bliss.

He tastes way better than cake

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Tony's P.O.V:

"Jarvis shut off the footage in the kitchen. Also make sure you can't see through the windows and make the walls soundproof." I said once I saw Percy go into the kitchen where Loki was.

"Yes sir."

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AN: There ya have it! Hope you liked my silly little story.